- Franz 'Bumpy' Jurgens: [Looking in the refrigerator and seeing a large lobster.] Hello there, Beulah.
- [Touches lobster, which reacts.]
- Franz 'Bumpy' Jurgens: Here, don't you get tough with me. I'll eat you up.
- Franz 'Bumpy' Jurgens: [Pulling out a platter from the shelf above.] Chicken! Well, spank me naked!
- Shirley Norton: I like your nerve.
- Sanderson 'Sandy' Burton: That's a good start. Gradually, you'll like all of me.
- Clarence Burton: Sanderson, has Miss Jameson told you that we are engaged?
- Sanderson 'Sandy' Burton: Why, no. Has she told you?
- Clarence Burton: Well, practically.
- Sanderson 'Sandy' Burton: Practically? Heh, heh, heh. Now, when I was in the Navy, I was practically an admiral. But the Navy Department didn't know a thing about it.