- Nick Barkley: It might do you good to eat a little dust once in awhile.
- Jarrod Barkley: I'm a lawyer, remember? I only eat crow.
- Jarrod Barkley: Nick, I promise never to call you a bull in a china shop again.
- Nick Barkley: We get back in one piece, you can call me anything you like.
- Heath: Well its no pride I got in him for a daddy, but its a proud name, and I'm gonna wear it. And Boy Howdy! People are gonna look up to me!