Angie Cox's Reviews > Hot for Teacher

5 ⭐ Harry Potter meets Gilmore Girls

Word Count: 61,722 | Chapters: 18


Summary:

The story picks up 15 years after the end of the war. Draco is a DILF and Hermione is the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco's son, Scorpius, along with most of the male population at school have the hots for the latest DADA teacher.

When Scorpius takes girl advice from his dad the wrong way and ends up propositioning Hermione in a note, Draco is called into a parent-teacher meeting where sparks fly and sexual tension stirs between these old school rivals.


My Thoughts:

I f*cking loved this story! So clever and comical! This was one of the most entertaining Dramione fan fictions I've ever read. I haven't laughed out loud this much since reading Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston.

The characters are definitely OOC but didn't bother me at all. Most of the characters use explicit language and engage in vulgar dialogue, but it was absolutely hysterical! Reading this was like watching a crude version of Gilmore Girls.

This story is littered with comedy gold. From the embarrassing way Hermione and Draco reconnect to the sheer awkwardness of Scorpius and Albus when it comes to girls, there's so many LOL moments. Also, Ginny and Harry in this fanfic are fantastically innappropriate. I loved it!

The writing was well-done. Writing a comedy is not easy. But MotherofBull does an amazing job weaving together a light-hearted story with lovable characters. The attention to details and descriptions really brought the story to life. And the pop culture references were so spot on!

The fluff and smut is top notch! There's banter, sexual-tension, romance, spice, and everything nice. You really get a little bit of everything!

Loved that this storyline equally features the Potter, Weasley, and Malfoy kids at Hogwarts. These characters are around 13-15 years old and try to navigate adolescent things like puberty, crushes, bullies, parents, etc. This aspect of the story was cute but still just as hilarious and entertaining as the Dramione relationship.



Overall, this is one of the most fun Dramione fanfics I've ever read. As a fluff piece, this is 5-stars hands down. But do not expect it to be the same 5-star quality as Manacled and Remain Nameless. It's like comparing the perfection that is the movie Mean Girls to Titanic. Totally different categories but both are amazing in their own way. If you like Gilmore Girl banter and crass language, you'll probably love this as much as I do. If not, you might hate it. 🙈



My Current Dramione Fanfic Rankings

⭐ = Must-Reads
🌶️ = Best Smut


Novels (150,000+ words):

1. Manacled - SenLinYu ⭐
2. Remain Nameless - HeyJude19 ⭐🌶️
3. Cruel and Beautiful World - Lena Phoria
4. The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy - Speechwriter ⭐
5. Various Storms and Saints - ViridianAtNight
6. Isolation - Bex-Chan ⭐
7. Bring Him To His Knees - Musyc 🌶️
8. The Auction - LovesBitca8 ⭐
9. All You Want - SenLinYu 🌶️
10. Breath Mints / Battle Scars - Onyx_and_Elm 🌶️
11. The Right Thing To Do - LovesBitca8
12. Beginning and End - MightBeWriting
13. The Gloriana Set - ThebeMoon
14. All The Wrong Things - LovesBitca8
15. Hunted - Bex-Chan
16. The Fallout - EveryThursday (DNF)


Novellas (less than 150,000 words):

1. Hot For Teacher - MotherOfBulls ⭐🌶️
2. Apple Pies and Other Amends - ToEatAPeach ⭐
3. Thirteenth Night - Nelpher ⭐
4. Sex Ed - MrBenzedrine89 🌶️
5. Still Life - monsterleadmehome
6. A Second Look - RiverWriter
7. The Best Of Me - MrsRen
8. Silencio - AkashaTheKitty
9. Wait and Hope - MightBeWriting
10. Between Certifiable and Bliss - HeyJude19
11. Incomplete - Niffizzle
12. Love and Other Misfortunes - SenLinYu
13. An Indefinite Amount of Forever - MotherOfBulls (sequel)
14. Making Amends - slytherin_prince27
15. Proximate - In_Dreams
16. The List - AureliaBlack90
17. The Erised Effect - Ada_P_Rix


Short Stories (less than 50,000 words):

1. Best Shot - AccioMjolnir ⭐
2. The Library of Alexandria - SenLinYu ⭐
3. The First Rule of Fight Club… - LadyKenz347
4. Until The Ink Runs Dry & Indelible Ink - AccioMjolnir
5. Break For Me - Ada_P_Rix 🌶️
6. Call It What You Want - HawthorneWhisperer
7.Under The Wings of The Shadow - AccioMjolnir
8. The Watergaw - smokybaltic
9. Write For Me - Ada_P_Rix
10. Amateur Cartography - worksofstone
11. Blood Rights - uselessenglishmajor
12. Big Dick Energy - louiseob
13. Jammed - Ada_P_Rix
14. One and Done - PacificRimbaud


One Shots (less than 15,000 words):

1. Your Lonely Calls To Me - SenLinYu ⭐
2. The Unbearable Tedium of Romance - smokybaltic
3. For Her - dirtymudblood
4. Because You’ll Like it - BedtimeFantasies 🌶️
5. A Patient Man - LadyKenz347
6. Between Pages - DarkoftheMoon
7. An Unlikely Companion & An Unlikely Family - happy_valley
8. Potions, Perfume, and Apples - ellywolf111
9. Les Pelerins - PacificRumbaud
10. Like A Dagger To The Heart - hxllowsandhorcruxes
11. Fantasy - krissyxkat 🌶️
12. Head over Dragonhide Thigh High Heels - rubykrishna
13. Coming Down - nikitajobson and raven_maiden
14. A Matter of Practicality - OlivieBlake
15. Elevator - its_banannaz
16. Preface - ephemeraltoxic
17. Friends - poppyclocks
18. Familiar Faces, Worn Out Places - LovesBitca8
19. The Art of Seating Etiquette - inadaze22
20. Self-Preservation - SenLinYu
21. Height - SenLinYu
22. Minimal Risk - Galfoy
23. The Seduction - SenLinYu
24. Chasing For Keeps - In_Dreams
25. The Labyrinth - AccioMjolnir
26. Who Am I To You? - ViridianAtNight
27. Knee Socks - trix_of_bella
28. Quiver - Keii_sha