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    Lonely Stupid Idiot
    Lonely Stupid Idiot
    Lonely Stupid Idiot
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    Lonely Stupid Idiot

    By Jawad Nassar

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    A kid named Berkus is having a very hard time getting along at school. Berkus is called Lonely Stupid Idiot by all the other kids and teachers at his school. His only pal, who becomes his friend, is a former school bully named Mikey Hommard. Although he was tough in the past, he is a very big crybaby. Berkus and Mikey have lots of adventures together. And Berkus thinks his life can’t get any worse. But when the world is in danger of being destroyed by an evil president, it’s up to Lonely Stupid Idiot to save the day and keep the world safe.

    In this amazing story, there are multiple events that are sure to keep you entertained!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJawad Nassar
    Release dateAug 26, 2020
    ISBN9781005599775
    Lonely Stupid Idiot
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    Jawad Nassar

    Hi! I am a kid author named Jawad Nassar. I want to write a book series. I also want to become a programmer.My book series is called Lonely Stupid Idiot (it's amazing regardless of the name) and I have published one book on Smashwords.com! It will soon be available on OverDrive.

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      Book preview

      Lonely Stupid Idiot - Jawad Nassar

      Jawad Nassar

      Lonely Stupid Idiot

      A Very Unpopular Kid, With Only One Friend

      First published by Smashwords 2020

      Copyright © 2020 by Jawad Nassar

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise without written permission from the publisher. It is illegal to copy this book, post it to a website, or distribute it by any other means without permission.

      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

      Jawad Nassar asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

      Jawad Nassar has no responsibility for the persistence or accuracy of URLs for external or third-party Internet Websites referred to in this publication and does not guarantee that any content on such Websites is, or will remain, accurate or appropriate.

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      ISBN: 9781005599775

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      Thank you to Self-Publishing School, Chandler Bolt, Reedsy, Canva, and Smashwords for providing the materials that made this amazing book possible.

      To my wonderful readers: Sorry about that last cliffhanger. Well, no not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys.

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      Contents

      1. Introducing Myself

      2. Going to Therapy

      3. The Session

      4. Calling the Principal

      5. The Death of His Mother

      6. Running Like Fugitives

      7. The Decision

      8. Their Divorce

      9. The Yo Mama Smackdown

      10. Home Alone

      11. The News

      12. Arriving to a Nasty Surprise

      13. The All-Night Stay Up

      14. The Theft of Mom

      15. The Drive to the Headquarters

      16. We Save Mom

      17. Mom’s Weak Punishment

      18. The Noisy Protesting

      19. Discovering the Virus

      20. Mansion Destruction

      21. Mikey Leaves

      22. Hackers

      23. Occupied House

      24. Calling Anger

      25. The Escape Plan

      26. Getting Mikey

      27. Looking for the Hacker

      28. Hacker Finder

      29. A Weird Discovery

      30. Calling the Cops

      31. Channel 16

      32. The Beginning of the Chase

      33. Our Decision

      34. The Crazy Car Rescue

      35. Scared to Death

      36. The Truth About Everything

      1

      Introducing Myself

      Hi. Everybody, except for my parents, calls me L.S.I. It stands for Lonely Stupid Idiot.

      The reasons I got that name are obvious. I mean, they’re in the name! I’ll tell you the reasons: (1 because I’m lonely, (2 because I’m stupid, and (3 because I’m an idiot.

      Are you wondering why I’m all those things? Well, I’ll tell you.

      My real name is Berkus, but no one at school calls me that. Instead, they like to call me by my nickname, Lonely Stupid Idiot (L.S.I.), which is not

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