- Tammy Tyree: [having mixed up the babies' name tags] I could have took an oath on the Bible that he be Bernard Schwartz.
- Millie Baxter, Nurse: There hasn't been so much excitement around here since Tony Curtis came in for a check up.
- Dr. Mark Cheswick: [Asking Tammy for a date] You wanna go to the Bowl?
- [the Hollywood Bowl, outdoor concert venue]
- Tammy Tyree: Bowl? I never heard it called that. Uh, but don't you worry. I'll go afore we leave.