- Lizzie Praskins: One more word from you and I'll forget I'm a lady.
- [lifts plate to throw at Maggie]
- Maggie Warren: Why not? Everybody else has.
- Buster Warren: Can I have my hair cut, too?
- Lizzie Praskins: No, you can *not*. It would break my heart to see that lovely hair cut.
- John Warren: Well, he's getting pretty big for curls.
- Maggie Warren: If I had my way, I'd have the clippers on him.
- Buster Warren: Would you grandma?
- Lizzie Praskins: Well, you haven't got your say-so.
- John Warren: You're telling us.
- Helen Praskins Warren: Anyway, we don't have to settle it now.
- Maggie Warren: No, any time before he goes to college.
- Maggie Warren: Make it snappy! I'm as busy as a flea with a first pup. I mean, a pup with his first flea.
- Maggie Warren: If you wake up some morning and find yourself robbed and murdered and dead; don't say I didn't warn you.
- Maggie Warren: You tell John you've got confidence in him and his bank.
- Lizzie Praskins: Confidence? Everybody over in Hillsdale had confidence in their bank and it blew up this morning.
- Maggie Warren: Why shouldn't it close? It was full of frozen assets.
- Lizzie Praskins: Well, nobody's gonna freeze mine!
- Maggie Warren: Sorry I haven't got anything for you to sit on.
- Lizzie Praskins: Well, I've got something to sit on, but no place to put it.