Astrosex: Sexual Secrets Revealed through the Stars

ARIES

MARCH 21 – APRIL 20

STAR STATS

Ruling planet MARS

Signature symbol THE RAM

Metal IRON

Stone RUBY

Color SCARLET

Where to find Aries At any sport’s venue, cruising the casino, or working out at the gym.

Hot date Aries adore action. Go to a cross-country rally, the nearest roller coaster ride, or adventure park. Or invite Aries to try a bungee jump!

Needs and desires Competitive, feisty, and impulsive, Aries needs to be the center of adoring attention. But a provocative lover is also a must.

Top turn-on Erotic fiction, oral sex in the car, and spontaneous sex outdoors.

Sex positions The Eagle

Potent Penetration

Sex toy Peaches, grapes, lickable juicy fruit.

Sex statistic 89 percent of Arians are competitive about their sexual performance.

WHAT TO EXPECT WITH ARIES

Feisty Aries is goal oriented and aggressive. Impulsive at worst and daredevil at best, this is one outgoing, impatient sign. Rams have to be first in everything. First to arrive on the date and first to orgasm. Arians want it all, now. Volatile and daring, their libidos are set to red alert and they love a sexual challenge.

PULLING THE STRINGS Assertive and strong-willed, Aries likes to take the lead in the bedroom, whether by direct action or by giving the orders.

Action-packed Arians are ruled by Mars, the god of war. And it’s not surprising that they are renowned for being pushy, feisty, and overconfident. This rubs off on their relationships, of course. If you can keep up with them—or at least keep them chasing after you—then they might find time to stop and get to know you better. The main problem is that they are so interested in themselves, what they are going to do tomorrow and how they are going to right all the wrongs in the world, that you have to accept you’re going to play second fiddle to this first violin.

SEX BOMBS

Rams pride themselves on being walking sex bombs. And they do make formidable lovers. Provocative and fiery in bed, they’re impulsive, charismatic romantics who want action and drama in all aspects of their life. Although they love to show off their sexual know-how, they won’t be particularly interested in whether they’re making the earth move for you too. However, if you’re assertive about your own sexual turn-ons, then they’ll rise to the occasion in true crusading style.

CHILD’S PLAY

For all their dramatic self-will, the ram is a child at heart. They need adventure, the space to express their temper, and a partner who is as independent and spirited as they are. If you’re an easy catch, they probably won’t even bother, and if you don’t enthuse about their latest crusade or the Harley Davidson bike parked up the road, they’ll be off in search of an equal. But if you can match up to them for courage, challenge, and personal freedom, they might just hang around with you rather than hang glide off into the sunset.

THE ARIES MAN

Aries is the first masculine sign of the zodiac, self-willed and warrior-like. He adores chasing, hunting, and being challenged. And if you let him get too close to you too soon, the chances are he’ll feel it’s all too easy, so why bother? The ram is motivated by desire. He lives and breathes it, rarely letting anything get in the way of his single-minded vision. And because he must be always on a quest, you’ll have to either be tantalizingly unavailable or give him a marathon-like run for his money. This macho, self-made man is often accused of egotism. He knows that his purpose in life is to prove to the world and to himself that he’s a hero and a sex god. He’s looking for an extraordinary woman who can be as independent and adoring as he is, who can keep up with all his appetites, and who will join in all those physical sports—like sex!

ARIES IN A NUTSHELL

KEYWORDS Irrepressible; impatient; fiery; driven; courageous; challenging; lusty; idealistic; insensitive

LIKES Freedom; competition; being in love; showing off; one-upmanship

DISLIKES Routine sex; not getting his or her way; wimps; being told to wait (for anything!)

THE ARIES WOMAN

Miss Aries is one determined heroine. This hot-headed, independent lady needs challenge and romance 24/7. When you do get hunted down by her, you’ll quickly realize that you’re in competition with her, both intellectually and in bed. But her greatest qualities shine through if you treat her as an equal. She’s sexy, romantic, self-willed, and vain. Give her bags of space, be as adventurous as she is, and you’ll have the opportunity to be with one very special and exciting woman.

In the battle of the sexes she aims to be one-up on her man

TRACKING DOWN YOUR ARIES

Fast-paced Arians aren’t the easiest of zodiac signs to track down. Their love of thrills and spills, adventure and action, means they won’t hang around in one place for long. But if you’re up for competition, sport, and risks, you might be lucky enough to get hunted out yourself.

Arians live life in the fast lane, so you’ll have to be quick off the mark if you want to attract their attention

Arians are always just in one big hurry everywhere they go. In fact, if they’re not racing fast cars or grabbing a coffee on the run, then they’ll be the ones elbowing their way to the head of a line, just to prove that they’re leader of the pack. Hard-working and energetic, they’re willing to take risks most people wouldn’t dream of, and are brilliant at inventing new ways of doing traditional things, whether in politics or business.

EXTREME SPORTS

The thing about Arians is that they prefer tracking you down. Although this is a highly sexed sign, Aries prefers to be chaste rather than chased. So it simply pays to be in the right environment, and with luck, you’ll have to make a run for it and let them hunt you out. Their innate love of action and adventure means they take to extreme sports like fish to water. If you’re prepared to be a daredevil bungee jumper, surfer, skydiver, or rock climber, then the chances are you’ll be desirable. You’re far more likely to find Aries hanging out in a fast-food diner than a six-course gourmet restaurant. They just don’t have the patience. Check out sports shops too. They love trying out all that sporty stuff.

MENTAL CHALLENGE

Not all Arians are up for physical competitiveness. There are many who adore intellectual challenges instead. They make great artists, philosophers, visionaries, and gurus. With their love of fighting on behalf of the underdog, you’ll also find them in top positions in the legal profession. In fact, they adore all the theater of the courtroom and will rise dynamically to the challenge of winning a legal case.

Outdoor-loving, active Arians are very rarely at home for long: they’d rather be jogging around the park, jumping on a bike, or tearing around town painting it red—Anything that satisfies their need for action, thrills, and fast-paced competition. Be one step ahead and the ram will be ready for a new challenge: you.

ARIES TOP TEN CAREERS

1   Headhunter

2   Company director

3   Barrister

4   Solicitor

5   Financial advisor

6   Sports teacher

7   Politician

8   Art director

9   Firefighter

10   Ambulance driver

PLACES TO LOOK

THE DANCE FLOOR

Fiery Aries can’t resist throwing themselves about in a nightclub. As long as they can lead the dance, you might find they lead you on to sexier things too.

SPORTY VENUES

Whether it’s a grand-prix race or a surfers’ beach, the ram loves action sports. Cheer at the checkered flag or ride the waves, and you might just get spotted.

POLITICAL DEBATES

Get down to your local public meetings and watch flamboyant Aries stirred into saving the town from oppressors and bureaucrats.

SANDWICH BARS

Watch for the ones who dive in and out quickly. Bump into them as if by chance, flash a sexy smile, and wait to be pursued.

favorite fantasy

Sex with a whole platoon of virile young soldiers does it for her. Fiery and insatiable Miss Aries just loves the idea of all those fit young men fighting for the chance to please her.

WHAT WORKS FOR HER

The ultimate huntress, the Aries woman just won’t take no for an answer. Romantic and feisty, she’s happy to sweep a man off his feet and is challenging and competitive in the bedroom. That’s why she’s looking for a lover who not only can match her for spirit but also respects her need for independence.

It’s the hunt and sexual conquest that turns the Aries woman on, just as much as all the steamy action. In fact, if she’s ignored or rejected, the ram is even more determined to have you. And she will. Fiery Aries thrives on challenging, adrenaline-racing relationships, with men who are equally hot-headed, impulsive, and potent. She’s looking for someone who accepts her need to be first in everything, whether it is first in the shower or the first to win a game of strip poker. When she says she wants sex now, she means now, not later. At parties she’s one of the biggest flirts around, and she’ll make the decision about which lucky contender is going to be blessed with her sexy company.

EXCITING

There are times when Aries can be a tad reckless, leaping into someone’s bed without caring if he’s already dating or attached. Ruled by impatient Mars, she needs her independence and also a man who’s a bit of a local hero and can make her sex life glamorous and stimulating. She needs the buzz of change and excitement, not routine.

You must be able to match her fire and drive between the sheets and be ready for sexy antics at a moment’s notice

HOW TO MAKE HER HORNY

The Aries woman’s prime astro-erogenous zone begins at the tip of her earlobes, extending all around her face, toward her eyes, and then up across her forehead. Traditionally, Aries rules the head, so start off by nibbling or gently biting her earlobes. Next tongue and caress her earlobes, push your tongue a little into her ear and then whisper your favorite erotic fantasy. Next trace your fingers across her face, along the lines of her cheeks and down her nose. Now you’ve got to speed things up a little, or she’ll get bored, so kneel or stand above her and rub your penis across her temples to give her a real adrenaline surge, and let the battle commence.

GOING UP? Have sex on the move to give your upwardly mobile lady ram a sensationally orgasmic liftoff.

COMPETITIVE URGE

Aries really thrives with a partner who’ll compete with her for who’s going to be on top in bed, or who just adores having pillowfights. Danger and excitement also contribute to her adrenaline surges. She’s likely to ask for sex at any moment of the day when the feeling comes over her. Slow, sensual foreplay isn’t for Aries. She just wants to get on with it and climax over and over again. It’s fast and feisty penetration that electrifies her the most. The more imaginative and challenging you are, the more aroused she’ll get.

OUT AND ABOUT

Sex in daylight is a real turn-on, especially if she pretends you’re a stranger she’s just met. Try public locations: on the airplane, in the shopping mall, anywhere that you can nearly make an exhibition of yourselves. The more likely you are to be caught, the better her orgasm. Aries is one of the connoisseurs of sex on the move. She’ll adore fondling your penis in the car when the traffic lights are red. Mirrors, saucy videos, and erotic movies are among her greatest turn-ons, and your ram will be in sexual nirvana watching herself having sex in front of a mirror, or sharing mutual masturbation while watching a porn movie.

THE EAGLE

Passionate about potent and powerful penetration, the Eagle position is perfect for the Aries woman. She loves to take the sexual initiative and the Eagle enables her to control the pace and be on top. You lie on the floor or bed and ask her to stand above and astride you. This initial visual stimulation will give you both a powerful adrenaline rush, setting the mood for the ram to dominate.

LET ARIES KNEEL ASTRIDE YOU, guiding you powerfully into her vagina. This means she can control the force and thrust of deep penetration and still feel in command.

FAST AND FABULOUS

Electrifying, demanding, and provocative, Aries loves to set the pace, to dominate, and to challenge. She prefers fast, hard stimulation to slow, sensual indulgence. And when she really gives her all, she turns into a real tigress. Talk dirty in her ear, your tongue licking her hard against her neck for instant arousal. Her quick responses and multiple orgasms mean she often won’t wait for you to come. And she won’t be slowed down by anybody.

Aries is secretly in need of sexual freedom, so she can resort to having sex for the sake of sex, and often sleeps around. Her biggest challenge is learning to accept that her man isn’t just a rival to be beaten on an intimate basis. She needs to learn to let go and at times let you take control so that she can liberate her vulnerable feminine soul, rather than merely act out the dominatrix. Don’t forget that Aries is passionate, erotic, and a secret romantic. An attention seeker, if she feels insecure she can get jealous. Most of all, love her for the moment. Don’t ask about commitment, and make sure you stay independent and very hard to catch. Sexual exclusivity is not in the Aries vocabulary, so don’t expect too much too soon. But match her for sexual potency, and she might just stick around for longer than she intended.

WALK OVER Whether literally or metaphorically, the Arian dominatrix is going to walk all over you.

HER TOP TURNOFFS

PREDATORS

She needs to act out the part of a huntress, not someone else’s prey.

GAMES

If you’re out to catch yourself a ram, don’t be sheepish! If you aren’t direct and honest, or don’t know how to ask for sex directly, then get out quick.

ORDINARY LIFESTYLE

If you’ve got one, don’t reveal it. Pretend to be a racing driver, but never say you’re an accountant. She needs to live on the wild side.

WIMPS

Weak willed or lazy? Forget it. And who needs a mother figure when you could have a warrior queen?

ROUTINE SEX

What more can I say?

AS SHE USES HER VAGINAL MUSCLES to caress your penis, she’ll feel dominant and powerful. Enjoy the fantastic sensations as she rotates her pelvic floor around you.

THE VISUAL STIMULATION IS INTENSE for both of you in this position, especially if she leans back. When you’re both ready to orgasm, caress her clitoris.

WHAT WORKS FOR HIM

This is one ramrod of a sign both physically and mentally. In fact, the Aries man is on a mission: he has a goal, and that’s to prove that he’s not only a hero, but also God’s gift to women. With an extraordinary libido and competitive sex drive, he needs an extraordinary woman to match.

He loves to change romantic tactics: be as passionate about the game of romance as he is

The Aries man is a bit of a male chauvinist. He’s also an idealist when it comes to himself and his perception of women. He’s the ultimate masculine hero: lusty and as feisty as the god of war—Mars himself—and that’s that. With so much self-interest, he does forget that women have feelings and are not all sex goddesses or princesses in the tower who need rescuing. Aries has trouble seeing the woman he’s with instead of the ideal of his dreams. Yet this exciting but rather emotionally blinkered rogue is challenging in bed, and most of all passionate about life. If you can match him for sexual stamina, and identify with that fire queen image he has of you, then you’ll have a true hero by your side.

WOLF IN RAM’S CLOTHING

One of the ram’s best qualities is his incredible desire for change and romance. He’s a sexual hunter, but he also likes elusive, uncatchable women. The paradox is, of course, how can you be both? Dress like a vamp, but be totally feminine. Flirt with his friends, but flatter him and boost his ego with the odd sexual innuendo. Most of all, be his equal and have your own life.

HOW TO MAKE HIM HORNY

They say Aries men have erections 70 percent of the time (and that includes when asleep), so it might come as a surprise to you that he’s pretty vulnerable in the sexual relationship department. This is because he’s not truly in touch with the sensual and emotional side of himself and is more concerned with living up to his macho image than worrying about his partner’s sexual needs. However, the ram’s astro-erogenous zone is centered around his head and face, and even if he’s impatient for penetration, keep him on red alert by tonguing his lips, face, and eyelids. Lick his cheeks, then kiss him deeply, tongue in throat. Whisper erotic fantasies in his ear, and sit astride his torso and push your pelvic floor hard against him, then move up over his face and let him lick your clitoris—he’ll be hotter than a fresh baguette!

favorite fantasy

Mr. Aries is the ultimate fantasy fanatic, indulging in naughty dreams of deflowering the virgin bride he meets at her wedding reception.

CASANOVA

Aries isn’t particularly known for being monogamous when young. He’s desperately trying to prove to himself and to everyone around him that he’s Mr. Potency. And he’s easily led astray by anyone who takes his fancy. In fact, his reputation as a bit of a Casanova ironically stems from his fear of getting too close, because his ideal woman hardly ever matches up to the reality, so he’s off to make another sexual conquest. In a way, Aries is eternally running away from himself. Emotionally vulnerable, he gets off on spontaneous sex, hard penetration, and quick orgasm because it means he doesn’t have to feel anything. The ram believes he’s the ultimate stud, and he’ll even play a part in a porno film for the turn-on, just to show off his penis power.

STANDING OVATION The spontaneous and risk-taking ram is always up for quickies in public locations where you might just get caught.

TAKING RISKS

Spontaneous seduction gives him instant adrenaline surges. He’s aroused by adventure, power, and danger tinged with the unknown. He’s turned on by a woman who takes the lead and then submits. So seduce him in a nearly public place when he least expects it and then let him take over. His sexual arousal is instant if you