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443 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 23, 2021
“That’s what’s weird?” he asked. “You’re like a kitten raised by gorillas. You don’t know how to be a monkey. You don’t know how to be a cat. Your biological mother set up a situation that was supposed to end with you functionally brain-dead and being bred to a stranger who doesn’t want to be here, and you’re worried that calling someone your own age ‘niece’ would have somehow been past the horizon of weird. I don’t understand you at all.”
“I have so many knives,” said Annie. “I am the Costco of having knives. You really want to provoke me right now, cuckoo-boy?”
“I am not a good place to store your knives,” he said. “I don’t know how many times I need to tell you this, but sticking knives in living people just because they say something you don’t like is the reason no one likes you or the rest of your fucked-up family.”