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Original Clichés
Original Clichés
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‘If Cliché is a democratically elected form of truth, then Rob Walker is sitting as an Independent and disrupting proceedings from the cross-benches. He’s been warned by the Speaker.’ – Mike Ladd (poet, founding presenter/producer of ABC RN’s Poetica)

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LanguageEnglish
Release dateApr 20, 2016
ISBN9781760411282
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Rob Walker

About the AuthorRob Walker is an Experienced Registered Yoga Teacher at the 500-hour level with the Yoga Alliance. He has studied yoga in India on three occasions and holds a fourth level of certification in Iyengar Yoga, a style he no longer subscribes to. Rob had a long and successful career in journalism in London and Canada before turning a passion for yoga into teaching twenty years ago. In 2001 he switched from writing on health care to owning yoga studios. His current focus and passion is training yoga teachers at his yoga college, helping them understand the principles and benefits of The New Yoga.

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    Original Clichés - Rob Walker

    Original Clichés

    Original Clichés

    Rob Walker

    Ginninderra Press

    Contents

    Copyright

    Dedication

    Dedication

    Epigraph

    Original Clichés

    Notes

    Acknowledgements

    Original Clichés

    ISBN 978 1 6041 128 2

    Copyright © text Rob Walker 2016

    Cover: Grandma Lyn and Rainbow by Amelia Walker


    All rights reserved. No part of this ebook may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the copyright holder. Requests for permission should be sent to the publisher at the address below.


    First published 2016 by

    Ginninderra Press

    PO Box 3461 Port Adelaide 5015 Australia

    www.ginninderrapress.com.au

    For all the dedicated English teachers of

    Cowandilla Primary (1958–65)

    and Plympton High (1966–70).

    No doubt they are all dead.

    May they rest in peace during their

    Eternal Long Service Leave.

    Thanks to journalist Chris Pash, who triggered the idea for this collection with his regular blog Cliché of the Week, which ran from 2010 to 2013.

    ‘Let’s have some new clichés.’

    Samuel Goldwyn


    ‘Only in art were there clichés; never in nature. There were no ordinary human beings. Everybody was born with surprise inside.’

    Jincy Willett, The Writing Class


    ‘The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.’

    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!


    ‘It is a cliché that most clichés are true, but then like most clichés, that cliché is untrue.’

    Stephen Fry


    Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.’

    Alan Bennett, The History Boys

    Original Clichés

    An accident waiting to happen


    purposeless and alienated, a coexisting anomie and ennui

    a concatenation of the unrelated I lurk on street corners

    planning the intersection of vehicles.


    delayed by traffic light whim or

    leaving home moments earlier you leave yourself

    vulnerable to my coordinate points.


    I am the hay bale awaiting synchronicity

    of temperature and humidity

    to interrupt a firefighter’s dinner.


    I am the thrown match which may peter out

    or destroy the entire national park,

    the oily rag in the shed.


    I am the outdated nuclear reactor

    behind the low seawall

    waiting for the plates to move.


    I am the occasional freight train,

    the unsignalled crossing,

    the sleepy motorist.


    I am the barely submerged snag in the murky river,

    the sharemarket software trigger

    programmed to sell sell sell.


    I am the scissors in the hand of the running child

    the gun in the glovebox,

    gathering ions in cumulonimbus

    above the golfer on the fairway,

    the jet engine’s

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