As Long as They're Happy (1955)

Diana Dors: Pearl Delaney

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Quotes 

• Pearl Delaney : I'm an actress.

  John Bentley : Legitimate?

  Pearl Delaney : [in a huff]  I didn't come here to be insulted!

• Dr. Hermann Schneider : Young lady, lend me your ear.

  Pearl Delaney : What do you think you are? Marlon Brando?

• John Bentley : Pearl, I am not going to immortalize you for posterity.

  Pearl Delaney : You leave my posterity out of this!

• John Bentley : Didn't Schneider explain anything to you? Our relationship, my dear, is no more than that of a managing director and his private secretary.

  Pearl Delaney : Oh, sir!

  [moves in for a cuddle and a kiss] 

• Pearl Delaney : [singing]  Come do the Hokey Pokey Polka, Dance to the Hokey Pokey Polka, She slaps you, You slap her, Then you bravely slap each other, First you kiss, Then you break it, And show her you can really take it, Then if you want to know what pleases. Go home and try it on the Missus, At a party or ball, You can have a free-for-all, So come do the Hokey Pokey Polka...