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    Eggnog Murder
    Eggnog Murder
    Eggnog Murder
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    Eggnog Murder

    By Leslie Meier

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    Christmas past meets Christmas present in this holiday whodunit set in Tinker’s Cove, Maine, featuring reporter and sleuth Lucy Stone—and a not-so-cold case of murder. For fans of cozy mysteries and the acclaimed New York Times bestselling author’s ever-popular Lucy Stone series.
     
    When a gift-wrapped bottle of eggnog—allegedly from the Real Beard Santa Club—proves to be a killer concoction for a Tinker’s Cove local, all Lucy Stone wants for Christmas is to find the murdering mixologist who’s stirring up trouble.
     
    [Originally published in Eggnog Murder]
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKensington Books
    Release dateSep 26, 2023
    ISBN9781496743343
    Eggnog Murder
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    Leslie Meier

    Leslie Meier is the acclaimed author of the Lucy Stone Mysteries and has also written for Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine. She lives in Harwich, Massachusetts, where she is currently at work on the next Lucy Stone mystery.

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      Eggnog Murder - Leslie Meier

      Chapter One

      " ‘Beware of gifts from strangers,’ that’s what I told Wilf, when he found this bottle of eggnog on the back porch," said Phyllis, producing a distinctive old-fashioned milk bottle decorated with red and green ribbons and a sprig of faux holly from her red and green plaid tote bag and setting it on the reception counter in the Pennysaver office. The Pennysaver, formerly the Courier and Advertiser, was the weekly newspaper in the coastal town of Tinker’s Cove, Maine.

      He said it wasn’t from strangers, it’s a welcome gift from this new club he’s joined, she continued. Phyllis’s official title was receptionist at the Pennysaver, but that only began to describe her duties, as she handled ads, subscriptions, billing, and the classifieds. Today was the Monday after Thanksgiving and the Christmas season had officially begun, so she had painted her fingernails in alternating shades of red and green polish and was wearing a sparkly sweater. She had long ago forgotten what color her hair actually was, but had dyed it a brighter shade of red than usual, also in honor of the holiday. Her cat’s-eye reading glasses were decorated with candy cane stripes and were resting on her ample bosom, where they dangled from a rhinestone-encrusted chain. No one dared to ask Phyllis how old she was, but somewhere between fifty and sixty was a safe guess.

      What club is that? asked Lucy Stone, who worked part time at the paper as a reporter and feature writer. She was already seated at her desk this Monday morning, tapping away on her computer keyboard. Lucy wore her dark hair in a short, easy-care cut and dressed in easy-care clothes, usually jeans and a sweater. In warm weather she wore running shoes, but now, since it was almost winter, she was wearing duck boots like just about everyone else in the little Maine town.

      The Real Beard Santa Club, replied Phyllis. He was driving me crazy hanging around the house, now that he’s retired from the postal service, but I can’t say I’m very happy about his choice.

      I don’t suppose growing a beard actually keeps a person very busy, said Lucy, who was struggling to decipher the notes she’d scribbled when covering a Conservation Commission meeting. Which is more likely? she asked Phyllis. "Does the commission want to require that dogs be leashed in the conservation area or days be limited? The only word I’m sure of is be."

      Probably both—I wouldn’t put anything past that bunch of nincompoops, grumbled Phyllis, voicing the suspicion of the town’s regulatory boards that was heard whenever two or more taxpayers were gathered together. And like you said, growing a beard isn’t really an occupation that keeps a person busy, though now that I think about it, Wilf does spend a lot of time in front of the bathroom mirror, admiring his facial growth. I told him it’s like watching a pot to make it boil, admiring it in the mirror isn’t going to make it grow any faster. She paused. To tell the truth, I really don’t like the beard. . . .

      No? asked Lucy, whose husband, Bill, had grown a beard when he gave up his Wall Street job to become a restoration carpenter in Maine, a move they’d made more than twenty years before. Once a lustrous brown, these days Bill’s beard was lightly sprinkled with gray. Why not?

      Lots of reasons. It seems dirty. It’s prickly when I kiss him. I miss seeing his chin. It makes him look old.

      Well, Santa’s no spring chicken, said Lucy, reluctantly coming to the conclusion that she’d better call Dorcas Philpott, the chairwoman of the Conservation Commission. And he’s much fatter than Wilf. Is he going to try to gain weight so he’ll have a belly that shakes when he laughs like a bowlful of jelly? asked Lucy, paraphrasing the famous Christmas poem.

      Absolutely not, snapped Phyllis. That was the deal. I’ll put up with the beard but not a Santa-sized stomach. Her tone became very serious. You know how they say belly fat increases your chances of dying young, and I’m not taking any chances. We got married late in life and I want to have as much time together as possible, so he’s going to have to keep eating healthy. He says I’ve got him eating like a reindeer, what with all the baby carrots, but I’m not giving in. He’ll have to wear padding, that’s all there is to it.

      Is that okay with the Real Beard Santa Club? asked Lucy, who was reaching for the phone. They have to have real beards, but it’s okay to have a fake stomach?

      I presume so, said Phyllis, primly. It’s not called the Real Belly Santa Club, now, is it?

      Lucy was suppressing a laugh when Dorcas Philpott answered the phone on the first ring. Oh, Lucy, it’s you, she said, with a distinct lack of enthusiasm when Lucy identified herself. I was waiting for the oil man to call—my furnace went out. You know, for a while there at the meeting I thought you might be falling asleep.

      Oh, no, not at all, claimed Lucy, who had in fact struggled to stay awake during the evening meeting, which had not adjourned until after eleven o’clock. But I do have a question about my notes. I can’t seem to read my own handwriting.

      Well, I can’t say I’m surprised, people nowadays hardly ever take pen to paper, they just poke at electronic screens. Do you know they don’t even teach cursive writing anymore? asked Dorcas, her voice trembling with indignation. I was shocked when my granddaughter asked why my writing was so funny looking!

      I didn’t know that, admitted Lucy, fearing she wouldn’t be able to keep Dorcas on track. But about the meeting?

      We should have a meeting with the school committee, declared Dorcas, jumping on the idea. And let them know that dropping penmanship instruction is simply not an option. They have a responsibility . . .

      That’s a good idea, said Lucy. But about the concom meeting, didn’t you make some new regulations for the conservation area?

      They say it’s because everyone uses computers these days, that nobody needs to have good penmanship, but I ask you: Can you write a proper thank-you note on a computer? And what about notes of condolence? Those absolutely must be on the very best plain white paper and written with great care. . . .

      My late mother would most certainly agree with you, said Lucy, who had been most carefully instructed in the rules of formal correspondence, and thanks to an eighth-grade dance class she’d found excruciatingly awkward could also dance the waltz and the fox-trot, not to mention the cha-cha and Charleston. Times had changed, however, and she had found these skills were no longer appreciated or valued as they once were. Now, are you changing the hours that the conservation area is open?

      Where did you get an idea like that? demanded Dorcas. Next thing you’ll be telling me we’ll be requiring dogs to be leashed.

      I did wonder about that, admitted Lucy.

      I noticed you nodding off, said Dorcas. Try coffee, that’s what I do. I find a cup of coffee after dinner enables me to stay sharp in the evening, which is when I usually handle my correspondence—which I might add, I write by hand, with a fountain pen.

      I’ll keep it in mind, said Lucy. So no action was taken on either issue?

      They were both tabled for a later meeting, admitted Dorcas. But I will be expecting to see a story in the paper about the school committee’s shortsighted and irresponsible decision to drop penmanship from the curriculum. . . .

      I’ll look into it and run it by Ted, said Lucy, ending the call just as the little bell on the door jangled, announcing Ted Stillings’s arrival.

      What are you going to run by me? asked Ted, bringing in a burst of cold air that made Phyllis, whose desk was by the door, shiver and pull the sides of her cardigan sweater together across her substantial chest. Ted was the chief reporter, editor, and publisher of the Pennysaver, which he owned. In other words, Ted was the boss.

      Hi, Ted, said Lucy, greeting him with a smile. I was talking to Dorcas Philpott. She says the school committee voted to drop penmanship from the curriculum and she’s worried that the kids won’t know how to write thank-you notes.

      That ship has sailed, declared Ted, hanging up his hat and coat. Pam says she never gets thank-you notes from any of our ungrateful nieces and nephews, and not from Tim, either, even though our son was brought up to write them, said Ted, picking up the bottle of eggnog and examining it. What’s this?

      It’s eggnog, Phyllis brought it, said Lucy.

      It was given to Wilf as a welcome present from the Real Beard Santa Club. He’s just joined and eggnog is the club’s official drink, said Phyllis.

      Doesn’t he want to drink it? asked Ted. Why is it here?

      Wilf would love to drink it, but I won’t let him, said Phyllis, who was reaching for the phone, which was ringing.

      Why can’t Wilf drink his eggnog? asked Ted.

      Because it’s fattening, said Lucy, and Phyllis made a deal that he can grow a real beard, even though she doesn’t much like beards, but she doesn’t want him to have a Santa-sized stomach.

      Oh, said Ted, studying the bottle with hungry eyes. Hearing the jangle on the door, he turned, smiling as Corney Clark breezed in. You’re just in time, Corney. I’m thinking about cracking open this eggnog. Will you join me? It’s officially Christmas, you know.

      Corney stopped in her tracks, recoiling from the bottle. I never touch the stuff. It might as well be poison!

      Ted looked crestfallen. What do you mean? It’s Christmas and eggnog is the traditional drink. He paused, thinking. I’ve actually got a bottle of whiskey in my desk—journalistic tradition, you know? I could doctor it up. . . .

      You’re mad! Take the most fattening drink in the history of the world and add more calories? Corney pulled off her knitted cap and shook out her blond hair, which she got cut and colored every six weeks at great expense in Portland. And I might add that the sun is not anywhere near the yard arm, much less over it!

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