The V.I.P.s (1963)

Lance Percival: B.O.A.C. Officer

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Quotes 

• Sanders : Is everything in order?

  The Duchess of Brighton : Eh, well not all together, I'm afraid.

  Sanders : Your grace is traveling on Flight 905 to Miami.

  B.O.A.C. Officer : The, Duchess of Brighton, oh yes, it's under D. Ha-ha. Would that be it?

  The Duchess of Brighton : [to Sanders]  He does mix his tenses, though, would it, was it. It is.

• The Duchess of Brighton : Why do I have to travel with this ridiculous bag. It's like a bottomless pit. Oh! You know, I'm sure I had it when I left home.

  B.O.A.C. Officer : Yes, but I'm afraid you can't travel to America without a vaccination certificate, madame.

  The Duchess of Brighton : Why not? I once came through an epidemic of black water fever in Uganda and I hadn't been inoculated or anything? I'm really not afraid of a little small pox.

  B.O.A.C. Officer : Yes, well I'm afraid its a regulation, madame.

  The Duchess of Brighton : It's a very idiotic one.