Amish Haunting

Once again, just as in the asinine "Amish Mafia," our kindly Protestant friends are picked on and picked at for no other reason than that they wish to be alone. The Amish are devout Christians who also adhere rather closely to the spirit of the original 613 commandments; as such, they will have absolutely nothing to do with ghosts, spirits, poltergeists, witches (all covered by the Hebrew term "ovoth"), or even the merest suggestions of such phenomena. They stick close to God and distance themselves maximally from the Devil; any other considerations are, well, not considered. Against my better judgment, I watched a second episode, where we learned that (a) tombstones come in all shapes and sizes in an Amish graveyard (WRONG: they're all the same), and (b) electric appliances are not allowed in Amish homes (WRONG: connecting to public power lines is disallowed, but battery power and private water power and such are used regularly). PLEASE avoid this absolute drivel as a courtesy to your conservative neighbors who have never bothered anybody.