Plot
In this No-budget movie 2 hitmen are hired to kill a woman, on an abandoned farm, which turns out to be residence of the undead.
Cast
A load of people who should be embarrassed and ashamed
Verdict
Where do you begin with a film like this? Though first of all a disclaimer, I have no issue with low/no budget films. Yes they have a natural disadvantage on multiple fronts as you'd expect but it's not a deal breaker.
Awful juvenile writing however, that is.
I cannot stress to you how bad the script is, I didn't even realize until late into the film it was meant to be a comedy. It's just dialogue between our two leads and I cannot believe how pathetic, immature and absurd it all is.
It's not funny, unless you're 5. It's not a horror in any shape or form. It has absolutely no structure and brings not one single constructive thing to the table.
Ugly, mindless, stupid beyond words.
Rants
I get the desire to grab a camera and play filmmaker with your friends, I really do. I understand non-existent budgets, no production values, poor quality cinematography and weak editing. What I don't get is when people with zero talent produce excrement like this, what were they thinking? Who was the demographic? Did they genuinely think this was funny? What did they aim to accomplish?
Breakdown
Hideously ugly
Dialogue is puerile beyond belief
Has no redeeming features at all.
