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Secret Projects #2

The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

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A man awakes in a clearing in what appears to be medieval England with no memory of who he is, where he came from, or why he is there. Chased by a group from his own time, his sole hope for survival lies in regaining his missing memories, making allies among the locals, and perhaps even trusting in their superstitious boasts. His only help from the "real world" should have been a guidebook entitled The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England, except his copy exploded during transit. The few fragments he managed to save provide clues to his situation, but can he figure them out in time to survive?

399 pages, Hardcover

First published July 27, 2023

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Brandon Sanderson

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I’m Brandon Sanderson, and I write stories of the fantastic: fantasy, science fiction, and thrillers.

Defiant, the fourth and final volume of the series that started with Skyward in 2018, comes out in November 2023, capping an already book-filled year that will see the releases of all four Secret Projects: Tress of the Emerald Sea, The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England, Yumi and the Nightmare Painter, and Secret Project Four (with its official title reveal coming October 2023). These four books were all initially offered to backers of the #1 Kickstarter campaign of all time.

November 2022 saw the release of The Lost Metal, the seventh volume in the Mistborn saga, and the final volume of the Mistborn Era Two featuring Wax & Wayne. The third era of Mistborn is slated to be written after the first arc of the Stormlight Archive wraps up.

In November 2020 we saw the release of Rhythm of War—the fourth massive book in the New York Times #1 bestselling Stormlight Archive series that began with The Way of Kings—and Dawnshard (book 3.5), a novella set in the same world that bridges the gaps between the main releases. This series is my love letter to the epic fantasy genre, and it’s the type of story I always dreamed epic fantasy could be. The fifth volume, Wind and Truth, is set for release in fall 2024.

Most readers have noticed that my adult fantasy novels are in a connected universe called the Cosmere. This includes The Stormlight Archive, both Mistborn series, Elantris, Warbreaker, and various novellas available on Amazon, including The Emperor’s Soul, which won a Hugo Award in 2013. In November 2016 all of the existing Cosmere short fiction was released in one volume called Arcanum Unbounded. If you’ve read all of my adult fantasy novels and want to see some behind-the-scenes information, that collection is a must-read.

I also have three YA series: The Rithmatist (currently at one book), The Reckoners (a trilogy beginning with Steelheart), and Skyward. For young readers I also have my humorous series Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians, which had its final book, Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians, come out in 2022. Many of my adult readers enjoy all of those books as well, and many of my YA readers enjoy my adult books, usually starting with Mistborn.

Additionally, I have a few other novellas that are more on the thriller/sci-fi side. These include the Legion series, as well as Perfect State and Snapshot. There’s a lot of material to go around!

Good starting places are Mistborn (a.k.a. The Final Empire), Skyward, Steelheart,The Emperor’s Soul, and Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians. If you’re already a fan of big fat fantasies, you can jump right into The Way of Kings.

I was also honored to be able to complete the final three volumes of The Wheel of Time, beginning with The Gathering Storm, using Robert Jordan’s notes.

Sample chapters from all of my books are available at brandonsanderson.com—and check out the rest of my site for chapter-by-chapter annotations, deleted scenes, and more.

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October 17, 2023
Sanderson’s experimental and bizarre comedic sci-fi novel with the theme of redemption will be a big hit or miss.

Your life isn’t unremarkable. You are merely living in the wrong time. Find your Perfect Dimension ™. Embrace your destiny— whether it be to bring Promethean light or exert relentless domination— and travel the dimensions. Become a wizard.


I will try my best to make this review as spoiler-free as possible. But if you are reading or viewing this on Goodreads, I will assume you are okay with knowing the title of this novel already. I am someone who is sensitive to spoilers, and I personally don’t mind this. I do not understand why a title of a book, in this time and day, can be considered a spoiler. Plus, the title of the four secret projects has been circulating the internet for months. Anyway, speaking of months, time really flies like an arrow. It feels like we are still talking and praising Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson, the first secret project novel, and then, suddenly, three months have passed. The second secret project novel, The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England by Brandon Sanderson, is here. In my review of Tress of the Emerald Sea and some of my videos for the past few months, I have mentioned that the second secret project is my least anticipated book of the four secret project novels due to two reasons. One, it is not a part of the Cosmere. And second, from the premise and the title, I knew this one would be the odd one and the most experimental out of all the four secret projects. Unfortunately, so far anyway, I was proven right. Unlike Tress of the Emerald Sea, which pleasantly surprised me, I must say I have mixed feelings regarding The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. Yeah, that is one heck of a long title. There were some parts I really enjoyed, and some elements did not work for me.

In the early 1960s, science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke formalized what would become his most famous truism: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. This can be further extrapolated to Bagsworth’s Law ™: Any sufficiently trained modern person can become a god to those from previous eras. You may be mediocre by today’s standards. But in grade school you were taught a fundamental understanding of science, nature, and medicine— power that can establish dynasties, save millions of lives, and fundamentally change the world. And there are enough dimensions that each and every one of us can have our own.


A man awakes in a clearing in what appears to be medieval England with no memory of who he is, where he came from, or why he is there. His sole hope for survival lies in regaining his missing memories, making allies among the locals, and perhaps even trusting in their superstitious boasts. His only help from the “real world” should have been a guidebook entitled The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England, but his copy exploded during transit. He needs to reclaim his memories and quickly figure out his current situation with the few clues he has left to survive. This book has been advertised as a mix of Jason Bourne and epic fantasy, and I have to disagree with this pitch. The novel belongs in the sci-fi genre rather than epic fantasy. Maybe portal fantasy or isekai can be used to categorize the concept, but the book definitely feels and read like a sci-fi novel. With time travel, technologies, Earth setting, and multiple dimensions, it is hard to call this an epic fantasy novel. And genre classifications aside, do not expect the narrative here to be in tone with Jason Bourne’s story. The story did turn into something more serious and relatively tense by the last 30% of the book, but most of the time, this is largely a comedic novel. And that’s precisely one of the main issues I had with The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England.

“No, my lord,” Sefawynn said, tugging on my sleeve. “That is too cruel, even for them.” “Silence, thrael!” I bellowed at her. “Or I shall Nintendo you!”


Generally speaking, comedic SFF novels rarely gel with me. When it comes to Sanderson's novels, whether they are in the Cosmere or not, I think readers often agree or disagree about the quality of Sanderson's jokes in his books. From my perspective, I am mostly okay with the comedy Sanderson included in the Cosmere novels. For example, in the case of Wayne, Wit, Lopen, and Lightsong, I highly enjoyed reading their jokes in their respective series. But Lift? That one was a complete miss for me. It is sad to say that, for me, the jokes here (and there were many of them) did not land on me. At all. This will be a completely subjective experience, like any book we read. And to be fair, the jokes successfully set the fun and maybe even whimsical tone nicely, but for me, they make the narrative feel too oriented for younger readers. This was especially true in the first half of the novel. If you think Wayne's jokes were bad, wait until you read the main character's here. I actually got secondhand embarrassment from many of his jokes. It is well known that Sanderson is a huge fan of Terry Pratchett's books and Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, and it seems like he might be channeling a bit too much of his love for these books into the storytelling and writing here. Sanderson's love for Pratchett's books shines nicely in Tress of the Emerald Sea, in my opinion, but not in this book.

“The way we respond to bad turns is the only thing we have control over.”


However, despite the disconnection with the jokes and comedy, I have to say the character had a well-written gradual character development. This notion did not happen quickly (for me) because I did not feel invested in the main character until I reached the second half. One of the things I loved most about the novel is how the theme of redemption, overcoming challenges, and destroying negative mindsets are implemented into the narrative. We witness more of this as the main character's past is gradually revealed; a little pebble can start an avalanche. Negative thoughts can be insidious. And when you are clouded by the snowball effect of its compounding, it is not easy to get out of it. This is discussed often in The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. And it played a big part in increasing my enjoyment of the book. As I said, I felt fully invested in the main character’s story arc near the end. But that situation is specifically reserved for the main character and narrator. The supporting characters are a different matter. This is my second main issue with the book. The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England is a relatively small book. And with only 400 pages and 80,000 words long, containing many superb illustrations (more on this later), the relatively short length of the novel did not provide enough space and room in the story for developing the supporting characters and maximizing the world-building. In return, the supporting characters felt underdeveloped and forgettable. I did not plan this, but I was on a first-person POV book binge lately. And in these magnificent books, like Red Rising Saga by Pierce Brown or The Will of the Many by James Islington, the authors succeeded in making me care deeply about the supporting characters even though their stories were told solely through the first-person perspective of one main character. Sad to say, I did not get that in this book.

“Killing is desperation, not strength. To live without killing… that is a strong society. If the reverse were true, my lands would not be withering away, like crops long without water…” Damn, that guy could be profound. And depressing. Five stars. Should be narrating documentaries about disasters like Chernobyl. Or my love life.


World-building is one of Sanderson's best strengths as a storyteller. Even those who disliked his books often agree that his world-building is impressive and imaginative. The same notion and praises can be applied here. However, the high concept of multiple dimensions that offers many possibilities for more books in the universe or series would've been better if this book was not a one-off standalone novel. The world-building would've worked more if this secret novel was the first book in a series or a universe of standalone stories. Just imagine this, in this novel, the story deals with one story in one dimension. This multiple dimension can become Sanderson's new playground to write more standalone sci-fi novels. Who knows, this might happen in the future; I don't recommend that because there are still so many stories in the Cosmere to tell. But if it does come to that, meaning we have more books in the same universe, I will most likely go back to this review and edit my wording. Right now, though, the world-building here remains a cool underdeveloped premise that needs more exposure or books to reach its maximum potential. And the relatively low page count doesn't do it justice. Even if the Sanderlanche did provide a satisfying and engaging reading experience, as expected of Sanderson's storytelling.

“The more I’ve studied history, the more I’ve realized that grand achievements aren’t so much about aptitude as about timing. Just as nature abhors a vacuum, history will fill important roles with the people it has available.”


As you can probably tell, it's not easy for me to review this book. Sanderson is one of my favorite authors of all time. His accessible prose, characterizations, world-building, actions, and storytelling suits me superbly. Except for Elantris, I never rated any of Sanderson's novels below a 4 out of 5 stars. But if I have to judge this book solely from the story and text, I would rate it a 3 out of 5 stars. Fortunately, my overall rating is not only based on my experience with reading the text. The immense production value needs to be put into account as well. And Steve Argyle, the artist behind the second secret project, went above and beyond with his contributions. I am not joking. If you think Tress of the Emerald Sea already has an abundance of stunning artwork, wait until you read this one. In total, Steve Argyle provided more than 100 unique artworks. Every chapter header here is distinctive; no repetition. And there are more than 30 chapters! These are on top of 5 fully colored interior illustrations, two-toned front and rear endpapers, and 17 two-toned interior illustrations. AND many small comic strips as well. The magnificent illustrations and production value elevated the overall package of the novel to 3.5 stars or a 4 out of 5 stars rating. Tress of the Emerald Sea came in green, and The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England is produced in blue. If you are familiar with The Way of Kings Dragonsteel leatherbound edition, the two-toned interior illustration is similar to the blue two-toned interior art in The Way of Kings. And yes, Steve Argyle provided some two-toned interior illustrations there, too.

“We get the word “wizard” itself from the same root as “wisdom.” While modern pop culture has co-opted the term to evoke the image of long beards, pointy hats, and the occasional bescarred boy with a wand, in ancient times it wasn’t so much the magic that identified these individuals. It was knowledge. Yes, this knowledge is often attached to the arcane or unseen in the stories— but what is magic but a science not yet discovered? In the life you now live, you might think yourself unaccomplished, stuck in a rut. You might mourn at how little you’ve accomplished. But in the scope of the history of humankind, you are a god. The knowledge you hold from a simple high school education is vast compared to the comprehensive knowledge of some of the weightiest minds in history. You carry technological marvels that could literally topple kingdoms in your pocket, or perhaps embedded in your own body.


After putting the story and the production value into the equation, I will rate this 3 stars book with a 3.5 stars rating. I haven't read many of the non-Cosmere books by Brandon Sanderson yet, such as The Reckoners, The Rithmatist, Alcatraz, and Skyward series. But excluding short stories, novellas, and graphic novels, and although still a good book overall, this rating makes the second secret project novel my least favorite Sanderson novel that I've read so far. I am not disappointed, though. The ebook I read was already super beautiful, and I cannot wait to see how much better the physical book will be. My instinct says the physical book will have different cover art for the secret surprise effect. But we shall see. I look forward to reading the third and fourth secret novels (my most anticipated Sanderson's secret projects) in July and October.

“Do not be ashamed of your joy… Regardless of what aelv Ryan says. This is not a thing of shame. It is why I fight. It is why my sons bled. Never be ashamed of joy.”


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35 reviews363 followers
December 2, 2023
I suppose it was bound to happen eventually - I read a Sanderson book that I didn't love (sad face emoji)

Final Rating: 2.7/5 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑

Oh how I wish I had loved this book! Its concept feels so tailor made to my tastes! I am an ardent admirer of Brandon Sanderson, an enthusiast of fantasy/sci-fi absurdism à la Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, and I always applaud authors who explore new creative realms. Despite all these alignments, this book was a miss for me.

The primary issue was its humour – or for me the lack thereof. The book clearly aimed to be funny, indeed maybe it was the fact that it tried SO hard to be witty that meant it wasn't funny? Regardless it did not once elicit any laughter from me. It was reminiscent of a child's earnest but ultimately unsuccessful attempts at humor: admirable in intention but falling short in delivery. While humor is inherently subjective, in this case, it felt as if Sanderson was trying to channel a mix of Douglas Adams and Andy Weir (both of whom have had me in stitches), but unfortunately, he didn't quite hit the mark in terms of comedic impact.

Furthermore, in venturing into this new style, Sanderson seemed to neglect his AMAZING strengths: character development, world-building, and plot twists. These elements, which he is one of the best in the game at, were noticeably absent or underdeveloped. It's a situation where an admirable attempt at branching out into a new style resulted in the loss of the core qualities that typically make Sanderson's work so compelling.

World-Building: 3/5
The concept of interdimensional travel to a realm akin to Medieval England initially seemed promising. This setup, blending familiar historical settings with the allure of alternate dimensions, had the potential to create a rich and complex world. However, the execution was somewhat lacking. The narrative settled into a portrayal of a standard medieval England without delving deeper into the unique aspects that interdimensional travel and modern technology could have introduced.

While the Sanderson provided some hypothetical scenarios (in the form of marketing material about a tourism company) about how other 'modern dayers' had interacted with the world, there was a noticeable absence of detailed exploration of how this might play out. The initial intrigue of the world was there, but it didn't evolve beyond its preliminary stages. Considering that this is the same guy who masterfully crafted the expansive and intricately detailed Cosmere universe, the world-building in this instance felt surprisingly shallow and underdeveloped.

Story: 3/5
This story unfolds around a man who finds himself in a medieval England-like world, bereft of his memories but overwhelmed by a profound sense of loss. His only guide in this unfamiliar land is a physical handbook, which aids him in navigating this new adventure. While the narrative does offer some redeeming qualities and a handful of engaging plot points, as someone who primarily enjoys plot-driven stories, I found it to be merely... okay. It was not particularly disappointing, but I certainly wouldn't read it again. Alas I confess, towards the end, I was mainly skimming through the pages, holding out hope for a dramatic and impactful conclusion akin to Sanderson's signature 'Sanderlanche'. Sadly, it did not appear.

Characterisation: 2.5/5
I'll be brief in this section. Despite having dedicated the last three days exclusively to reading this book and writing this review less than 12 hours after finishing it, I find myself struggling to recall the main character's name. Was it James? John? Jeremy? The same goes for the name of the love interest. However, I do remember a character named Thokk, an intriguing old woman who left a positive impression. This lack of recall serves as a telling indicator of my level of engagement with the characters. They weren’t offensive or particularly dislikable, but they also weren't memorable or endearing. They were simply there, leaving no lasting impact.

Prose: 2/5
I've mentioned this earlier, and I'm aware that opinions on this book vary. Some readers have given it glowing reviews, which I suspect might be influenced either by an overarching admiration for Sanderson's work or a genuine appreciation of the humor that didn't resonate with me. To draw a parallel, if I attended a five-hour comedy show that failed to amuse me, I would feel compelled to give honest feedback. I would suggest either a dramatic shift in approach (perhaps trying their hand at a high-fantasy novel with intricate magic systems and world-building) or a thorough revision of the script to enhance its comedic impact.

The reason I'm not rating this aspect of the book as low as a 1 is because, despite its shortcomings, the writing itself wasn't something I actively disliked or found repulsive. I genuinely recognized and appreciated the attempt at something different and innovative. It was a commendable effort, but ultimately, it missed the mark in terms of delivering the intended humor and engagement.

Enjoyment: 3/5
In my rating system, a two out of five typically indicates active dislike, but that wasn’t my experience with this book. While it didn't strongly resonate with me, I found it engaging enough to finish, albeit with considerable skimming towards the end. However, I struggle to recommend it, and it's unlikely that I'll revisit it in the future. For a more successfully executed book with a similar tone, I’d rather turn to classics like 'The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy', 'The Martian', or 'Project Hail Mary'.

Final Rating: 2.7/5 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑

Brandon Sanderson Secret Novels :
Book 1. Tress of the Emerald Sea - (My Review) [4.5/5]

My favourite books of 2023 in preferential order
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕:
1. The Shadow of the Gods - (My Review)
2. The Grace of Kings - (My Review)
3. The Lies of Locke Lamora
4. The Forgetting Moon - (My Review)
5. Memories of Ice - (My Review)
6. The Justice of Kings - (My Review)
7. Kings of the Wyld - (My Review)
🌕🌕🌕🌕���:
8. Morning Star - (My Review)
9. The Blade Itself - (My Review)
10. Tress of the Emerald Sea - (My Review)
11. Red Seas Under Red Skies - (My Review)
12. The Escape Artist: The Man Who Broke Out of Auschwitz to Warn the World
13. Empire of the Vampire - (My Review)
14. Assassin's Apprentice - (My Review)
15. Malice - (My Review)
16. Golden Son
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑:
17. Leviathan Wakes - (My Review)
18. The Winter King - (My Review)
19. Of Blood and Fire - (My Review)
20. Gardens of the Moon - (My Review)
🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑:
21. Deadhouse Gates - (My Review)
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑:
22. The Song of Achilles - (My Review)
23. Red Sister - (My Review)
24. The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England - Babel: An Arcane History - (My Review)
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363 reviews238 followers
May 1, 2023
April 1, 2023: Let’s do this! I’m psyched! Later that day: All the stars. I couldn't put it down. As the title already promises, this magical sci fi was hilarious! It’s Jason Bourne interdimensionally traveling from an advanced world to a medieval one. “Californication … bromance, vlog, podcast.” You’ll get it once you get there…. “Or I shall Nintendo you!”

It’s not just the humorous tone that drives this, it’s also the mystery. Who is our first-person narrator? Why has he decided to travel? What has he experienced that he wants to escape? What has gone wrong with his travel? Why does he review everything, including the hiding quality of trees?(“Three stars. Uncomfortable root network. Not for an inexperienced hider. See my other reviews of trees in the area for more options.”)

I can’t go into any of this without spoiling, but let’s just say Sanderson created yet another lovable, round character whom we accompany on his literal and figurative journey – of both self-discovery and of discovery of an unknown magical world. Much like a medieval knight, he goes on several quests to help its people – from a mystical storyteller to an adventurous grandmother. And at some point goes by the name of Runian VonInternet of Cascadia.

My favorite part of The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England, however, was probably the actual “handbook” to interdimensional travel – samples of which you will find throughout the book. These excerpts, which our narrator has access to, were full of clever and hilarious FAQs and footnotes, displaying a rather tongue-in-cheek marketing strategy. You want to investigate the “unique Celtic True Matriarchy™ dimension“? Or maybe you’re more adventurous and want to toss the dice with the Wizard Wildcard™? Rest assured that whichever dimension you choose won’t be suffering a global pandemic.(4) Unless, of course, that is your express desire.(5)

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(4) Legal note: Our Plague-free Guarantee™ is void for all customers who refuse personal medial nannites. Enter your dimension at your own risk. Maybe bring a prefitted casket.


(5) Are you a kind soul or a medical buff who wants to purchase a dimension that IS undergoing a massive global pandemic? Ever wish to single-handedly cure the Black Death? See our fantastic Packages section for more info on how you can! See page 191. Pandemic dimensions are available at a steeply reduced price, depending on the severity of the pandemic. Warning: These dimensions have limited lifespans.

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Now enough of that silliness. Let’s get to the worldbuilding as it’s quite extensive. For one thing, the juxtaposition of a futuristic world to a medieval setting is really entertaining, but it also means familiarizing yourself with two different sets of worlds/time periods which took me a bit to get used to. But I guess that’s par for the course for this blend of genres – and for Sanderson. Maybe that’s just me.

Regardless, the futuristic world (sometime after 2103) from where our narrator hails not only offers interdimensional travel (not time travel), but also provides people with nannites that heal them from wounds/diseases and with other augments, such as platings under the skin to protect from, say, sharp objects. The medieval world, meanwhile, comes with an intricate mythology that, while fascinating, was somewhat info-dumpey at times.

Moreover, these medieval dimensions, though as old as our reality, are about half a millennium behind in technology and social development, giving the dimensional traveler an Earth-lite™ experience, a “semi-accurate experience reminiscent of medieval England” – and Sanderson the creative license and freedom for anachronisms and new additions, such as speaking modern English or mythical beings called aelfs (elfs) or landswights. In a nutshell, interdimensional travel is time travel in disguise, without having to deal with altering history and its complex consequences – and adding tourism is a wonderful twist to it.

I’m gonna finish this and do it like Runian: Five stars. Amazing experience. Total immersion. Bonus points for making me laugh out loud. See my other reviews on Sanderson for other brilliant options.

“Can I have a dimension full of talking bananas?”
“No.”


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March 11, 2022:
Brilliant title? Check.
Exciting premise? Check.
Whimsical tone? Check.

In case you are wondering what to expect from this non-Cosmere novel, Sanderson explained that three different seeds came together here:
- inter-dimensional time travel tourism
- Jason Bourne (character piecing together who they are) trapped in the past
- a little bit of Hitchhiker‘s Guide to the Galaxy (hence the title: The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

I immensely enjoyed Sanderson’s reading of the first 6 chapters and I kind of wish he would just narrate the audiobooks himself. Boy, am I excited for 2023 and the release of all these secret Kickstarter books!

You can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLr1...
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1,254 reviews102k followers
October 22, 2023
this is a story about a man who wakes up in medieval england with no memory, but a deep feeling of great loss, and a physical handbook to guide in this new adventure. we get to learn about this world that is like ours, but with the technology to travel to multiple dimensions, while also having augments to strengthen your human body. but ultimately, this story made me realize that from this point on, i think i will only read sanderson's cosmere stories.

this was truly such a disappointment. i get what sanderson was trying to do, and trying to critique, but it is so surface level that it just ends up feeling extra bad and extra hollow (especially when cops and law enforcement are involved throughout). there are constant "jokes" and "funny" star ratings throughout this story as well, and they truly constantly made me feel like i was cringing out of my skin. on top of it all, our main character is so damn unlikeable, and i think he is meant to be, but he extra made this book so insufferable to read for 400 pages.

i am giving this two stars because steve argyle's art is so beautiful and was truly the shining star of this entire work.

trigger + content warnings: memory loss, battle, death, murder, violence, loss of a loved one in past, grief depiction, depression depiction, pandemic mention, brief mentions of loss of a child, kidnapping, self harm for proof of medical abilities, talk of colonization, gun violence, mention of cheating, suicide ideation

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Tress of the Emerald Sea ★★★★★
Yumi and the Nightmare Painter ★★★★★
The Sunlit Man ★★★★
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896 reviews14.8k followers
September 9, 2023
Of course I read this. I mean, if you know me you know I’m powerless to resist a title like this. The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. It sounds like it was made to order just for me.
“Silence, thrael!” I bellowed at her. “Or I shall Nintendo you!”

This is the perfect book to read when you’re down with a nasty cold. It’s fun, it’s easy and it allows the brain to take a much-needed break. Unfortunately - and as a disclaimer, it may be that aforementioned nasty cold talking - it goes on a bit too long on a bit of a one-note joke.
“(That’s a little interdimensional humor. Our dimensions are perfectly safe.¹)

¹Legal Disclaimer: This statement is made for entertainment purposes only. The interdimensional traveler takes any and all responsibility for all killings, maimings, injuries, dismemberments, and impalements that might happen to them in their respective dimensions. In the event of a dispute, you agree to arbitration, to be adjudicated in the dimension of our choice.”

Initially it had the elements I tend to love. It plays with one of my favorite tropes - “sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, and even subverts it somewhat. It includes the pages from the titular Frugal Wizard’s Handbook that’s very reminiscent of The Tough Guide to Fantasyland vibe. It’s full of dad jokes and self-deprecating humor (Scalzi-lite, basically), and has the protagonist slowly recover from plot-needed amnesia (although Andy Weir did it better in Project Hail Mary). A modern person in the Anglo-Saxon (-ish) times — I’ve loved that idea ever since The Technicolor Time Machine I’ve read as a kid.

(Yes, I realize I’m referencing a lot of other books to give a feel for what this feels like, but that’s the best I can do with the phlegm and sore throat and fever, so you’ll just have to tolerate that).
”I was unarmed and confused. If I were to saunter in, explain that I technically owned all of this, and ask them to kindly obey me…I suspected they’d saunter over to me, explain that the sword they’d rammed into my gut didn’t care what I claimed, and ask me to kindly avoid bleeding on the rug.”


But the issue is, it seemed very much the “lite” version of all these, and went on for at least 100 pages too long, wearing its humor out and eventually overdosing on the earnestly finding one’s courage and self-worth in the tropiest most eyeroll-inducing way possible. Sanderson should have quit while he was ahead, while it was still fun, before the humor got a bit too cringy, before I started dreading another handbook page rather than laughing when they appeared.
“Damn, that guy could be profound. And depressing. Five stars. Should be narrating documentaries about disasters like Chernobyl. Or my love life.”

(Also, dear authors, if your character hails from time period after 2085, for f*ck’s sake please at least try to make him sound like he’s not cosplaying 2022).

3 stars. Fun but too long for the amount of substance and humor in it.

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Also posted on my blog.
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147 reviews12.6k followers
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July 22, 2023
DNF @ 50%

mel’s newest discovery: i am not into comedic sci-fi’s
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179 reviews1,405 followers
October 11, 2024
Daję baaaaardzo naciągane 3 gwiazdki, ale to tylko dlatego, że zjadłem pierogi i jest mi błogo.
Edit. Widać, że pierogi w końcu ze mnie zeszły.
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405 reviews1,142 followers
April 26, 2023
La fascinante aventura de un mago amnésico enfrentado a las diabluras de un viaje en el tiempo.

Un hombre despierta en el claro de un bosque de lo que parece ser la Inglaterra medieval, sin ningún recuerdo sobre quién es, de dónde procede ni por qué está allí. Perseguido por un grupo llegado de su propia época, su única posibilidad de sobrevivir pasa por recuperar la memoria perdida, conseguir aliados entre la gente del lugar y quizás incluso confiar en sus supersticiosos alardes.

Bla, bla, bla, bla...

Su única ayuda del «mundo real» debería haber sido un manual titulado La guía del mago frugal para sobrevivir en la Inglaterra del Medievo, pero el ejemplar que tenía explotó en el traslado.

Bla, bla, bla, bla..

Los escasos fragmentos que logró rescatar le proporcionan pistas sobre su situación, pero ¿logrará atar cabos a tiempo de sobrevivir?

Bla, bla, bla, bla...

Leído en inglés, animado y con ganas, previo a su publicación en unos días (jueves 27) por la editorial Nova.

El hacha está en posición, dulce, brillante y mortal..🪓

Comencemos, eso de "fascinante" que anuncian no lo vi por ningún lado. Ni con una lupa, ni con el mejor microscopio fabricado por el ser humano.

Dicen que tiene algunas similitudes con "Guía del autoestopista galáctica".

Ni lo sé, ni me importa. No le pondré final a esta historia pues su trama y sus personajes no me han gustado lo más mínimo. Nefasto.

El resultado es el que es. Mi abandono por un aburrimiento innecesario de soportar.

Abandonado al 69%. Bastante aguante..😮‍💨

Me deja bastante alucinado que, esto, lo haya escrito Sanderson. Algo he oído por ahí que ni a los editores les gustó o les convencía. Pero bueno también hay lectores que lo ponen bien.

Normalmente me ciño a la cita de mi estimado Xabi. Que para gustos, los colores, los culos y las flores. Pero en este caso con toda honestidad, no sé qué leches le ven.

No pude más y bastante aguante así que aquí lo dejo, decepcionante, muy decepcionante. Es un libro que se deja leer pero como si no estuvieras leyendo nada y perdiendo el tiempo, no es gran cosa. Para mi ni de lejos. Si pones Sanderson en la portada, apaga y vámonos..

No me ha gustado nada, pero NADA el intento y digo intento de Brandon Sanderson de escribir con humor. No lo encontré para nada divertido y parece que se esfuerza demasiado, tanto que se nota de una manera que hasta da corte, por ser ingenioso. Fuerza tanto las cosas.

Se intenta marcar un Pratchett que.. puff.. que hostiazo se ha pegado.. 🫣

No me gustó la ejecución del libro, ni su trama. La cual no me llamo en ningún momento.

El personaje principal no es ni simpático, ni me gustó. De hecho a medida que se revelava más sobre su vida me gustaba cada vez menos.

Todos los personajes del libro son tan planos como el cartón. La trama me importaba una mierda, y sí, tiene buenas ideas, qué hizo con ellas, ni puñetera idea. Dejé el libro al 69% que no es poco, y ni puñetera idea de qué hizo. El resultado es el que es..

Por lo que he leído, para algunos, el final se queda en satisfactorio encajando mal.

Para ser un Sanderson es bastante nefasto. Es tan nefasto que normalmente aunque saque el hacha, muestro cierto respeto que se debe. Pero este libro me ha parecido una de las mayores pérdidas de tiempo desde que empecé a leer.

Mi única queja con el Archivo de las Tormentas es la vasta longitud de cada libro, demasiado, el anterior libro de "Trenza Esmeralda" estuvo bien, me recordó a ese Sanderson de "Elantris" o "Aliento".

Este es tan terrible como horrible. No deja de ser mi criterio. Aún así, advertidos quedáis. Es infumable y terriblemente decepcionante..

Se va de cabeza al olvido más absoluto y eterno en el más oscuro, recóndito y lejano agujero de este universo..✍️🎩
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231 reviews6,895 followers
July 14, 2023
3.5⭐️ rounded up to 4.

This is a fun, silly adventure story, but ultimately it's more surface level than I've come to expect from Sanderson and left me with a ton of unanswered questions about the world and shallow characters.
Tress (Secret Project #1) was also a fun adventure, but I felt it developed its world and especially the characters so much better and had a better narrative voice. It's hard to love a first person narrative like this one when you don't like the main character, and I wasn't too invested in this guy for most of it.

The last quarter of the book picks up tremendously, I had a pretty great time with the last hundred pages. The inserts from the Handbook were a wonderful addition and did well for what world-building there is in this, but I'd have just liked to see more from the world (namely I had a TON of questions on the ethical implications of interdimensional travel as its presented in this world, which isn't at all what this book is about so it doesn't really touch on that but it seems a big thing to gloss over).
If you're a big Sanderson fan and interested in picking this up, I highly recommend the premium hardcover (you can get it from the dragonsteel site even if you didn't back the kickstarter) because the formatting and illustrations are top notch. There's an ongoing story told through drawings in the margins that I was almost as invested in as the actual book. A beautifully put together book.
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514 reviews359 followers
July 7, 2023
Sanderson is my favorite author but unfortunately this one didn't really work for me. It is initially pretty interesting and I liked the humor, but I just think the things Sanderson is best at - character, plot, reveals, worldbuilding, magic- are all severely lacking here. The humor got old fast in the face of rising stakes. The book is not bad by any means, but it's a bad Sanderson book to me. I appreciate him trying something new and I know some people will really enjoy what this is, but by the second half I was basically forcing myself to finish.

4/10
587 reviews1,741 followers
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April 5, 2022
As a reader I’m stoked, but I know every author that saw Brandon Sanderson wrote 5 *additional* books during the pandemic was just like

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329 reviews1,231 followers
May 20, 2023
Tremendo!! Que joyita te mandaste Brandon!

La guía del mago frugal para sobrevivir en la Inglaterra del medioevo es el segundo proyecto secreto de Brandon Sanderson, los libros que escribió durante la pandemia y decidió publicar todos juntos dos años después.

Este libro no forma parte del Cosmere (universo literario del autor), es decir, puede leerse de manera independiente. Si bien es de mis libros favoritos No Cosmere no lo recomiendo como libro para comenzar a leer a Brandon, tiene un estilo muy único, nuevo y bastante poco convencional.

La guía del mago nos presenta a un protagonista que despierta en una dimensión alternativa sin recordar nada de su pasado, de quién es y de cómo llegó ahí. Poco a poco irá atando cabos y conociendo la Inglaterra medieval a la que terminó viajando, todo gracias a unas páginas de una guía del mago frugal.

El libro se presenta a si mismo como una sátira, para mayor disfrute debes adentrarte en el tono irónico y humorístico que te plantea el autor. Una vez que entras en ritmo es pura risa. (me llevó unas buenas 100 páginas, pero a partir de ahí no pare de disfrutar cada línea)

Los fragmentos de guía que intercalan las páginas son super divertidos de leer y ayudan al lector a entender el contexto del protagonista. Amé cada sección. No, no podés viajar a una dimensión con bananas parlantes, perdón. 🍌

Y ya para cerrar esta increíble reseña, tengo que destacar el DRAMA y la TELENOVELA que se mandó Brandon para el final. Llena de revelaciones y chisme sobre el pasado del protagonista.
Los personajes secundarios también fueron un disfrute, divertidos, románticos y los malos bien malos malos. 😎
Dan ganas de amar, odiar y reír.

Súper recomedado! Una novela ligera y divertida!

Yo leyendo La guía del mago frugal para sobrevivir en la Inglaterra del medioevo: 😎😳🤩🤪🥲
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250 reviews22 followers
April 4, 2023
DNF @ 38%. Just can’t do it. I am not a fan of Sanderson’s attempt at humorous writing. I don’t find any of it funny and it feels like he tries way too hard to be witty. Such a shame, this is the third Sanderson book I’ve DNF’d. Alloy of law (much for the same reasons of being forcefully witty) and Elantris (I just thought it was terrible).

Mistborn era 1 and Stormlight are some of my favorite books ever, but the rest of his that I’ve read were very “childish” I guess? Idk, but I’m disappointed.
August 4, 2023
In which Brandon Sanderson wrote an isekai novel.

Meh. It's fine. Whatever. Fun, I guess, but not funny, despite the attempt with multiple recurring gags and general snark from the main character. I don't regret reading it at all; I was very much in need of a book that demanded no commitment, no emotional investment, and was an easy read, and this was all that. Sanderson took the opportunity to purge some things that had been percolating in his mind for years, and did it in a way that gave no one the ability to say "no". Good on him.

Anachronistic. Although the main character comes from 100 years in our future, with amazing technological developments, the future has seen zero cultural or social development. Every real-world reference and social structure comes from boring old now. References in our time from 1920 are rare and obscure, but according to this book social evolution froze in 2020.

Amnesia. Sanderson wanted to play with a "white room" story. The process of the main character discovering who he was, in bits and misleading pieces, was the least interesting part of the storyline. To then focus the climax on this aspect was disappointing. Around the same time, the book shied away from a significant emotional struggle, discarding it with a shrug.

Epistolary inserts. The pages from the titular Frugal Wizard's Handbook were okay, but unwowing. They ended up repetitive and as in other places, tried to milk a gag that wasn't particularly good in the first place.

The end state for our characters: obvious.

If you want a fast-reading, mildly amusing, low-stakes, self-published book by a writer who can do any damn thing he pleases with endless fans clamoring, "Please, sir, we want some more," you've come to the right place.
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2,653 reviews4,350 followers
July 10, 2023
This was probably quite fun to write. And the art is adorable. But reading it felt very...okay. Humor is subjective and sometimes Sanderson's brand of it hits for me, but this time I just wasn't all that invested in the premise and didn't care for the main character. I'm sure it doesn't help that I'm a hard sell on this kind of memory loss premise where someone slowly recovers their identity. But then he ends up being the definition of a mediocre white man, which I think is intentional? But then it's not going far enough to subvert anything if that was an intentional choice. The book is intended to be lighthearted, but simultaneously seems to be trying to say something about colonization and militancy, albeit not in the most effective way. I don't know. On the one hand, I appreciate that Sanderson seems to be thinking about issues like this and attempting to talk about them. Especially given his quite conservative background. On the other hand, this book is giving "I'm early on my anti-racism/decolonizing journey and realizing things really matter and want to tell everyone, not realizing how much more I have to learn." And I say that as someone who has definitely been there, and then realized that the learning never ends. So it's not bad exactly, just not...skillful. And the fact that I otherwise felt pretty meh about the story made it stand out more.
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347 reviews94 followers
May 5, 2024
خب، واقعا چیزی نبود که انتظارشو داشتم، اما دروغه که بگم ازش لذت نبردم، مثل بقیه‌ی کارای سندرسون نبود، اما از جالب بودن کارش کم نمی‌کنه.
داستان مربوط به بُعدای دیگه‌ست، دنیا به جایی رسیده که می‌تونی یه بعد بخری و صاحب اون سیاره بشی، اما تجربه‌ای که توی اون بعد و سیاره‌ی جدید داری با تجربه‌ی زمینی یکی نیست و کمی فرق داره.
ماجرا وقتی شروع می‌شه که یه مرد وسط یه مزرعه از خواب بیدار می‌شه اما چیزی یادش نمیاد، نه اسمش، نه گذشته‌ش. به مرور زمان و با گذروندن اتفاقات مختلف کم‌کم تکه‌هایی از خاطراتش برمی‌گرده و می‌فهمه که کی بوده و چیکارا کرده، و حالا که بین فردی که در حال خاضر هست، و فردی که قبلا بوده فرقایی می‌بینه باید انتخاب کنه که کدومشونه!
داستان به سه قسمت تقسیم شده، یکی ماجرای اصلی که مربوط به سفر این فرد در یک بعد دیگه به انگلستان قرون وسطاست.
یکی صفحات سوالات متداول کتابچه‌ی راهنمای جادوگر خسیس.
و یکی خاطرات اولین فردی که سفر به بُعدهای دیگه داشته.
آرت کتاب جالب و متفاوت بود مخصوصا قسمتای مارجینالیا 🥺
یه چیزی که در مورد این کتاب برام جالب بود قضیه‌ی انحراف از واقعیت زمین بود.
توضیح می‌داد که هر بعد کمی با نسخه‌ی زمینی فرق داره و از واقعیت منحرف شده. مثلا ممکنه شاه ریچارد دوم رو نبینی، ولی یه تام دوم وجود داره که می‌تونی به عنوان خراج‌گذار بپذیری.
توی نسخه‌ای که ما هستیم فردی وجود داشت که مبلغ مذهبی بود، و اهورا مزدا!!!! رو تبلیغ می‌کرد.
وقتی شخصیت اصلی ازش می‌پرسه پس مسیح چی شد؟ اون فرد می‌گه اوه مسیح رو یه جورایی پسرعموی پیامبر ماست، وقتی داشتن به صلیب می‌کشیدنش اهورا مزدا نجاتش داد 😂
کلا بازی که سندرسون توی کتاباش با مذهب می‌کنه همیشه برای من جالب بوده.
نکته‌ی دیگه میشه به بازی با کلماتش اشاره کرد.
از اول کتاب یه سری کلمه بود که تکرار میشد و من تا آخرای کتاب تو کفش بودم که این چیه، و آخرش وقتی فهمیدم پخش زمین شدم 😂
در کل کتاب فانی بود.
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974 reviews587 followers
June 5, 2023
Pues es una tontería bien grande.

Y no me refiero a la idea. La idea me parece interesante. Un hombre despierta amnésico en la Inglaterra medieval con un manual que le explica lo justo y necesario para saber lo que le ha pasado.

Lo que no me ha convencido es todo lo demás. Por un lado, Sanderson aplica un humor a toda la novela que no funciona. Mete chistes con calzador y a veces me ha parecido oir hasta unos platillos de fondo esperando las risas. No me ha convencido.
El protagonista no me ha enganchado y conforme se iba conociendo más su vida me iba cayendo peor.
Y luego la trama se deja leer sin más. Desaprovecha las posibilidades de la idea inicial.

Si lo hubiera leído en papel seguramente lo hubiera abandonado pero en audiolibro aguanto un poco más. Por lo tanto, no lo recomiendo y si lo lees no esperes el nivel de Trenza del mar esmeralda.
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1,324 reviews537 followers
May 25, 2023
3.5/5

Esta novela no está dentro del Cosmere del autor, así que es una historia que pueden leer sin preocuparse de sus conexiones con otros libros, además, tiene un tono que se acercó mucho más a lo que hizo con la saga de Alcatraz que a sus novelas de fantasía o ciencia ficción.

Un hombre despierta en medio de un claro, con jeans y una capa. No recuerda cómo llegó ahí, quién es, su nombre ni nada sobre sí mismo. Sin embargo, no tarda en entender que está en una dimensión alterna que replica el Medioevo y que hay unas personas buscándolo.

"La vida no es una partida de dados, en la que a cada tirada tienes la misma probabilidaad de ganar que la anterior. En la vida real, cuando pierdes un poco, empiezas a preguntarte si es que mereces perder. Te pones nervioso, cometes errores, sobrecompensas. Eso hace que pierdas más, y se va acumulando."


Como dije el tono de este libro es mucho más parecido a la saga middle-grade de Sanderson, Alcatraz versus los Bibliotecarios Malvados, que cualquier otro libro adulto o juvenil que hubiera sacado en el último tiempo. Ya que se sostuvo por la narración en primera persona de protagonista y su forma de hacerlo, las bromas que hacía, los pensamientos que tenía y ese humor de autoburla, muy Alcatraz.

La lógica detrás del libro era bastante entretenida y a lo largo de varios capítulos cortos tuvimos acceso a la verdadera guía del mago Frugal para sobrevivir en la Inglaterra del Medioevo. Me gustó que Sanderson intercalara la historia con el libro que el mismo protagonista tenía para orientarse en ese mundo. Además, el libro estaba escrito con ese tono satírico de burla hacia las guías, las estrategias de marketing y los asuntos legales, así que esos pequeños capítulos resultaban muy divertidos de leer.

"Eran quienes construían, no quienes tomaban, la gente que cambiaba el mundo."


La historia del libro era bastante sencilla y lineal, no hubo flashbacks, el protagonista solo nos contó lo importante que fue recordando de su pasado. Tampoco hubo grandes descripciones o explicaciones del mundo, por lo que la historia era muy directa y se centraba en la acción y en el viaje del protagonista de entender quién era y qué hacía. Por eso disfruté el libro, pero tampoco mucho más, me pareció una historia entretenida y sencilla para pasar el rato. Bien armada, personajes memorables, mundo interesante, pero que se quedó solo en ser divertida. Además, me jugó en contra que estoy con Brujerías de Pratchett y ese libro me ha sacado hasta carcajadas.

A pesar de lo anterior, me pareció que tenía unos puntos muy buenos. Por ejemplo, la discusión que se formó sobre el rol de los dioses y su participación en la vida humana. Es un tema recurrente en Sanderson, la deidad y la religión y aquí volvió a tocar el tema, claro que lo hizo con un tono de broma, pero el trasfondo me pareció profundo. Por otro lado, el arco del personaje me pareció lo mejor del libro (la media estrella es solo por eso), me encantó el proceso de intentar descubrir quién era, para luego intentar descubrir quién quería ser. Los mensajes relacionados a la dignidad, al luchar por lo que se quiere, a no huir y todo eso me parecieron muy bellos. De verdad que solo por el protagonista disfruté este libro.

"Resulta que la dignidad no puede quitártela nadie. Tienes que renunciar tú a ella."


La guía del mago frugal para sobrevivir en la Inglaterra del Medioevo es una novela que se escapa un poco de lo último que sacó el autor, más cercana a la ciencia ficción que a la fantasía que no tiene conexión con el Cosmere. Una historia sencilla y divertida con un protagonista que no recuerda quien es y debe descubrirlo.
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247 reviews7 followers
July 25, 2023
What the world does not know is that there are two Brandon Sandersons. They have the same hair, the same eye glass prescription, the same wife and kids. When one grows a beard, the other can't help but follow suit. When the other gets a new scar, the same lesion will plague the former. They are indistinguishable by sight alone. The key to knowing them individually is to actually read the works of Brandon Sanderson.

Now, one of these Brandons is brilliant. He crafts worlds that are relatable but wholly different from our own. These worlds are religiously, socially, and politically dynamic. He challenges the tropes of his genre, develops thorough systems of magic that his fans call "mind bending," and exploits the nuance of humanity to flesh out his heroes and villains. He asks "What if?" He's good. He's really really good. He wrote the earliest novels, and I'd say most of (but not all) of Sanderson's ongoing epic "Stormlight Archives."

The other Brandon? Well... he's a dad. He tells the dad jokes that only he laughs at. He won't STOP telling them. He's a man-child who projects his geeky man-childishness onto characters who really probably don't make sense as man-children. He believes in family, which is noble, but to a Disney-clean degree that seems just a little too tired and a little too good to be true. There is no grit to this Brandon. He tries. Oh does he try, but it only comes off as inauthentic and playing off some cool summer blockbuster action hero that inspired him behind a tub of popcorn. This Sanderson is who gave us "Alcatraz" (EXHAUSTINGLY snarky), "The Reckoners," and most of "Tress" (though not all, thank god).

This Brandon is lame and clueless. This is the Brandon that Wired journalist Jason Kehe unfairly zeroed in on in his widely lambasted article "Brandon Sanderson Is Your God." Like many other Sanderson fans, I found the article to be a poor review of Sanderson, but after reading "The Frugal Wizard's" Guide to Whatever, I think... I think he might be right. A little bit. Not completely, but... enough to make me feel some embarrassment at ever having recommended Sanderson to other readers.

This book is hands down the worst Sanderson book I've ever read. It has elements of the Sanderson I love to read, the Sanderson I described first, the Sanderson who birthed a Cosmere full of planets with unique magic systems that didn't seem connected at all until suddenly they were. Like those stories, there IS a compelling world in this book. It's not part of the Cosmere, but it could almost be our world if only our pagan gods were real and the events in our history had played out a bit differently. I wanted to know more about this version of Europe that he'd created! I mean, Christianity is consolidated into Zoroastrianism?! As a historian, I want to play in a sandbox where that is reality!

The problem is that the second Sanderson is the primary author of this book. It's told in first person. It's snarky and "funny" in all the ways that Sanderson has failed before in other books (most of them his YA lit). As Sanderson's books become more popular and he gains more leeway with his projects, I'm afraid he's gotten almost too relaxed. He's still exploring and inventing new things, but so much character is lost because he can't help inserting his stupid dad humor into everything! This is especially true of Sanderson's male protagonists, who are always immature goofballs who are not believable as heroes, let alone adults. They all have stupid jokes they take too far ("Carp diem-seize the fish. Get it? Herpdederp!"). Or they have what I call "Sanderson quirks" like bad metaphors ("The Reckoners" series) and one to five star reviews on random things ("Frugal Wizard"). This poor humor has infiltrated Sanderson's other works to an insufferable amount. It's distracting, it's always taken too far (like... PAGES of explaining bad metaphors alone), and it never gets better.

The story itself drags. Due to the fact that the unlikable first person narrator is suffering from amnesia, we as readers are stuck with him trying to figure out who he is or marveling at his own ineptness, instead of carrying on with any plot. The asides and tangents in this book were so distracting that I can't tell you what actually happened because it gave me amnesia trying to slog through this. There was a bad guy, some following around, then Vikings, fight fight fight, conclusion. I think that's it. Like many Sanderson novels, there are some twists in this, but they aren't earth shattering. In fact, some of them are obvious from the get go, but I wasn't invested enough to pretend to myself that I was surprised.

Look. I get that Sanderson is busy. He produces a lot. He's bound to have duds. I think I'm just finding that, as he grows more prolific within the fantasy/sci-fi genre, he's gotten too comfortable. And why not? He makes a good living for his family, he's still down to earth and personable with fans. I can't deny that Brandon Sanderson is a fantastic person and the best kind of celebrity you could ever hope to meet. He deserves to write what he wants to write. I remember the days, however, when there was less of his goofy side in his stories and he leaned more into the challenge of creating. He's so good at that.

More often than not these days we get more geek dad. Honestly, it's probably because Sanderson has finally gained the accolades of his tribe through his continuation of Robert Jordan's series (Which I admittedly have not read) and the debut of his own "Stormlight Archives" with its own cast of attractive epic heroes that fans can live vicariously through. If those are the only folks you need to impress to be successful, you can't help but eventually isolate the fans who aren't geeks or dads. To be fair, this does happen with other writers, film makers, artists, etc all the time (Wes Anderson and hipsters, Tim Burton and goths, etc). I'm just bummed and I miss the deeper Sanderson I first read through Elantris, Warbreaker, and Mistborn Era I.

Ah well... maybe "Yumi" will pull me back in.
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169 reviews36 followers
October 10, 2023
This is a fun sci-if/fantasy novel about a man who wakes up in the woods one day in Medieval England and he has no recollection of how he got there. I think that premise is completely fascinating. Imagine Jason Bourne combined with Monty Python and maybe Dr. Who? As someone who studies the medieval period both as a career and for fun, I do wish it felt more immersed in the Middle Ages, but I understand the creative liberties he was taking with the story.

I really enjoyed how creative it was, and if you’ve read Sanderson before, you won’t be disappointed there! I wish the book was a little longer and the plot a little more high stakes/serious, but I still really enjoyed the story!

Cleanliness Rating: 4/5 several uses of “d**n” and “he*l”, no sexual content
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338 reviews487 followers
July 24, 2023
Overall had a good time. I found the start to be quite fun, I also personally really enjoyed seeing someone from a modern setting being surprised by aspects of life in the middle ages. Would have added a full star if there was a scene of him being surprised about how effective chain mail is....well probably not.

Overall for whatever reason I have always found Brandon's books immersive, I can sit down and read 100 pages and it doesn't feel like that many pages, and I can picture it very clearly in my mind. This gives Brandon a very high floor for how much I enjoy his books, and I thought this had a lot of fun scenes, at no point did it feel like a slog, and I enjoyed the concept, and idea.

However, I did find the execution somewhat lacking, this book starts with a protagonist with no memory of where he is, and as he remembers things, they tend to not be shocking, clever revelations, but just me going. Oh, ok, I guess that's what his life was like.

Antagonists were pretty forgettable, final act was somewhat lackluster. But I did enjoy reading it. And kinda like how he managed to have the protagonist be such a complete screw up, and end up being likeable.

6.5/10




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296 reviews19 followers
April 15, 2023
SO MUCH FUN!!

There I was, slipping down a reading slump where I was feeling disconnected and apathetic about the things I read. Then I decided to read a chapter of The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England (is this too long of a name? Yeah I think it is 😂). It was so funny!?!? Then I read another chapter. Then another. Then another! Before I knew it, I got to experience one of my favorite feelings as a reader; when you find something that just clicks so well that the story and the character just absorb you. ❤️❤️

Is The Frugal Wizard's Handbook a romantic story? Yeah, it is; but it's more than that. Is it a time-travel sci-fi book? Yeah, it is; but it's more than that. Is it a novel about self-discovery and redemption? Absolutely! But it is more than that.

Whatever it is, I can say that I laughed a lot, and cried a little. Highly recommended!
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May 11, 2023
Con lo que yo amo a Sanderson… esto ha sido, sinceramente, una decepción. Le sigo amando igual, y no es que esté mal escrito o sea malo realmente, es que la estructura y trama de la novela es tan sumamente diferente a lo que sus fans esperamos de él, que a mi honestamente no me ha gustado, es más, me ha resultado tedioso. Esperaba magia pero solo ha habido personajes aburridos intentando ser graciosos. Finalmente no ha sido para mí… y me da mucha pena.
El principio ha sido original y muy novedoso, de veras me estaba divirtiendo un montón y viviéndolo a tope... pero... luego se convirtió en una novela estilo western que no va para nada conmigo :(
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313 reviews117 followers
March 25, 2024
Do you know the feeling of moving into a new city? You don't know your surroundings and you don't know the people you will meet. It's frightening. Changes in general are frightening. Now imagine what would you feel if you'd woken up and completely didn't recognize the place you're in. And worse: didn't even know where you came from and what your name is. Not only your surroundings would've been strange and scary to you, but your whole being would've been strange and scary to you, too.

This is what had happened to the main character of Brandon Sanderson's The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England. He woke up without a name. Without any background. Unarmed and confused, in an old-timey clothing, and without anything in his pockets, except for a ballpoint pen. And the wizard's handbook with missing pages. Since the MC doesn't know who he is and where he came from, the reader doesn't know it either. Both are finding clues as the story goes along.

It's not easy to write a story. It's even more difficult to write a story with a character with amnesia. It's gonna go either extremely well or extremely wrong. In the case of The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England (wow, the title is long LONG) it had gone extremely well. I know that most of the reviews for this book are not very positive (quite a lot of people claim that it's one of the worst books Sanderson had ever written) and, to be honest, I had my worries. But I really, really enjoyed reading it. I was confused through half of the book, that's true, and I would've been totally lost if I didn't made notes - that's also true. But, despite these problems, there was something special in this story.

Okay, not something. It was the MC. And the worldbuilding. This is why I think so:


The MC.


I was tired-
Of being called-
A
coward.
I was tired of believing it.


The Frugal Wizard's Handbook...'s MC is one of most relatable MC's I have ever met in a book. Most relatable to me, that is. He thought of himself as a failure. As someone hopeless and incompetent one. He never believed in himself and never had someone that believed in him.


No,, I thought. You've never had a problem taking responsibility. You've always thought you were worthless.


He made plenty of mistakes, but he always did his best. He tried, he tried so hard, but no matter what he did, it was never enough. He was never enough, for anyone.


I did try, Ryan. I kept trying. Doing what everyone said. Trying to do what you'd done. If I tried hard enough, I'd succeed, right? But nothing ever seemed to turn out my way.

His friends thought of him as someone exhausting to be around., someone they couldn't count on. A coward, while all he did was feeling lost and confused, because everyone around him knew what they will be doing with their lives and he had no idea. He wanted to know himself, find out what he likes and where he belongs in. Wanted to be happy with himself, but struggled with it. Struggled with everything. There was never an understanding, just judgment everywhere.

So when he found himself in another place, a place he knew nothing about and where he lost his memories, he felt lost, at first. Tried to find a way to bring his memories back and find a way home. But he had met people he could call his friends. Met a true purpose of his existence. He finally had a goal.

And he finally became a hero he secretly wished to be.


You are something special. Here. Now. That is what matters. So what if your knowledge is common along your kind? It is rare here. Perhaps every magus send by Ahura Mazda to teach, instruct, and protect is like you. Simply someone who knows a little more - a little better - than everyone else. [Yazad]


It was such a pleasure to see the grow of his character through the story. He had plenty of opportunities to be a coward he thought of himself to be, but all he did was standing up for justice and the people that needed rescue. He was someone to be admired and his companions saw it. He stood up for them, for their world and for himself. He finally started to be comfortable with himself.

He finally started to be happy.


The worldbuilding.


"The skops are Friag's heritage. We do what she no longer can, directing the wyrd and protecting the land from bogs. And we remember, for no longer can runes do it for us." [Sefawynn]


As I said before, I would be totally lost without my notes. I didn't have a proper understanding of anything until I reached the end of the book and read what I wrote. And I'm so relieved that I did what I did, because I would have missed a real gem.

After reading some of Sanderson's books, I knew that this man is a real genius when it comes to worldbuilding. But The Frugal Wizard's Handbook... is definitely one of his bests works. It can remind you of John Gwynne's The Bloodsworn series (or similar one) and, because of this, you can think of The Frugal Wizard's Handbook... as nothing special. Something that was already done before, just with a scifi background. But for me it was something special. I was in awe when I read Sefawynn's story about the war between the gods and the mortals and the consequences of it. I teared up while reading about people cleaner, friendlier, and cleverer than the MC had ever imagined, that had no choice, but to live in a brutal world where they didn't know peace and didn't know how to do something they like to do.


"Life is harsh here, crushed between the sea and the lands of the Bear. These people think that if something is not protecting them or feeding them, it is frivolous." [Yazad]


Their god is vengeful. Harsh. Merciless. But also the people's only hope for protection. They believe that with enough sacrifice, their god will forgive them and everything will be right in their world. But the truth is that if a man will not do what is needed to do, no god will help them.


The romance.


It was the first time in years I felt happy to be me.


There is not a big focus on the romance part of the story, but it is something worth attention. It's subtle and it's beautiful. When you find a person that makes you feel comfortable not only with them, but also with yourself - do not hesitate. When the MC had found his special person, the one beautiful thing in his life and thought that couldn't keep it - I felt my heart break in thousand of pieces. I really loved how understanding these two were of themselves. They both felt lie failures in their lives. They both desperately needed a change. A chance to make things right. And they got even more, because they found each other.


The friendships.

It was so precious to see people having faith in the MC when he did not have faith in himself. In such a short amount of time they saw something special in him and trusted him with their lives. I'm not talking about his previous friends tho. That was a big disappointment. But hey, everywhere are always good people and sh!!tty people, no matter the dimension.


To be honest, I'm still kind of confused with many things when it comes to the book, but I'm not bothered by it. The Frugal Wizard's Handbook... was a very enjoyable story for me and I think I will come back to it quite often :)
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1,796 reviews1,603 followers
April 30, 2023
This review was originally posted on Books of My Heart

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During the pandemic, some writers couldn't write a book, others delivered like nothing was going on, some changed drastically what they were writing. But, Brandon Sanderson was/is a little different than everyone else out there and he not only delivered on his promised contracts but also wrote not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 non-contracted books.  He then had the biggest Kickstarter of all time and now we are here with the second of those books The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England.

This is the only book of the 4 written that isn't set in the Cosmere and while it does have at least one character from the Evil Librarians series in it, this is really just an exercise in fun.  Welcome to the multiverse where you can purchase your own dimension to own.  This dimension will be similar to the earth you know but set back in Mediaeval times along a different historical path.  You being from a technically advanced dimension will seem like a Wizard to the dimension you have landed in.

Johnny wakes up with no memory of who he, where he is or how he got there.  All he has is battered pages of a handbook for his dimensional jump to a new dimension in Medieval England.  As he goes on quests to help some of the people he meets initially more of his memories return.  We learn it is quite freeing to forget who you are, as you can reinvent yourself into a new person without the history of who you used to be.

This is supposed to be a lite story with some adventure, some silliness, some magic and some redemption.  Overall I had a good time in the story.  I like Johnny and his discovery of the man he used to be.  For me some of the best parts of the story were the handbook itself.  Can I have a dimension with talking bananas, Plague dimensions at a super discounted price if you want to try and save a world.  There are many trademark and legal subscripts to the handbook for the company selling them to be safe.  Always read the fine print

(4) Legal note: Our Plague-free Guarantee™ is void for all customers who refuse personal medial nannites. Enter your dimension at your own risk. Maybe bring a prefitted casket.   


Overall it's not my favorite Sanderson story.  There is the cheeky humor, the scifi aspect, the rediscovery of self and a new dimension with magic on it.  But the overall flow was a little off for me and it took me awhile to warm to the world and the magic in it.  Specifically how "boasting" worked to win battles.  The story is unique and interesting as always.  Sanderson does have a great imagination and has given us another look into just how packed full of stories his mind is

I think this would be great for those who really like gaming quests and are more in the YA realm.  The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England is more of a Middle Grade to YA book.  Which makes total sense since Sanderson wrote this story as a gift for his son.

Just a note for readers of the ebook and hardbacks.  There are great illustrations throughout the story for the reader.  I had both and while I listened to this book, I did go through the ebook to see all the great artwork as it was a lot of fun to see it in the context of the story.

Narration:
Michael Kramer and Kate Reading are beyond pros in the narration world.  They are a dynamic duo that always do a superb job and really I can't say enough about how well they narrate EVERYTHING they do together.  I was able to listen at my usual 1.5x speed.

Listen to a clip HERE
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947 reviews363 followers
June 20, 2024
This one definitely lives up to its "lesser Sanderson" status, but there's still a lot of good here. I enjoyed the premise, liked the story enough to stay interested, and enjoyed the world-building. The characters are not his best work, and I imagine this book overall may prove more forgettable than his other works, but I don't regret reading this one. But it's definitely on the bottom of my Sanderson books to reread.

The illustrations by Steve Argyle are noteworthy.
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637 reviews19 followers
April 14, 2023
"The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England" (Secret Project #2) by Brandon Sanderson.
[Illustrations by Steve Argyle]




Status: First Read.
Dates Read: 1st April to 6th April 2023.



Rating: 4.5/5.




In the life you now live, you might think yourself unaccomplished, stuck in a rut. You might mourn at how little you’ve accomplished. But in the scope of the history of humankind, you are a god. The knowledge you hold from a simple high school education is vast compared to the comprehensive knowledge of some of the weightiest minds in history. You carry technological marvels that could literally topple kingdoms in your pocket, or perhaps embedded in your own body.





Disclaimer: The following review contains minor spoilers for this book. Do tread with caution.




Review:
When the pandemic hit the world in the year 2020, Brandon Sanderson, like the prolific author he is, sat down and wrote 5 additional novels apart from his usual writing commitments. Most of these "Secret Projects" (as they came to be called) were written exclusively for his wife and kids, and it was only at his wife's behest, that he decided to release these stories to the entire world. And that's how one of the world's biggest fantasy Kickstarter projects came into existence.

First of all, before I get all serious about the review, let me just get this out of my system: Storms, the book's name is far too long. I have often ended up saying its name wrong while discussing this book with my friends – mostly switching the 'Handbook' part with 'Guide'. Instead of typing its colossal name often in the review, I'll be shortening it simply to "The Frugal Wizard's Handbook" wherever required. It is a cool name though, and the name resonates with the premise of the book.

Over the last few days, I have seen some unfavorable reviews of this book, and although, as a Sanderson fan, I'm disheartened looking at these reviews, I'm not surprised. Had I read this book a few years ago, I too might have had a similar reaction to it. This book contains all of the elements that used to put me off reading back then – first-person perspective, a bit of young adult-ish appeal, the sci-fi genre, a character-driven plot, and a mostly unreliable narrator. But now that I have read a lot of books comprising of these story elements and all those catering to the different subgenres, I'm quite comfortable with reading books like this – and I do truly appreciate what Brandon has done with the story. This might not be the best Sanderson has to offer, but this is definitely not one of his worst works that some reviews are making it out to be.

Comparisons with 'Tress of the Emerald Sea' might be unfair since it is a different kind of book that belongs to a different genre and might appeal more to a younger age group. However, if comparisons are to be made, this book might just fall short of your expectations. Deterred by the unfavorable reviews, I went in expecting the absolute worst from Sanderson, but by the time I finished the book, I was completely blown away by how good this story was. So, fellow Sanderfans, here's some advice from someone who eventually became a fan of this book: Keep aside all your bias against Sanderson's non-Cosmere books that cater to a younger genre, go in with lower expectations and keep an open mind, and perhaps you might end up liking this book as much as I did.

The story, retrospectively, feels more character-driven than plot-driven. This doesn't imply that the book lacks a solid plot, but merely that it takes a backseat when compared to the main protagonist's character arc. This book is, basically, the protagonist's (I shall refrain from revealing his name since it gets revealed sometime around the midway mark of the book, and hence might be considered as a major spoiler) journey of self-discovery – his eventual discovery that he is not a worthless failure but someone, like all of us, who has a potential to make a positive impact on his surroundings. It is a journey of a broken man and his redemption – in his own eyes, the thing that matters most to him as he is often troubled with doubts over his self-worth. And, above everything else, it is a wonderful tale of two individuals – both from vastly different periods and different worlds – who fall in love amidst cataclysmic events.

While Sanderson is notoriously known for his ability to incorporate a good romance in his books, he seems to have been improving in that field lately. And while I won't say he has perfected writing romance in this book, I ended up enjoying what he had to offer. The book is short, but the budding romance doesn't feel abrupt – there's some initial banter and bickering among the two individuals that make you want to "ship" them. It grows organically, and on top of it, doesn't even divert the focus away from the main story. Perhaps I simply liked it because I'm a sucker for stories with broken individuals ultimately finding happiness and getting their well-deserved happy endings. There were a lot of things towards the back end of the book that worked well for the story that elevated its overall rating in my eyes.

Although "The Frugal Wizard's Handbook" is a considerably shorter book by Sanderson's standards, that doesn't limit Sanderson's worldbuilding prowess. The worldbuilding, as one comes to expect from Sanderson, is exceptional. Concepts such as many-worlds interpretation, parallel dimensions, quantum physics, and the multiverse are seamlessly incorporated into the story – in a way that all of it isn't too overwhelming to one who isn't well versed with all of this scientific mumbo-jumbo. Having recently read "Dark Matter" by Blake Crouch, I greatly appreciated Brandon's take on a similar subject. Similarly, the white-room beginning (a story that begins with the protagonist suffering from amnesia) reminded me of "The Original" (an audio-exclusive story that Brandon co-wrote with Mary Robinette Kowal) and "Project Hail Mary". Brandon also draws in certain elements from the Nordic myths and modifies them to suit the many-worlds interpretation. It's not an absolute necessity, but I think that one might benefit from knowing about the Nordic myths before reading this book. I read Neil Gaiman's "Norse Mythology" book a few months back, and that helped me understand certain references in this book a bit better.

Sanderson's prose and humor have been a point of contention even among his hardcore fans. While I do agree with some of the valid criticisms of his prose in this novel, I think it works well as a whole, considering its target audience is mostly a younger age group. I greatly enjoyed the humor in this book, but there were certain parts where the jokes failed to pack a punch. The rating gag was funny at first, but it grew stale with its overuse throughout the book. However, to Sanderson's benefit, he wonderfully tied in the rating joke to the protagonist's personality (as eventually revealed in the second half of the story) and his character arc. Once I understood its relevance to his character journey, I wasn't as bothered by it as I was earlier and eventually ended up liking this narrative element.

Twists and turns run abound throughout the story. Some of these might be easily predictable, but I was gullible enough to be surprised by most of them. This minor thing, perhaps, factored in with my enjoyment of this book. The secondary characters, too, were a great addition to the story – Sefawynn, Ealstan, and Thokk were some of my favorite ones. Ealstan has a badass moment at the end of the book (with an awesome illustration depicting that awesome scene) that instantly made him one of my favorite secondary characters, and in turn, made me a great fan of this book.

Scattered throughout the book are some FAQ pages from the in-world "Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England". Apart from these being funny and informative, this is Brandon's way of satirizing corporate greed. The FAQs are written from the Frugal Wizard corporation's perspective, so they end up justifying everything associated with their venture and casually dismissing all the unethical elements. What Brandon does here is showing us the greedy and unethical aspects of capitalism and make us ponder and question morality and ethics. It's scary to think that despite all the moral and ethical rules and regulations if the rich and greedy were to get their hands over powerful technology (like time travel and dimensional hopping, or even something that is within the realm of possibility) they would end up exploiting it by finding the appropriate loopholes. As someone who wrote these lines “The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon”, Brandon seems to be hitting the right mark.

While the writing aspect of the book is highly entertaining, it would be remiss of me not to extend my appreciation to all of Steve Argyle's wonderful illustrations. The chapter headings each depict a runestone that has embedded within it a unique artwork that subtly hints towards an important event that's bound to happen in the respective chapter. It took me a while to figure out that the random symbol above the runestone indicates the chapter number – the total number of lines in that symbol corresponds to that chapter number. It's so brilliantly done! And then there's the Marginalia Artwork (better appreciated in the physical copies and the PDF file as the epub file simply has it collected at the end of the respective 'Parts'). The adorable illustrations that make up the Marginalia section combine to form a complete story of its own from the start to the end – and are somewhat reminiscent of certain elements from the Rincewind arc of the Discworld series.

The main conflict introduced in the story is resolved by the end of the book, but the book still leaves doors open for a sequel – in case Sanderson comes up with more ideas for these characters. A very minor reference connects this book to Sanderson's "Alcatraz" book series (Cecil G. Bagsworth III, the in-world author of "Frugal Wizard's Handbook", is also the in-world editor of the Alcatraz series), and it seems Sanderson has more plans for this fictional character. I'm interested in what Sanderson intends to do with him and whether he would end up connecting some of his non-Cosmere and non-Cytoverse books using this particular character and the multiverse theory.

Storms, this seems to be one of my longest reviews in terms of word count. If you have persisted this far, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for keeping up with my mad ramblings. You all do get the gist: I went in with low expectations and ended up loving this book. Perhaps I enjoyed it more than expected because I was already acquainted with certain elements that Brandon introduced in this book, or perhaps it was merely because I read the book at the right time with the right frame of mind. Whatever the reason might have been, it helped me appreciate the story to a great extent. A re-read is definitely on the cards once I get my hands on the exquisite physical edition of this book. I do hope you all end up liking this book as much as I did, but if you didn't, let's hope for the best with the remaining two "Secret Projects".





“Life is awful sometimes,” I said instead. “So you cope.”
“Others cope without grifting,” she said. “Ealstan does it by helping people survive.”
“And those Hordamen do it by ripping people apart,” I said. “Burning down villages. On that scale, you’re not doing so bad.”
She stretched, then stood, brushing off her dress. “Thanks,” she said. “For not judging.”
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