A Kiss for Corliss (1949)

Roy Roberts: Uncle George

Quotes 

• Uncle George : The groom usually has a father or brother stand up with him. Have you any close relatives who might - ?

  Kenneth Marquis : One of my ex-wives?

  Uncle George : Hardly. Let's get on with it. Louise. Uh, dearly beloved, we are gathered, um, so on and so on. To join together this man and this woman, and so on and so on. Well, there's no use going any further with this part of the rehearsal.

  Kenneth Marquis : Certainly not on my behalf. I know it by heart.

• Kenneth Marquis : Uncle George? Have you any hobbies? I mean, do you collect things, and things?

  Uncle George : I have a large collection of antique rocks. Every one of which I would like to throw at you!