There is a certain thing... a small thing... That all Klingons must go through. It is called Bij. THIS IS IT. Though I am sure most Klingons would have ripped their own ears out, and their eyes to be relieved of this blight of a movie.
If you are a fan of Fred, great good for you for wasting HOURS of your time watching a kid that should be on Prozac or a serious depressant. Now that was just mean... okay. Only children will like this show. Why? Because children are stupid, uneducated and entertained by loud noises. If you are an adult, and like this. Seek serious help, SERIOUS help. Check yourself into an asylum kind of help.
I'm not giving a plot, why? Because this movie has no plot. It does not even have structure.... It wait. Why am I calling this a 'movie?' This does not classify as even that. There is no three act structure, no rising or falling action. Just a jumble of incoherent points that are loosely sewn together to make a Frankenstein monster of a 'movie.' I've seen bad comedy, I like Dane Cook for crying out loud. Hell, I will admit to liking... well... just tolerating Nickleback for pete's sake! But THIS? I watch nick, just hoping they can even have a tiny fraction of their previous glory of when i was a child. THIS ruined what was left. Nick has officially died in my humble opinion. I'll be going to the funeral, and don't even get me started on the sequel. That is just beating a dead horse with another dead horse, on a dead horse, inside of a dead horse that is on yet another dead horse that is being beat by the last dead horse.
