- Opening Title Card: [first card] It is not generally known that there are Atheist Societies using the schools of the country as their battle-ground - attacking, through the Youth of the Nation, the beliefs that are sacred to most of the people.
- Opening Title Card: [second card] And no fanatics are so bitter as youthful fanatics.
- Title Card: Judy, daughter of Atheism... Bob, son of Gospel... Intolerance versus Intolerance.
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Don't be grouchy, Angel! Just because they swallow my pamphlets and choke on your hymns!
- School Principal: All those who have copies of these blasphemous pamphlets will bring them to me at once!
- [Students deliver the pamphlets titled "Join The Godless Society - Kill The Bible"]
- School Principal: Are there any more? Under State Law, the student responsible for this outrage is liable to imprisonment!
- Title Card: A shabby hall, on a squalid street... where little rebels blow spit-balls at the Rock of Ages.
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Come and get a pamphlet from 'Koko'!
- [Referring to a monkey sitting on a high chair]
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Don't high-hat him - he's your cousin!
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Our new member, Mr. Bozo Johnson, will now take the oath!
- [Bozo raises his right hand and Judy places his left hand on top of Koko, the monkey's. head]
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Bozo, swear that you don't believe in the Bible - the Church - or God!
- Samuel 'Bozo' Johnson - The Goat: Does that cut out my Christmas holidays?
- Policeman: That kid's dyin' - I'll get an ambulance!
- The Victim: Judy - tell me you're wrong - I don't want this to be the end! Tell me - there's something more! Judy, this can't be the end! I'm scared - I'm scared to be all alone!
- Judy Craig - The Girl: [Holding up unattractive underwear] What does one do with these?
- Mame - The Other Girl: One parks the carcass in 'em dearie! You ain't dressin' for tired business men!
- Male Inmate: Them stripes are a target - so they can pot you if you escape!
- Mame - The Other Girl: That sour Matron ought to gargle this line about lovin' one another!
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Let's cut the Bible stuff, Mame - it's just popular fiction!
- Mame - The Other Girl: You ain't so good, that readin' this won't make you better!
- [Judy nonchalantly tosses Mame's Bible to the floor, which angers Mame]
- Mame - The Other Girl: Bend for it, baby - or they'll pick you up in a dustpan!
- Mame - The Other Girl: [Bozo tips his hat to Mame] Cover up, dearie - I've seen better heads on cabbages!
- Mame - The Other Girl: [Putting on a work glove] I'm the Mama that put the "it" in mitt!
- Bob Hathaway - The Boy: Take that mitt home, Blondy - and keep it for a pet!
- Mame - The Other Girl: Nix - it might have mittens!
- Head Guard: From now on, Sheik, you can do your love-makin' on bread and water - in Solitary!
- Bob Hathaway - The Boy: What have they done to Judy?
- Samuel 'Bozo' Johnson - The Goat: They've put her to work in the Girls' Meat House!
- Bob Hathaway - The Boy: We're going to escape!
- Mame - The Other Girl: Are we? Ain't that grand!
- Bob Hathaway - The Boy: Get Judy... and keep the Matron busy while we duck!
- Female Inmate at the Girls Meat House: Snap out of it, Romeo - I'm waitin' for a hog!
- Mame - The Other Girl: [Judy starts to rush off to meet Bob to escape - Mame stops her] You'll crab the act! Wait till I do my stuff - then blow!
- Head Guard: That dirty skunk crashed out! He's dog-bait now! Let's go!
- Head Guard: That black cat ain't goin' to hoodoo me!
- Female Inmate: [while the Reformatory goes up in flames] Whoopee! Get out your asbestos union-suits!
- Judy Craig - The Girl: Come with us, Mame - let's go on together!
- Mame - The Other Girl: Nothin' doin' - three ain't a couple - it's a calamity!
- Judy Craig - The Girl: [Final lines] Don't be so bitter, Bob! After all, it did teach us to believe - and let believe!
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