- Abercrombie: I gotta break the date.
- Ruthie: What date?
- Abercrombie: Don't you remember? June 22nd?
- Ruthie: June 22nd? I don't remember anything about a date.
- Abercrombie: Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said, 'See me next year.' Well, tonight the year is up.
- Abercrombie: [starting to shave Rags] Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts.
- Rags Ragland: The what?
- Abercrombie: The smellin' salts.
- Rags Ragland: What's that for?
- Abercrombie: I faint when I see the sight of blood.
- Rags Ragland: Oh...
- Rags Ragland: [after a delayed reaction] Blood! Look, if you cut me, there's gonna be plenty of blood, and it's all gonna be yours!
- Mr. Burvis, Ruthie's Boss: [reacting to a verbal spat between two of his manicurists] My shop is for hair cutting, not hair pulling!
- Gregory LeMaise: [In disguise with a beard] Did you ever hear the one about the guy who was so brave he stuck his right arm into a lion's mouth, right up to there.
- [he motions to his shoulder]
- Abercrombie: [also in disguise] He stuck his right arm in a lion's mouth up to there?
- [also motioning to his shoulder]
- Gregory LeMaise: Yeah!
- Abercrombie: His right arm?
- Gregory LeMaise: Yeah!
- Abercrombie: What's his name?
- Gregory LeMaise: Lefty!
- [he breaks into raucous laughter]
- Abercrombie: [he spills his drink into Ambercrombie's turban which is on his lap] You get it?
- Abercrombie: [both are laughing] I didn't get it that time.
- Gregory LeMaise: You didn't?
- Abercrombie: No, no.
- Gregory LeMaise: Lefty!
- [he laughs even louder as Ambercrombie absentmindedly puts his turban on, drenching himself with the drink]
- Gregory LeMaise: [Ambercrombie stops laughing] You know, you're a great fellow. You made me forget my troubles.
- Abercrombie: You've drowned mine!
- Gregory LeMaise: [laughs] You've got troubles too?
- Abercrombie: Yes, sir.
- Gregory LeMaise: [laughing] No, but I've got real troubles. I killed a man!
- Abercrombie: [reacting to the camera] A man killed me. That's why I'm wearing this fake beard.
- Abercrombie: A face like mine is hard to forget.
- Buzz Kurtis: How do you know?
- Abercrombie: I've been tryin' for years!
- Buzz Kurtis: You can't sleep?
- Abercrombie: No.
- Buzz Kurtis: I've got just the thing for you. Don't go away.
- [He leaves the room]
- Buzz Kurtis: [returning with a phonograph record] Well, pal, here it is.
- Abercrombie: What do you got there?
- Buzz Kurtis: [reading the label] 'Go To Sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide.'
- Abercrombie: Oh, no! I wanna sleep alone!
- Buzz Kurtis: Now, listen. This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead!
- Abercrombie: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?
Contribute to this page
Suggest an edit or add missing content
Top Gap
By what name was Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood (1945) officially released in India in English?
Answer