Tom Waits

He converted a four-cubic-yard metal box (intended as a debris dumpster) into a musical instrument called a "Strata Dumpster" (aka "Dumpstalele"). He cut a two/foot hole into one side, and stretched seven piano strings across it, fastening them with two welded bridges. The strings can be plucked, strummed, or bowed. He describes the sound as "trainlike and huge, like trash day with a purpose.".

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.