This movie is so bad I'm breaking my lifelong rule of never reviewing a movie just to review this movie!
If I could have given it a negative star rating, I would have.
I can't even begin to describe how awful it is to watch. I managed 23 minutes of the most painful, eye-wateringly bad acting I have ever seen and that includes pre-schooler nativity plays.
Unless you're marooned on an island with only this movie for entertainment, or you're really, truly, absolutely, bored shitless, this is not a movie for watching - it's a movie to putting down and avoiding.
