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    Hairy, Horny, and Over Here
    Hairy, Horny, and Over Here
    Hairy, Horny, and Over Here
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    Hairy, Horny, and Over Here

    By JL Merrow

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    Local news photographer Ethan is pretty sure there's no such thing as a jackalope. Every bunny he's ever seen has been a cute little furry creature, not a dangerous, horned beastie. But somehow he lets big, tough American hunter Logan drag him into Parkhurst Forest on the Isle of Wight on what Ethan's convinced is a wild goose chase.

    Logan's on a mission to wipe out the jackalope colony he's convinced has been brought to the island by a madman. He's got a healthy respect for the vicious critters, which is more than he seems to have for the less physically imposing Ethan.

    But when an escaped convict from a nearby prison bursts into the mix, all their plans are thrown awry. Seeing Ethan at the mercy of the violent criminal brings Logan's true feelings for the smaller guy out into the open ... and what happens next could lead to a change of heart about the jackalopes, as well!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJMS Books LLC
    Release dateMay 16, 2020
    ISBN9781646563890
    Hairy, Horny, and Over Here
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    JL Merrow

    JL MERROW is that rare beast, an English person who refuses to drink tea. She read Natural Sciences at Cambridge, where she learned many things, chief amongst which was that she never wanted to see the inside of a lab ever again. Her one regret is that she never mastered the ability of punting one-handed whilst holding a glass of champagne.She writes across genres, with a preference for contemporary gay romance and mysteries, and is frequently accused of humour. Her novel Slam! won the 2013 Rainbow Award for Best LGBT Romantic Comedy, and her novella Muscling Through and novel Relief Valve were both EPIC Awards finalists.JL Merrow is a member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association, International Thriller Writers, Verulam Writers and the UK GLBTQ Fiction Meet organising team.Find JL Merrow online at: www.jlmerrow.com, on Twitter as @jlmerrow, and on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/jl.merrow

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      Hairy, Horny, and Over Here - JL Merrow

      Hairy, Horny, and Over Here

      By JL Merrow

      Published by JMS Books LLC at Smashwords

      Visit jms-books.com for more information.

      Copyright 2020 JL Merrow

      ISBN 9781646563890

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      WARNING: This book is not transferable. It is for your own personal use. If it is sold, shared, or given away, it is an infringement of the copyright of this work and violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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      This book is for ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY. It may contain sexually explicit scenes and graphic language which might be considered offensive by some readers. Please store your files where they cannot be accessed by minors.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are solely the product of the author’s imagination and/or are used fictitiously, though reference may be made to actual historical events or existing locations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      Published in the United States of America.

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      To Matthew Vandrew, who first alerted me to the existence of that fearsome critter, the jackalope.

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      Hairy, Horny, and Over Here

      By JL Merrow

      Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, we’re hunting— Ethan broke off as a shotgun, held in a pair of unusually beefy hands, swung toward him and took up position about 3 inches from his left nostril. Joke, okay? He swallowed, and tried to ignore the chill tap-dancing down his spine. Sense of humour failure, much?

      Logan, his heavy black brows casting his dark eyes in even darker shadow, very noticeably

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