Palm Trees and Power Lines

[Lea is being called out by her friends for dating an older man]

Jared: You don't have to answer that, Lea. We all know what you've been up to.

[Lea sits in silent disbelief]

Jared: Oh, come on. Don't gimme that confused look. We all know that you've been hanging out with the geriatric.

Amber: Jared, you asshole.

[to Lea]

Amber: Lea, I didn't mean to say anything. And they said that they would never repeat it. I promise, I'm sorry.

Darren: Lea, the man is a pervert.

Lea: No, he's not.

Jared: He's a pedophile.

[Lea is clearly upset]

Patrick: I don't blame him. I mean, we all know younger girls feel different.

Amber: Ew, Patrick.

[guys laugh]

Jared: You don't know what you're talking about.

Patrick: Yes, I do. I literally fucked that older lady.

[Lea gets increasingly annoyed at the graphic details]

Patrick: She was like in her forties, but she actually was kind of hot, to be honest.

Amber: Disgusting, Patrick.

Darren: No, you didn't.

Patrick: Yes I did.

Darren: No, you didn't.

Patrick: On that trip with my family to Mexico I told you about. I swear to God, bro. I'm not kidding, older women, they feel different. It's like, not as good. I think it like, it like... stretches out over time or something.

Jared: I'm too high for this.

Patrick: I'm just saying like, this guy's lucky.