1/10
Pooh!
16 February 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Let me make it clear that I'm not offended by the idea of a Winnie the Pooh horror movie. Such a movie isn't going to "ruin my childhood". However, this particular Winnie the Pooh horror is very bad. It starts off explaining how Christopher Robin found and befriended genetic freaks called Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit and Owl. They remained friends until Christopher went off to college and left them to fend for themselves. Unable to find enough food, the rest of the animals killed and ate Eeyore, which led to them becoming feral and taking a vow of silence. This part of the movie was adequately done, but it was all downhill from here. The rest of the movie has two men in unconvincing Winnie the Pooh and Piglet masks going around killing people in gruesome ways. What happened to Rabbit and Owl? I don't know, they were nowhere to be found. This movie is bad, and it's way too grim to be enjoyably bad.
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