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    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator
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    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator

    By Em Hook

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    Need a good clean joke? How about a fun tour of dad jokes? This book is sure to make you see a doctor because it's about to leave you in stitches! This book is full of puns, one-liners and the ever groaning, eye-rolling laughter of a dad joke!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 21, 2022
    ISBN9781387462780
    Jokes With Em: From inside this elevator

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      Book preview

      Jokes With Em - Em Hook

      Jokes witH Em

      From within this elevator

      This is where most of the magic happens. As soon as the doors shut, my captive audience, my neighbors, are regaled with one ridiculous joke, creating the infamous, Jokes With Em.

      Forward and Acknowledgements:

      This is to say thank you to all my wonderful family, friends, students, and patients, who have listened to these over the years. Thank you for all the effort and commitment to this cause.

      A special thanks to my own father, who created this fun world of exchanging dad jokes back and forth. A special thanks to my mother, partner, my bestie, my sister, and her hubs, for sitting there with rolling eyes and snickers.

      These are not all written by me, they are only passed down to us over time or collected from many outside sources. Many have been heard through the years. They aren’t in any particular order, and it’s not every joke I know or have heard, but hey, that’s what the next edition is for!

      Feel free to contact me and share more for the next edition and follow @goldenroosterandrat on TikTok for more hilarity.

      As always, a big thanks to you for spending the effort of reading through these. May they help your endeavors along the way or at leas make you

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