Mezzo professore tra i marines

Bill Rago: Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm looking for the Army Education Center.

[reads referral]

Bill Rago: Captain Tom Murdoch.

MP Directing Traffic: Captain Murdoch's not at the A.E.C. Captain Murdoch's at the A.R.C

Bill Rago: [fumbling to write down directions] A.R.C., A.E.C.

MP Directing Traffic: [Walks up to Rago] You lookin' for Captain Murdoch?

Bill Rago: Yeah.

MP Directing Traffic: The A.E.C. is building 2310. You want building 4475.

Bill Rago: 447...

MP Directing Traffic: Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click 'til you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left.

Bill Rago: [writing furiously] P.M., P.X.

MP Directing Traffic: If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far.

[returns to post]

Bill Rago: [reviewing notes] D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C.

[pause]

Bill Rago: Can I buy a vowel?