Easy to Wed (1946)

Keenan Wynn: Warren Haggerty

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• Warren Haggerty : Do you want me to kill myself, Gladys?

  Gladys Benton : Not until you change your insurance.

• Warren Haggerty : I've been baited, hooked. Today, I'm being reeled in.

• Curtis Farwood : You fired him.

  Warren Haggerty : Yes, and I'd do it again. Spending half his time with chorus girls and the other half trying to get away from them. A vaudeville actor turned newspaperman trying to run this paper. Thought he knew more.

  Curtis Farwood : And He was right!

  Warren Haggerty : But he's still the only man I know that women can't resist.

  Curtis Farwood : All right, then, get him. Get him!

• Curtis Farwood : What's Chandler doing in Denver?

  Warren Haggerty : Same thing he always does - but in a higher altitude.

• Curtis Farwood : What do you propose to do?

  Warren Haggerty : Well, she's a girl and, despite all reports, probably human. I'm gonna throw a man at her.

  Curtis Farwood : Men have been at Connie Allenbury for years.

  Warren Haggerty : Yes, yes, at her feet. But I'm going to throw this guy at her head.

  Curtis Farwood : Are you suggesting a frame?

  Warren Haggerty : I'm suggesting nothing. But you've gotta get to this girl and I've got the guy who specializes in dames.

• Warren Haggerty : What's she suing for?

  Curtis Farwood : Two million dollars.

  Warren Haggerty : She's nuts! Two million dollars? Why, a dame's whole anatomy is only worth 98 cents - boiled down.

• Warren Haggerty : Have you ever said to a redhead, "So long, it's been nice knowing you"?

  Spike Dolan : So long? I've never even said hello to one.

  Warren Haggerty : Well, you keep it that way.

• William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Now, here's the plan. The Allenburys are in Mexico City. I'll take a plane down there, register at the same hotel, meet the girl. Perhaps she comes to my room.

  Warren Haggerty : What?

  William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Just for a cocktail, of course. All perfectly innocent to her, to me, to everybody at the hotel - except to our private detective who wires my wife.

  Warren Haggerty : You got a wife?

  William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Well, not of my own, but we'll hire some attractive girl to marry me.

• Spike Dolan : Maybe he's dead.

  Warren Haggerty : It would be just like that guy to drop dead at a time like this.

• William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Not bad.

  Warren Haggerty : Not bad at all.

  William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : Nice legs.

  Warren Haggerty : You keep her legs out of it.

  William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : They come with her, don't they?

• Warren Haggerty : Everything will be all right. You in there, he's in here. A door in between. Locked!

  Gladys Benton : Warren Haggerty, are you willing that I should stay here - your fiancée, the girl you love?

  Warren Haggerty : Will you please not worry, Gladys? I trust him like a brother.

  Gladys Benton : Well, he's not my brother.

• Warren Haggerty : What a fine Romeo you are. One look at you and the dame takes a powder.

• Warren Haggerty : What do you think I was gonna pay you $50,000 for, to make love to my girl?

  William Stevens 'Bill' Chandler : If the necessity arose, yes.