- Jim Hickory: The Hickoryville citizens have collected their share for the dam and it is now in my keeping. We are now waiting further instructions from you regarding the dam money.
- Hank Hooper: Me and ma have come to take the girl home.
- Mrs. Hooper: She can't stay here where there's no womenfolks. It ain't decent.
- Title Card: Harold, the youngest Hickory, was born on April Fool's Day. The stork that brought him could hardly fly for laughing.
- Jim Hickory: [to his youngest son, Harold] If anything happens to that shirt, young man, I'll whale the life out of you.
- 'Flash' Farrell: This medicine is not only good for man and beast but is recommended as a furniture polish and for cleaning harness.