The Case of the Fighting Soldier: A Ludovic Travers Mystery
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What was I to be this time? A Commandant again of a Prisoner of War Camp? Was I to get a sedentary job at the War Office itself, and begin the slow process of fossilisation? Was I due for some wholly new job of which the rank and file had never even heard? As it turned out, I most certainly was.
Ludovic Travers reports to room 299
Christopher Bush
Christopher Bush is a debut author of ‘Jake’s Lunchbox Surprise’, alongside being a primary school teacher with a passion for sparking children’s creative instincts. His fun-filled experiences with his cheeky, mischievous and most of all, brilliant children have inspired his first children’s book. Chris hopes to bring as big a smile to children’s faces, as much as they have to his.
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The Case of the Fighting Soldier - Christopher Bush
INTRODUCTION
A Mystery Writer Goes to War
Christopher Bush and British Detective Fiction’s Fight against Hitler
After the Francophile Christopher Bush completed his series sleuth Ludovic Ludo
Travers’ nostalgic little tour of France (soon to be tragically overrun and scourged by Hitler’s remorseless legions) in the pair of detective novels The Case of the Flying Donkey (1939) and The Case of the Climbing Rat (1940), the author published a trilogy of Ludo Travers mysteries drawing directly on his own recent experience in British military service: The Case of the Murdered Major (1941), The Case of the Kidnapped Colonel (1942) and The Case of the Fighting Soldier (1942). Together this accomplished trio of novels constitutes arguably the most notable series of wartime detective fiction (as opposed to thrillers) published in Britain during the Second World War. There are, to be sure, other interesting examples of this conflict-focused crime writing by true detective novelists, such as Gladys Mitchell’s Brazen Tongue (1940, depicting the period of the so-called Phoney War
), G.D.H. Cole’s Murder at the Munition Works (1940, primarily concerned with wartime labor-management relations), John Rhode’s They Watched by Night (1941), Night Exercise (1942) and The Fourth Bomb (1942), Miles Burton’s Up the Garden Path (1941), Dead Stop (1943), Murder, M.D. (1943) and Four-Ply Yarn (1944), John Dickson Carr’s Murder in the Submarine Zone (1940) and She Died a Lady (1943), Belton Cobb’s Home Guard Mystery (1941), Margaret Cole’s Knife in the Dark (1941), Ngaio Marsh’s Colour Scheme (1943) and Died in the Wool (1945) (both set in wartime New Zealand), Christianna Brand’s Green for Danger (1944), Freeman Wills Crofts’s Enemy Unseen (1945) and Clifford Witting’s Subject: Murder (1945). Yet Bush’s three books seem the most informed by actual martial experience.
Like his Detection Club colleague Cecil John Charles Street (who published mysteries as both John Rhode and Miles Burton), Christopher Bush was a distinguished veteran of the First World War (though unlike Street his service seems to have consisted of administration rather than fighting in the field) who returned to active service during the second, even more globally catastrophic, show
(as Bush termed it), albeit fairly briefly. 53 years old at the time of the German invasion of Poland and Britain’s resultant entry into hostilities, Bush helped administer prisoner of war and alien internment camps, initially, it appears, at Camp No 22 (Pennylands) in Ayrshire, Scotland and Camp No 9 at Southampton, at the latter location as Adjutant Quartermaster.
In February 1940, Bush, now promoted from 2nd Lieutenant to Captain, received his final, and most controversial, commission: that of Adjutant Commandant at a prisoner-of-war and alien internment camp established in the second week of the war at the recently evacuated Taunton’s School in Highfield, a suburb of Southampton. Throughout the United Kingdom 27,000 refugees and immigrants from Germany, Austria and Italy (after the latter country declared war on Britain in June 1940) were interned in camps like the one in Highfield. Bournemouth refugee Fritz Engel--a Jewish Austrian dentist who in May 1940, after Winston Churchill became Prime Minister and inaugurated his infamous Collar the lot!
internment policy, was interned at the Highfield camp--direly recalled the brief time he spent there, before he was transferred to a larger camp on the Isle of Man, for possible shipment overseas. I was first taken into Southampton into a building belonging to Taunton’s School,
he wrote in a bracing unpublished memoir, already surrounded by electrically loaded barbed wire. . . .
(See Tony Kushner and Katharine Knox, Refugees in an Age of Genocide: Global, National and Local Perspectives during the Twentieth Century, 1999.)
Similarly, Desider Furst, another interned refugee Austrian Jewish dentist, wrote in his autobiography, Home is Somewhere Else: [Our bus] stopped in front of a large building, a school, and the bus was surrounded by young soldiers with fixed bayonets. We had become prisoners. A large hall was turned into a dormitory, and we were each issued a blanket. The room was already fairly crowded. . . . We were fed irregularly with tea and sandwiches, and nobody bothered us. We were not even counted. I had the feeling that it was a dream or bad joke that would end soon.
He was wrong, however: After two days we were each given a paper bag with some food and put onto a train [to Liverpool] under military escort. The episode was turning serious; we were regarded as potential enemies.
Soon finding its way in one of Bush’s detective novels was this highly topical setting, prudently shorn by the author of the problematic matter of alien refugee internment. (Churchill’s policy became unpopular in the UK and was modified after the Arandora Star, an internee ship bound for Canada, was torpedoed by the Germans on July 2, 1940, leading to the deaths of nearly 1000 people on board, a tragic and needless event to which Margaret Cole darkly alludes in her pro-refugee wartime mystery Knife in the Dark.) All of Bush’s wartime Travers trilogy mysteries were favorably received in Britain (though they were not published in the U.S.), British crime fiction critics deeming their verisimilitude impressive indeed. Great is the gain to any tale when the author is able to provide a novel and interesting environment described with evident knowledge,
pronounced Bush’s Detection Club colleague E.R. Punshon in his review of one of these novels, The Case of the Murdered Major, in the Manchester Guardian.
For his part Christopher Bush in August 1940 was granted, after his promotion to to the rank of Major, indefinite release from service on medical grounds, giving him time to return full throttle to the writing of detective fiction. Although only one Ludovic Travers mystery appeared in 1940, the year the author was enmeshed in administrative affairs at Highfield, Bush published seven more Travers mysteries between 1941 and 1945, as well as four war thrillers attributed to Michael Home,
the pseudonym under which he had written mainstream fiction in the 1930s. Bush was back in the saddle--the mystery writer’s saddle--again.
The Case of the Fighting Soldier (1942)
Christopher Bush’s The Case of the Fighting Soldier opens in October 1941 (about six months after the events detailed in the previous Ludovic Travers detective novel, The Case of the Kidnapped Colonel), with Ludo learning that the military is transferring him yet again, this time to No. 5 School for Instructors of Home Guard at rugged Peakridge in Derbyshire, where he is to serve on the lecturing staff and likely as second-in-command. For this latest turn of events in Ludo’s hectic wartime life the author was able to draw on his own experience during the First World War as a bombing instructor at the Royal Naval Air Service Station at Felixstowe, Suffolk.
While the setting of Soldier heavily relies on Bush’s previous experience at a military training station, the dramatic underpinning of the novel--the final installment in the Ludo Travers military mystery trilogy--concerns the current-day rivalries and resentments between so-called Regular
(full-time professional soldiers) and Not-So-Regular
members of the army. We learn that many of the surviving British volunteers in the International Brigades, which fought for the Republican, or anti-fascist, cause in the Spanish Civil War between 1936 and 1938, are employed as Home Guard instructors, owing to their knowledge of anti-tank warfare and devices, and of guerilla tactics.
Yet the Regulars--the products of the Staff College
--condescendingly regard these Not-So-Regular
veterans of that Spanish sideshow
with the mere tolerance and mild amusement that one gives to crude but enthusiastic amateurs who have the additional demerit of not being pukka [aka genuine].
Enmity predictably ensues.
At No. 5 School at Peakridge the Spanish veterans, who form their own faction of sorts, are two in number. The first man is Mr. Ferris, aka Ferrova (he claims a Spanish father and an English mother), of whom Superintendent George Wharton of Scotland Yard, a self-professed democrat who is acquainted with Ferris, admiringly pronounces, He was one of those who didn’t spend his time hollering about liberty; he went off to Spain to fight for it.
The second man is Captain Mortar, a brash mercenary who boastfully styles himself a fighting soldier,
on account of his vast experience in a variety of shows
—the Great War, the Spanish Civil War and conflicts in Bolivia and Mexico. (He is said to have cursed like hell because he couldn’t be in South America and Abyssinia at the same time.
)
When Captain Mortar winds up rather graphically dead, practically disintegrated
by a terrible explosion in his room (a drawing of the slain man’s severed arm is included in the text), there is no shortage of suspects in what proves to have been a most cunning murder, for the self-professed fighting soldier
antagonized most of the people at No. 5 School. Superintendent Wharton arrives on the scene, after some strings are pulled at Travers’ prompting, to investigate the crime, but Ludo acquits himself more impressively at detection in this outing than in his two previous ones, making a key deduction by drawing on his considerable capacity for deciphering crossword clues.
Of Wharton we learn that he is a follower of Georges Simenon’s hyper-realistic tales of policeman Jules Maigret, which were then enjoying their first boomlet of popularity in England. Inspector Maigret, Travers divulges, was the only detective of fiction about whose quiet exploits George had frankly confessed he liked to read. And no wonder. Physically the two seemed the spit of each other, and each was a product of the same hard school and imbued with what I might call the depths of domesticity.
George appears at the camp in the guise of one Captain Wharton,
a new instructor (like Travers, Wharton is a veteran of the Great War), announcing that he plans to get this school into my skin
—an ambition which prompts Ludo to liken Wharton to the fictional Maigret, who famously solves cases by absorbing atmosphere. Wharton is duly outraged that his friend would make such a comparison, when it is, he, Wharton, who first set the example for the fictional Maigret:
Maigret, my foot!
Wharton snorted. I was working that line and wearing out my flat feet long before Maigret was thought of. Maigret be damned!
Right-ho, George,
I said. We’ll consider him damned.
In the years since the publication of The Case of the Fighting Soldier, the fame of Inspector Maigret impressively waxed, to be sure, while that of Travers and Wharton undeniably waned. Yet happily Bush’s great detective duo has been issued a reprieve from sleuthing purgatory by Dean Street Press, allowing their entertaining and intriguing exploits to be enjoyed yet again by a new generation of detection devotees.
Curtis Evans
Chapter I
On a certain morning of October, 1941, I was rung up in my office by Command. A relief was coming that morning to take over the camp from me, and I was to report at the War Office two days later. The War Office, I was assured, would communicate with me direct as to the exact time.
I was not in the least surprised, for I had known for some weeks that my camp, as then constituted, was on its last legs, and that some of us were due for a change. This is a funny war for what one might call chopping and changing. All the trains are full of troops who seem to be going somewhere new, and on the roads you see convoys who are changing areas. Maybe the War Office has inveigled recruits by assuring them that if they join the Army they will see, not the world, but England. Maybe there was all this scurrying about in the Great War, though most of it was in scurrying to France and then being lucky enough to be able to scurry back again. Now there is no France to scurry to, so the bright lads at the War House have to do the best they can.
The War Office duly sent an urgent postal telegram to the effect that I was to report at Room 299 at fourteen hours on the Thursday. That gave me ample time to initiate my successor, pack my few belongings, and get into touch with my wife and George Wharton. Bernice said she could get at least one night off from the hospital, since bombing had temporarily ceased, but George was not at the Yard, so I left him a message.
Just before two o’clock on that Thursday afternoon I was once more entering the vast annexe to the War House. The last time I was there I was in a state of mild trepidation, but now I was inured to change and anticipating with a cynical indifference the fate in store for me. What was I to be this time? A Commandant again of a Prisoner of War Camp? In charge of a camp of Italian prisoners working on the land? Was I to get a sedentary job at the War House itself, and begin the slow process of fossilisation? Was I due for some wholly new job of which the rank and file had never even heard? As it turned out, I most certainly was.
The youngish major who interviewed me was not a bad fellow, though his chest was unadorned by ribbons, even of the Coronation variety. He did the usual fingering of papers and documents while he was talking, as if to dissociate himself from things and to let me tactfully know that both he and I were in the hands of some Higher and vastly Inscrutable Providence.
We want you to take up an appointment at Peak-ridge,
he said, and waited to observe my reactions.
That’s Derbyshire, isn’t it?
I said.
Oh, yes,
he told me briskly.
But I’ve just come from there,
I protested mildly, and was quickly wondering how I could add that my orders might have been sent direct to my old camp, and the taxpayer saved a certain expense. He frowned slightly.
Surely that’s all to the good, I mean, if you know the country and all that.
Then he was going hastily on with his little piece. The official title of the place is, No. 5 School for Instructors of Home Guard. There’ve been only two schools in the country hitherto, but this is something quite new. It’s a fortnight’s Course, for one thing, as against a week at the old schools.
I’m afraid a slightly cynical smile accompanied my question.
What do I become exactly? An administrative officer to the Home Guard?
Oh, no no,
he hastened to reassure me. You’ll be one of the lecturing staff and probably second-in-command.
Thereupon he told me things which I knew perhaps far better than he did. The Home Guard—then the Local Defence Volunteers—had been called into being after Dunkirk to meet the imminent threat of invasion. Slowly it had become better armed and equipped, and now it actually had, in many cases, weapons superior to those of the Regular Forces. What the Home Guard now needed therefore was skilled instruction in those weapons and in the very latest methods of attack and defence, and since the paper strength of the Home Guard was in the region of two million, an enormous number of trained instructors were needed. Hence the new schools, Peakridge among them.
The camp had been specially built and sited. It was a hutted one, and would accommodate the large resident personnel and two hundred and fifty students. These would be drawn from all ranks of the Home Guard, and liberal out-of-pocket compensations would be given and the Course itself made attractive so as to ensure full and steady support. There was a magnificent central lecture and cinema hall combined, and Peakridge had been chosen because it was handy for the industrial North and Midlands, and because the very sterile and hilly nature of the land made magnificent country for bombing, detonating, and guerrilla work. The main line station was two miles from the camp, and that, he seemed to think, was the perfect distance. One Course would follow hard on the heels of another, and after every two Courses the staff would get six days’ leave. I tried to appear suitably gratified when he told me that.
But what is my exact job?
I asked him.
You lecture on Administration,
he said. Heaps of Company and other Commanders don’t seem to be able to get the hang of the administrative side, which is becoming very important.
I had had quite a lot to do with the Home Guard at my old camp; and could have made quite a pertinent comment, which was that if the paper work demanded by the War House could drive to desperation and despair an old hand like me, then no wonder the Home Guard were often at their wits’ end. My new job might be summarised by saying that among the blind, I, the one-eyed, was to be king.
But I was being handed a sheaf of papers, and most of them I knew at a glance for Army Council Instructions.
These are all the A.C.I.s that refer to the Home Guard,
my major was saying. What we want you to do, Major Travers, is to boil them down in any way you like into about two lectures of about an hour each but not more than three. That will be a matter of arrangement between you and your Commandant, Colonel Topman.
Very good,
I said. And when do I report at the school?
Saturday—the day after to-morrow,
he said. I have your railway warrant and everything here.
Good,
I said. That gives me a tiny spot of leave. I’m due for seven days, by the way.
He shook his head with a nice mixture of reproof and consolation.
I’m afraid you won’t get much leave. When you report on Saturday, you’re supposed to bring with you typewritten copies in triplicate of the actual lectures you propose to give.
I thought there must be a catch somewhere,
I said with a deliberate ruefulness, but inwardly I was not in the least perturbed. I’m a pretty fast worker for one thing, and I knew where to put my hand on a super stenographer, and I was doubly damned if I was going to let the War Office hog the first hours of leave I had had for three months.
What’s the staff like?
I ventured to ask him.
Pretty good,
he said. A mixed lot, of course. A sprinkling of Regulars, and some Not-so-Regular.
He gave me a queer look as he said that, and then was hastily going on. Of course one needs all sorts in a job like that.
And what’s my category?
I asked him, with a fine pretence at jocularity. Regular, or Not-so-Regular?
You’re—well, you’re quite different,
he said, and blushed a bit confusedly. I mean, we have both your records—your Service and civilian ones. That’s really why you were picked out for a likely second-in-command.
I don’t want to be prolix about all these preliminaries to my arrival at Peakridge, so I’ll say that as far as the War House was concerned, that was that. As for the remark that the staff would consist of Regular Officers and those Not-so-Regular, I knew far more about that than my young friend had imagined when he had allowed his own feelings in the matter to be clearly read from his look. Whispers, for instance, had got abroad that in Home Guard schools there had been antagonisms between the two classes he had mentioned, and I had often wondered what truth there had been behind the rumour. Volunteers in the Spanish War, for instance, had been considerably employed, owing to their knowledge of anti-tank warfare and devices, and of guerrilla tactics. It was said that the products of the Staff College regarded these with the tolerance and mild amusement that one quietly gives to crude but enthusiastic amateurs who have the additional demerit of not being pukka. You will notice that I express no personal opinion but merely acknowledge having heard the rumours.
And if you are wondering why I have brought in the subject at all, let me say at once that what I have said is very relevant to the story I have to tell. Even before I actually reached Peakridge, rumour became something more than rumour. What I have only hinted at therefore, was something which was slowly to assume alarming, and even terrifying, proportions. After the tragedy it was to lie like a mist across the path of investigation. And since I am becoming cryptic, I will leave it at that, and let the story tell itself.
Until my wife arrived at the hotel that evening, I got down to an analysis of that bundle of A.C.I.s. Owing to a shortage of hospital staff she had to get back to duty in the middle of the morning, and I thereupon settled down with the stenographer to a compilation of the proposed lectures in spite of Bernice’s strict instructions that I was, in so many words, to make those lectures a War Office headache and not my own, and get out to the Park for a constitutional instead. The reason why I did not take Bernice too seriously was that I knew she was peevish at having missed the lunch which had been fixed up with George Wharton.
If you have never met George before, his personal appearance can be fixed on your mind in a very few words. He is tallish and rather bulky, but contrives to look neither. That is because of three things: the slight stoop which he affects, the vast weeping-willow moustache which he flaunts, and the patient, harried look which his eyes deceptively bear. Those are all part of his stock-in-trade. He regards it as all to the good that no man looks less like a Superintendent, and a senior one at that, of New Scotland Yard. What he loves to be taken for is a hawker of vacuum cleaners or an insurance agent, and preferably one down on his luck. Hence perhaps the aged bowler, the overcoat with the slightly frayed velvet collar, the antiquated spectacles in their disintegrating case, and the huge handkerchief with which he divests both mouth and moustache of the remnants of a meal.
As an actor, George is in the front rank, even if his showmanship is somewhat flamboyant. Flamboyant to me, that is, for I have learned through long association to see behind the repertoire of tricks and dodges. I can interpret his grunts, his derisive snortings, his affabilities, his hypocrisies and blandishments, and I can whiff his red herrings long before he has produced them from his pocket. That doesn’t mean that I regard George Wharton solely as an amiable old humbug. Those are the trappings of the man, donned for specific purposes. For the man beneath them I have an enormous affection; and for his talents, his prodigious memory and tenacity I have the profoundest and most envious admiration. In that I am at one with the Yard, one of whose unofficial experts I have long been, though I have often wondered why. At the Yard they smile when George’s name is mentioned, and he has never been known as anything but the old General,
but the smile is one of affection, martinet though he can be, and the nickname a comprehensive summary of what I have just told you.
George persists in regarding me, to my face at least, as the neophyte who joined him ten years ago, but somehow that never irritates me. He forces me to theorise so that he can pick what brains I have, and he bullies or wheedles me into courses of action which I loathe. He conceals information for his own purposes and assumes a tragic and mightily offended air when he considers that I have not spilled the whole of the beans. And the curious thing is that those are the things which make him so likeable. Once when he used to wax indignant, I used to be placatory; now I know he is staging something for his own or my benefit, and I enjoy the show. It is all part of a game. He knows that I see through him, but we both enjoy the pretence that he doesn’t.
George was standing lunch that Friday and we met outside a quiet little restaurant just off the Strand. It was some months since we had met, and we were glad to see each other and not ashamed to show it. But that didn’t last long, for he was soon trying to pull my leg.
Still kidding yourself you’re a soldier?
he said, peering at me over the tops of his antiquated spectacles, which he had donned for the purpose of reading the menu.
That’s right, George,
I said. And what particular fraud are you putting on the market at the moment?
He said he was still at the old game of separating the goat refugees from the sheep.