Vulcan, Son of Jupiter

Hopefully you can find a decent print. The copy you can download for free (public domain) from the Internet archive isn't too bad.

What you should know:

) It's entertainingly bad. Really entertaining and really bad.

) A main theme of the movie is the Goddess Venus being a loose woman (not a spoiler).

) It's poorly dubbed from Italian

) We were confused a lot (yes, my wife watched it too).

) The little man's dubbed voice often sounded like Grep Proops of "Whose Line is it Anyway." It also sounded a lot like what Greg would say as a parody.

) The God Neptune looked like an exhausted junkie.

) The scene where Vulcan is carrying the little man by his belt and the little man is having a tantrum is worth sitting through the entire movie.

) When the little man clonks a downed warrior with his club, he says "Bonk!" or "Ding Dong!"

) When the barbarians attack Vulcan, they do it serially so each one can get beaten up; I guess it never occurred to them to gang up

) Etc.