Pardon My Backfire (1953)

Moe Howard: Moe

Quotes 

• Moe : Sit down. Eat your dinner like a gentleman.

  Shemp : I'll eat, but I'll promise nothing.

• Shemp : [about a customer's car]  You know, I think they hit something.

  Moe : Listen, every time you think, you weaken the nation.

• Moe : Say, tell me, do you like asparagus?

  Larry : Love 'em!

  Moe : Oh, well here's a couple of tips for ya!

  [eye-pokes Larry] 

• Moe : [while being chased by one of the convicts]  I'm gonna get myself a cheap lawyer!

• Shemp : [first lines; about the anniversary cake]  "Happy 10th Anniversary." Boy, what a beautiful cake! Yummy, yummy, yummy!

  Larry : Rosettes and yellow icing.

  Moe : If it only had ketchup on it.