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Becky Driscoll : Is this an example of your bedside manner, doctor?
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : No, ma'am. That comes later.
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Dr. Miles J. Bennell : This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you.
Becky Driscoll : [laughs] I'm not the high school kid you used to romance, so how can you tell?
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : You really want to know?
Becky Driscoll : Mmm-hmm.
[Miles kisses Becky]
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Mmmm, you're Becky Driscoll, all right!
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Becky Driscoll : I don't want to live in a world without love or grief or beauty, I'd rather die.
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Becky Driscoll : Miles, why don't you call Danny? Maybe he can help.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Danny? No. The way he was behaving last night... I'm afraid it's too late to call Danny too.
Becky Driscoll : Well, what are you going to do?
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Get help. I hope whatever's taking place is confined to Santa Mira!
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Dr. Miles J. Bennell : [Upon learning that Becky is also divorced] Well, I guess that makes us lodge brothers now...
Becky Driscoll : Yes.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Except that I'm paying dues while you collect them.
Becky Driscoll : [laughing] Oh, Miles!
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Dr. Miles J. Bennell : What'll you have? We're pushing appendectomies this week.
[Becky laughs]
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : I don't know, maybe I clown around too much, pretty soon my patients won't trust me to prescribe aspirin for them. Seriously, what's the trouble?
Becky Driscoll : It's my cousin.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Wilma? What's the matter?
Becky Driscoll : She has a, well I guess you call it a delusion, you know her uncle, Uncle Ira?
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Sure, I'm his doctor.
Becky Driscoll : Well Miles, she's got herself thinking he isn't her uncle.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : How do you mean? That they're not really related?
Becky Driscoll : No, she thinks he's an impostor or something, someone who only looks like Ira.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Have you seen him?
Becky Driscoll : I just came from there.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Well, is he Uncle Ira or isn't he Uncle Ira?
Becky Driscoll : Of course he is, I told Wilma that but it was no use.
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Becky : They're like huge seed pods!
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Becky Driscoll : I can't do it, I can't, can't, can't go on.
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : Yes, you can.
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Dr. Miles J. Bennell : A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
Becky Driscoll : And love?
Dr. Miles J. Bennell : I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.