We all know it, and they surely knew it during the making of this one, that it will be the worst movie ever be made. The story is about two experienced assassins (sure they are. One looks 25 and he's your average metal-fan rocker-guy, the other doesn't look older than 20, and looks like my neighbor), getting a job, where they need to kill a young woman, when she visits her grandpa. Seems like an easy task, ain't it? If only old gramps wouldn't be friggin' leather-face himself!!! Alright, not leather-face, but something like that. The old man likes to chop people up, and keep the parts at his house in the middle of nowhere. From that moment, I cant really tell what the hell is going on... I wouldn't tell you anyway, for it'd be a spoiler:)
The story sucks. But since it's a horror movie, thats okay. This is a no-budget, amateur zombie-romp, so a coherent story would be quite a surprise.
Even more surprising is the amount of just below average-and-badly made special effects and gore props. There are several rooms full of different body parts, drenched in blood. Seems like the effect-guy took his time. If only he'd spent more time with each of the props, they'd surely look better.
I really don't want to mock this movie that much, since I love horror-flicks, and I respect every attempt for making one from scratch. BUT! This movie is so poorly executed, it's almost impossible to sit through although, Its less than an hour long! Every mistake, error possible to make on a film, is present in this one. Everything that could go bad, goes bad. If I'd ever start writing in the goofs section, this film would make at least a thousand lines.
This film is so bad and amateurish, you should watch it at least once:) (even its definitely something the filmmakers have never done before:))
