"Why Girls Love Sailors" (1927) is a two-reeler with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy eating the scenes, along with Anita Garvin, Viola Richard, and Malcolm Waite, all in a tizzy when captain Malcolm Waite brings his boat into port and goes to see former girl friend Viola Richard, but she's now engaged to Laurel. Oops, and Waite's a toughie - and he shows it! Now back on the boat with both in tow, Richard basically captive and Laurel in a position to be eaten by the sharks who run the boat, especially the captain and his first mate, Hardy, Laurel decides to show what a man he can be by dressing up as a woman and ensnaring all the men on the boat... Then... Things get in high gear and things begin to happen:
Bing, bong, bunk,
Although the boat's not sunk,
The sailors are beaten
And though not eaten,
By Laurel are thwarted
While the captain's sorted
Out by his wife,
A knife
Named Garvin.
My print is the American print found in France in 1971, long thought lost forever. After I watched this print, I watched the French version which differs here and there. Some of the scenes are obviously other takes, plus Charles R. Althoff shows up for about 1 second in a shot in Laurel's abode on shore. The viewer can just see him before he's out of the scene, sitting in a chair at the bottom of the screen. I mention this because he's not in the American print at all! Plus - several others were in scenes originally that had been deleted before release, including Anna May Wong and Sôjin Kamiyama. Althoff's presence is never explained by the syntax of the film, nor would many care. The titles in French differ only marginally from the American ones.
This is on the Image Entertainment DVD release of several years ago.