- Carol Sands: You aren't going back to Hollywood without knowing that at least one person in the world thinks you're a piece of cheese.
- Capt. Angst: I'm sorry if I do not understand. Do we continue to sing or are we sad again?
- Mrs. Truscott: I'm afraid we're sad again Captain Ansgt.
- Capt. Angst: Then I can be sad with you. My seal is no better...
- Mrs. Priskin: Changing your name will make do difference - you might as well call London Bridge Battersea Park.
- Mrs. Priskin: Mr Thropp, i don't know who it was who spilt the ink but putting the fern over it deceives no one.
- Carol Sands: If you're suggesting it was Peter then say so - don't be coy about it.
- Mrs. Priskin: If I was behindhand in my rent I'd be loath to resort to vulgar abuse!
- Carol Sands: He's got that sort of travelled look like Ronald Colman or Robert Maine.
- Peter Thropp: Only he's about two feet shorter and ten years older.