Happy Tree Friends

Okay, so I consider myself to be a pretty openminded indevijual, and I always try to respect other people's opinions. But I just don't understand how anyone could find cute fluffy animals being brutally mutilated funny. Maybe it's because I have a habit of becoming overly attached and immersed in fictional worlds, or I always imagine what it might feel like if I were in the situation of the characters on screen. But whatever the reason is, I can safely say that this is not for me. If you do like this show, then I respect that, but hopefully you'll understand why I don't want to be alone with you.

Also, my heart goes out to any little tablet-mashers who stumbled on this by mistake, or were deliberately shown this by their parents because they didn't bother to take five seconds out of their lives to think about what they're putting in the minds of their spawn.