- Nurse Penny Gladstone: Oh gosh, What shall I wear?
- Mike: Anything but that uniform.
- Nurse Penny Gladstone: What's the matter? Don't you like it?
- Mike: It crackles every time I kiss you.
- Nurse Penny Gladstone: Do you want to know something -so do I!
- Hospital Security Man: Manager of the Coronet cinema. He'd got three bullets in him. Couple of chaps broke in and emptied his safe. When he tried to stop them they filled him with lead, just like that.
- Nurse Penny Gladstone: That's awful. I was there the night before last - I can remember seeing him.
- Hospital Security Man: Got a wife and two kids, they tell me. I'd like to get me hands on them fellas - they wouldn't be so tough when I'd finished with them.
- Police Desk Sergeant: Yes, sir. What can we do for you?
- Jay Church: I've lost my wife, I think.
- Police Desk Sergeant: No wives in the lost and found tonight. Just a couple of lost dogs and a budgerigar that they took off the Chapel Hill bus.
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