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    Journey Under the Trailer
    Journey Under the Trailer
    Journey Under the Trailer
    Ebook98 pages37 minutes

    Journey Under the Trailer

    By M. Benjamin Woodall and Troy A. Woodall

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    Follow the expedition to the fantastic world under the trailer as a professor and his sniveling assistant investigate a malfunctioning air conditioning unit under control of the Great Red Dragon. Their quest to usurp control of the unit soon coalesces into an unbridled desire to control the journal as they and other characters they meet tell this humorous tale of adventure through their own log entries.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherM. Benjamin Woodall
    Release dateAug 10, 2019
    ISBN9780463721773
    Journey Under the Trailer
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    M. Benjamin Woodall

    M. Benjamin Woodall was born in Fort Lauderdale, Florida in 1972. He studied filmmaking at Columbia College Chicago and has worked in the independent film industry in the 1990s to 2000s as writer, script consultant, producer, and other roles. Mister Woodall is the author of Raiders of the Dawn, a young adult fantasy series, Archives of the Witch, a young adult paranormal romance series, and other works. Since Nov 2020 he has been host and producer of Pure Steam 2.0, a steampunk themed talk show which first aired on Youtube.Mister Woodall has held residence in many states in the U.S.A. He loves travel, books, and movies. As of this writing, M. Benjamin Woodall can be found in the Atlanta metro area with his wife and two boys, drinking coffee at his desk, working on his next novel.

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      Journey Under the Trailer - M. Benjamin Woodall

      by

      M. Benjamin Woodall

      Troy A. Woodall

      London’s Emo Kid Publishing

      Marietta, GA

      © 2018, M. Benjamin Woodall, Troy A. Woodall

      Fierce dragon clip art by Nirdia.com

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any means, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews, without the written permission from its publisher or authors.

      The characters portrayed are fictional. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

      These are the original, unedited journal entries recovered from the Assistant to Professor Jaydos Halloway. The name of his Assistant is hereby withheld pending investigation into the apparent outlandish dictation of the fated venture beneath a mobile home in Miami, Florida, to discover the reasons behind the mysterious malfunction of its air conditioning unit, which defied all known physical laws. The discrepancy in age of the Assistant to his historical birth records is currently being considered by the scientific community as due to some previously unknown time-dilation effect. The fantastic world presented within these pages has neither been confirmed nor denied to exist physically and is officially on record as being due to some unknown psychosis of both the Professor and Assistant, though the scepter, also recovered from the Assistant’s belongings, having technological abilities which cannot be explained, is under continued study by the National Scientific Institute. The reader is heretofore to use his or her own adjudication as to the validity of the claims presented in this work. The writings of two deranged lunatics, or the greatest scientific discovery of this century? Let the reader beware.

      CONTENTS (LOG ENTRIES)

      One – Four

      Five – Nine

      Ten – Fourteen

      Fifteen – Nineteen

      Twenty – Twenty-Four

      Twenty-Five – Twenty-Nine

      Thirty – Thirty-Four

      Thirty-Five – Thirty-Nine

      Forty – Forty-Four

      Forty-Five – Forty-Nine

      Fifty – Fifty-Four

      Fifty-Five – Fifty-Nine

      Sixty – Sixty-Four

      Sixty-Five – Sixty-Nine

      Seventy – Seventy-Four

      Seventy-Five – Seventy-Nine

      Eighty – Eighty-Four

      Eighty-Five – Eighty-Nine

      Ninety – Ninety-Four

      Ninety-Five – Ninety-Nine

      One Hundred

      Today’s date is August 24, 1991. After a lot of planning, my Assistant and I gather our supplies for the long journey ahead. Our goal is to find and observe the reason for error in the air conditioning unit of this mobile home. And so, without knowing what deadly perils may lie ahead, we begin our venture into the small but treacherous opening under the trailer.

      We make some distance under the trailer when we come to rest. Suddenly from my Assistant, I hear the scream, look out for the elephants, Professor! No sooner did I hear him, giant ants with what look like elephant people riding them appear out of the shadows and surround us.

      All are staring down at us. I pick up a nearby stick and hand the flashlight to my Assistant.

      Two elephant people grab me and my Assistant and throw us into bags—

      Today’s date is August 25, 1991, I think. I, the Assistant, have the

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