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    Skewed Rhymes
    Skewed Rhymes
    Skewed Rhymes
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    Skewed Rhymes

    By Gerrard Wilson

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    This eBook contains a selection of well-know nursery rhymes that I have given the once over, in my own unique Crazymad way. I hope you enjoy reading them.
    They’re nursery rhymes, Jim, but not as we know them!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateSep 18, 2015
    ISBN9781326424183
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      Skewed Rhymes - Gerrard Wilson

      Skewed Rhymes

      Skewed Rhymes

      Gerrard Wilson

      Skewed Rhymes

      Text copyright © 2015 Gerrard Wilson

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      be identified as the author of this work.

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      www.thecrazymadwriter.com

      This eBook contains a selection of well-know nursery rhymes that I have given the once over, in my own unique Crazymad way. I hope you enjoy reading them.

      Gerrard Wilson (The Crazymad Writer)

      They’re nursery rhymes, Jim,

      but not as we know them!

      Contents

      1. Jack and Jill

      2. Hickety Pickety my Black Hen

      3. Don’t be a Gadabout

      4. Mary had a ‘little’ Lamb

      5. Ring a Ring a Rosies

      6. Wee

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