- Elvis has a better chance of coming back than the Blue Jays. - during the 1989 baseball playoffs
- Baseball isn't brain surgery. I just make sure I'm not frivolous at the expense of the game.
- Were there better baseball players than Jackie Robinson? Yes. Were there more important baseball players than Jackie Robinson? Who?
- I think that any Philadelphia resident would rather buy the deed to the Bates Motel than buy T.O. (Terrell Owens's) 4-million dollar house which is still on the market.
- So I say, coming off this racewalking footage in Barcelona, 'You know, having a contest to see who can walk the fastest is kind of like having a contest to see who can whisper the loudest.' If you're really in that much of a hurry, run. And if you really want me to hear you, shout.
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