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    Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself
    Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself
    Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself
    Ebook44 pages22 minutes

    Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself

    By Guy Bass and Steve May

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    Noah proves that getting what you want isn’t always what you need in this laugh-out-loud comedy from a perfect author-illustrator pairing.

    Noah Scape loves dinosaurs and spaghetti with tomato sauce. But Noah doesn't always get what he wants and when school doesn't revolve around dinosaur facts and lunch isn't always his tried and tested favourite, well… enough is enough! It's time for him to stop wishing and to decide on exactly what he needs; a world full of Noahs!

    Particularly suitable for readers aged 7+ with a reading age of 8.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateJan 7, 2021
    ISBN9781800900202
    Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself
    Author

    Guy Bass

    Guy Bass is an award-winning author, whose children’s books series include Stitch Head, The Legend of Frog, Dinkin Dings, Atomic! and Secret Santa: Agent of X.M.A.S. Guy has also written plays for both adults and children. Before becoming a full-time writer, he previously worked as a theatre producer, illustrator, temp, gerbil whisperer and has acted his way out of several paper bags.

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      Book preview

      Noah Scape Can't Stop Repeating Himself - Guy Bass

      Chapter 1

      Spaghetti and Tomato Sauce

      Dundlewick Doubling – Day Zero

      Number Of Noahs – 1

      What’s that? Noah asked. He looked down at the tray of food and screwed up his face.

      The dinner lady, Mrs Tuckin, stared back at him.

      Meat pie, she said. Her spatula hovered over the tray, ready to serve him a slice.

      What’s in it? Noah asked.

      Mrs Tuckin raised an eyebrow.

      Meat, she said.

      I want spaghetti and tomato sauce, Noah said.

      Mrs Tuckin sighed. And yet here we both are, staring at a tray of meat pie, she replied. I’ll spell it out to you, Noah. I’m sure it won’t be for the last time. Monday is spaghetti day. Tuesday is meat pie day. Wednesday is pizza day. Thursday is chicken day. And then, as sure as sugar lumps, it’s Friday. And what is Friday otherwise known as?

      "Fish Friday," Noah said with a roll of his eyes.

      Fish Friday! From the sea to your plate! Mrs Tuckin declared.

      Yeah, but – Noah began.

      But every single day you ask me for spaghetti and tomato sauce, Mrs Tuckin said. Every. Single. Day.

      That’s because I want spaghetti and tomato sauce every day, Noah said in a matter-of-fact way.

      And I want my cat to stop pooing in the fruit bowl, Mrs Tuckin said. But every day I go home to find that Catilla the Hun has done her business on my satsumas.

      It’s like the song says, Mrs Tuckin went on, " ‘you can’t always get what you want – but, if you try, sometimes you might get what you need …’ "

      I have no idea what that means, Noah said.

      Give it time, Mrs Tuckin said. Now, look, Noah, I have a lot of mouths to feed and I know it’s hard to believe but they don’t all want to eat spaghetti and tomato sauce, she said. Mrs Tuckin pointed

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