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The Cow
The Cow
The Cow
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The Cow

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Why? Is a much heard question these days. In this gathering of short stories the question is nearly never answered in a way that makes sense. Why can't you ask Mitzie anything when your mouth is still full? Why are things to be expected when Eve is around? Why is there a giraffe in Alices' bathtub? Find out!

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Release dateAug 19, 2024
ISBN9798227182142
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    The Cow - M. Lanen-de Vries

    Contents

    The Final Train  2

    The Wedding  12

    The Insurance Agent 19

    The Boardgame 30

    The Twat 37

    The Cow 49

    Mitzie 68

    Polly And The Toad 75

    It Started With A Giraffe 83

    Scare 105

    Table of Contents

    Title Page

    The Final Train

    The Wedding

    The Insurance Agent

    The Boardgame

    The Twat

    The Cow

    Mitzie

    Polly And The Toad

    It Started With A Giraffe

    Scare

    The Final Train

    ‘Wendy, come on! This way we’ll never catch it!’ Richard panted while running. Wendy was having a fight with her handbag. It was strapped around Richard’s bike.

    ‘It will fall off on our way there!’ she’d cried out. Wendy was the type of girl to want to push an elephant in a thimble, something that Richard thought be highly amusing. Not when it was supposed to dangle from his bike though.

    ‘I’ve nearly untied it!’ cried Wendy. She was lying. It was a Gordiane knot she’d performed there, with a temple through a hoop, which got engaged to a necklace (a present from Richard) which she couldn’t untie either.

    ‘I’ll go check in!’ Richard yelled, frustrated. He knew it would be knightly to offer to untie the blasted knot, but it was the final train, or else they wouldn’t make it in time to the concert to which Richard had tickets, which had cost him quite some effort to get. He would be better off warming up the tiles at the station walking circles, thank you very much. Useful? Neh. But it was more constructive than being with Wendy with his current mood. He just knew he would say unkind things. The shriekish sounding wheeps she would uncover would massively annoy him, he didn’t feel like it now. Richard heard the dinging sounds of the crossing gates closing. Still no sign of Wendy.

    ‘Wendy!’ Richard cried in agony.

    Wendy kept on pulling the knot to untie, until finally the knot caved and so she arrived on the platform just in time, panting like an elderly.

    ‘Hehe finally’, she tried to catch her breath.

    ‘Everything still in there?’ Richard asked her on a sarcastic tone.

    ‘Yes, thank you. Even your good mood is in there’, she smiled. The train came to a stop with a gush of wind and a massivelu unpleasant shriek. Wendy’s hair blew over her shoulders and in her face.

    ‘Where do you want to sit?’

    ‘Still a gentleman’, Wendy thought.

    ‘At the window?’ she proposed.

    Richard kept quiet, just sat down.

    ‘What’s wrong? We made it, didn’t we?’ Wendy was still trying to

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