The Three Stooges Meet Hercules (1962)

Larry Fine: Larry

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• Larry : I wonder where we are.

  Schuyler Davis : Maybe the sign will tell us.

  [the sign is written entirely in Greek letters. Curly-Joe and Larry try to sound it out] 

  Larry : [laughs]  You know, I...

  Moe : I'll smash the first guy who says it's all Greek to me.

  Larry : [waves a thumb at Curly-Joe]  Well, it's all Greek to him.

• Larry : [on Schuyler Davis]  Look at those shoulders now

  Moe : Yeah, that takes care of the muscles, now we gotta work on the gumption department. What he needs is...

  Curly Joe : ...self-confidence, initiative, and referendum.

• Curly Joe : There's someone comin'...

  Larry : Don't worry, just tell them we're American citizens.

  Moe : America hasn't been discovered yet.

  Larry : You mean I haven't been born yet?

  Moe : Christopher Columbus hasn't even been born yet!

  [slaps Larry] 

  Moe : Come on, will ya?

• Larry : [examine Schuyler's plans]  What do you think, Moe?

  Moe : [looks at the plans]  Hmmm... he has got it hooked up all wrong. Any idiot can see that.

  Larry : Well you outta know.

• [Larry opens the door to Schuyler's place. Curly Joe enters with some fireworks] 

  Larry : Oh, takeoff power!

  Curly Joe : Yeah, these rockets outta blast Schuyler back clear into the days of old "Nebacibizter."

  Moe : Hey, "King Cibitzier", you wanna blow the place up? *Put those down!*

  Curly Joe : [putting the fireworks on the floor]  Put 'em down, put 'em down.

• [the Stooges are attempting to free Ulysses from his cell. Curly Joe is shown hammering a bar. Unbeknownst to them, the bar has gone through the ceiling to the floor above, right underneath the table that Hercules is sitting at] 

  Larry : What's the matter?

  Curly Joe : I'm encountering a, uh, I... un, it won't, uh... it's stuck.

  Larry : [Getting underneath the bar]  Oh, what a minute.

  Curly Joe : I can't help it.

  [Hercules can be shown reaching for his fruit, only to see that the bowl has been elevated by the bar] 

  Larry : Looks pretty good to me!

  [Hercules bushes the bowl down, which in turn, pushes the bar back down. The bar can be seen hitting Larry in his left eye] 

  Moe : You had to stick your nose in the way, eh?

• Larry : Hey, Moe's got pretty good rhythm, eh?