The Transporter

I wanted to like this one, being as I am a sucker for Statham movies. But no. Inane dialog, wooden acting, and absurd (and bizarrely choreographed) action just spoil the fun. This feels like an action movie from the 80ies, there is no rhyme or reason to the nonsense in this flick, even by the very modest standards of its genre. I can't believe this absurd flick started a little franchise, although its sequels are a little better, which isn't saying much (it helps that the female leads in them are much hotter in this reviewer's opinion). Even the romantic interest doesn't spice it up, (tiny spoiler) he should simply not have looked in the bag. Not worth it.