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    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks: Origins of Idioms and Phrases
    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks: Origins of Idioms and Phrases
    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks: Origins of Idioms and Phrases
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    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks: Origins of Idioms and Phrases

    By Albert Jack

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    The fun and fascinating follow-up to the international bestseller Red Herrings and White Elephants  
     
    Why do people put their "skeletons in a closet," "have a hunch," "get the cold shoulder," "get dressed up to the nines," or "call a spade a spade?" These phrases are used every day, yet most people have little or no idea where most of them come from. In Black Sheep and Lame Ducks, Albert Jack takes readers on a journey through the curious- and often bizarre-origins of hundreds of their favorite idioms and expressions.  
     
    For example, "wearing your heart on your sleeve" comes from the Middle Ages, when a lady would "give her heart" in the form of a handkerchief pinned to the sleeve of a knight who was about to go into battle. And calling someone the "black sheep in the family" refers to a thousands- year-old belief that a black lamb in a flock was unpopular because its fleece was undyeable and therefore less valuable.  
     
    With Black Sheep and Lame Ducks, any language-lover can feel like a "Smart Aleck"-and also know exactly who that was. 
     
    Albert Jack has become something of a publishing phenomenon, clocking up millions of sales with his series of bestselling adventures tracing the fantastic stories behind everyday phrases (Red Herrings and White Elephants), the world's great mysteries (Loch Ness Monsters and Raining Frogs), food history (What Caesar did for My Salad, pub names (The Old Dog and Duck) and nursery rhymes (Pop Goes the Weasel).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlbert Jack Publishing
    Release dateSep 12, 2018
    ISBN9781981441280
    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks: Origins of Idioms and Phrases

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      I've been reading this on and off in the bathroom for a year or two now. It's interesting. A bunch of the phrases are either from out the US or I just haven't heard them used before, so I skipped those. Really this is the kind of "information" that make good conversation starters. Like when someone says, "Here's mud in your eye." and you say, "Did you know that phrase actually came from..." Then you sound all smart and women swoon, and guys think your a pretentious ass, or maybe just everybody thinks your a pretentious ass. Actually though, if people already know you (whether your an ass or not), they might actually think it's interesting stuff.

      Makes a great bathroom book because the entries are short.

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    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks - Albert Jack

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    Black Sheep and Lame Ducks

    The Origins Of Even More Phrases We Use Every Day

    (2017 Paperback)

    Copyright © August 2017 Albert Jack

    Editorial: Kate Parker

    Cover Design: Albert Jack

    All rights are reserved to the author. no part of this ebook may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

    This is largely a work of non-fiction although the author could not resist the temptation to be creative with historical detail wherever possible.

    Albert Jack Publishing

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    Dedication Page

    This book is dedicated to everyone who bought one of the books listed below and who therefore sent a shilling in my direction. Thank you very much.

    About the Author

    Albert Jack is a writer and historian. His first book, Red Herrings and White Elephants explored the origins of well-known idioms and phrases and became an international bestseller in 2004. It was serialised by the Sunday Times and remained in their bestseller list for sixteen straight months. He followed this up with a series of bestsellers including Shaggy Dogs and Black Sheep, Pop Goes the Weasel and What Caesar did for My Salad.

    Fascinated by discovering the truth behind the world’s great stories, Albert has become an expert in explaining the unexplained, enriching millions of dinner table conversations and ending bar room disputes the world over. He is now a veteran of hundreds of live television shows and thousands of radio programmes worldwide. Albert lives somewhere between Guildford in England and Cape Town in South Africa.

    Other Books By Albert Jack

    Red Herrings and White Elephants

    Shaggy Dogs and Black Sheep

    Phantom Hitchhikers

    Loch Ness Monsters and other Mysteries Solved

    Pop Goes the Weasel

    The Old Dog and Duck

    What Caesar did for My Salad

    Its a Wonderful Word

    Money for Old Rope Part 1

    The Jam: Sounds from the Street

    Want To Be a Writer? Then Do it Properly

    New World Order

    9/11 Conspiracy

    Rose Versus Thistle

    They Laughed at Galileo

    Word-of-mouth is crucial for any author to succeed. If you enjoyed the stories, please leave a review on the retailer's page. Even if it’s just a sentence or two. It would make all the difference and would be very much appreciated.

    Dedication

    This book is dedicated to the Fathers 4 Justice movement. There are far too many people who believe that to crowbar one loving parent out of their own children’s lives is either a good thing or acceptable. It never is.

    Albert Jack’s website is at

    www.albertjack.com

    Acknowledgements

    Thanks in the first place to Lance Rossouw and all the staff at the Gaborone Sun Hotel in Botswana who made my stay both enjoyable and productive. After all, that was where this book was written. Thanks too to many good people in Botswana for their warm welcome and hospitality, to Greg Powell in Cape Town, and to my sister Julie Willmott and her kids Sam and Faye for coming out and keeping me company for a while.

    Special thanks also to my agent Robert Smith for all the good work, Georgina Laycock, Ellie Smith and Andrew Henty at Penguin Books and my copy-editor Kate Parker. As usual, Peter Gordon has to get a mention, though I can’t think of any decent reason this time, and the same goes for Peter Patsalides, Paul Ryan, Tony Henderson, Joe Hobbs, Andy Ellis (for the website) and Martyn Long for the hangover that provided the initial inspiration for the two books.

    Then there are those that helped along the way: Philip Schofield, Fern Britton and the crew at ITV’s This Morning, Andy McDaniel and Denise Hance, Dee Muldoon, Paul March of Clintons (the lawyers), Dennis Hill and Olivia Hill.

    And, last but not least, I would like to thank all the enthusiastic readers of Red Herrings and White Elephants for their suggestions, especially John Davey, Bruce Wilson, Philomena Jacques, Henry Lally and Tom Fattorini. I received thousands of emails, far more than I could ever properly reply to, so please do accept my sincere thanks here rather than in person. I read and appreciated every one.

    Reading Instructions: Place beside toilet - open when seated.

    Introduction

    The expressions that litter the English language have long fascinated me. And I’m not alone in this. While researching my last book, Red Herrings and White Elephants, I began to think it might well prove popular, judging by the conversations I was having at the time. These conversations not only focused on idioms but, like most, were peppered with the strange expressions we all use every day without thinking. Now I had tuned in to them, they stuck out like a series of sore thumbs.

    I soon became notorious for my constant interruptions, wondering where a particular expression comes from and why we use it. This had the unfortunate side-effect of my not being invited to many dinner parties any more because if I was there the conversation tended to veer, often for hours, between why there should be ‘more than one way to skin a cat’ to discussing who was ‘dressed up to the nines’ or, if I was feeling brave enough, ‘looking like a dog’s dinner’.

    One of the first questions people always ask me is: ‘How do you go about researching the origins of all of those expressions?’ I am often tempted to reply that it takes months of painstaking cutting and pasting from the internet to produce a book like this. The research took a fair bit of time, it’s true, but it turned out to be the most rewarding part of the process.

    The hardest part was to think of a phrase in the first place. There are probably over two thousand idioms we all use on a regular basis and yet when you sit down and try to think up a few dozen, it is almost impossible. I have discovered that the best way is to consciously listen out for them. However, don’t try this at home. I haven’t had a conversation, read a book, or watched TV without a notebook to hand for over two years now.

    Researching this book, I have waded through thousands of bizarre treatises, reference books and English histories in many libraries. Most notably I have been lucky enough to have access to the libraries of the Houses of Commons and of Lords, which have provided many answers. And the material has come from many other unexpected places such as, for example, George Orwell’s social commentary Down and Out in Paris and London, which has inadvertently provided illuminating examples of some popular idioms in action (see, for instance, Sleep on a Clothes Line and Toe-rag).

    This time round I decided to research single words as well as phrases. And I was soon Mesmerized by the hashish-smoking Assassins, the activities of the Lynch Mob, what the Cakewalk was all about and what a Toady got up to. Along the way I discovered fascinating stories behind some good old expressions such as to Bell the Cat and Apply Morton’s Fork, which hopefully might now make a comeback. (See what you think.)

    As with Red Herrings the idea was not to provide a definitive English-language guide but to choose the words and phrases with the most interesting origins. That is why you won’t find expressions like ‘as tough as old boots’ or ‘as alike as two peas in a pod’ in here because the origins of these are obvious. But if you are hoping to Butter Someone Up after you have found yourself Drinking at the Last Chance Saloon, then try giving them a gift of Shaggy Dogs and Black Sheep. A Little Bird Tells Me that Before You Can Say Jack Robinson, you might just become the Bee’s Knees once more.

    Albert Jack, Cape Town, July 2005

    www.albertjack.com

    Money (or the Lack of It)

    To Blackmail somebody is to demand money by threats, usually to expose secrets. This word originated from the Highlands of Scotland in the 1600s. The ‘mail’ in blackmail is the old Scottish word for ‘rent’, usually spelt either maill or male, which in turn evolved from the Old Norse word mal, meaning ‘agreement’ or ‘contract’. In those days, tenants paid their rent in silver coins, which used to be known as ‘white money’, but in the 17th century the chiefs of the Highland clans began a protection racket threatening farmers and traders with violence if they didn’t pay to be protected from other clans. This informal tax, or additional rent, soon became known as ‘black money’ or ‘black rent’, being the opposite of white rent. Hence ‘blackmail’ became part of the English language as a word used to describe the practice of obtaining money by threat of violence. Those unable to pay would have their stock confiscated and this would then be sold on the Black Market.

    There is another suggestion for origin of the expression Black Market. Centuries earlier, in medieval England, mercenaries and freelancers would travel the country and sell their fighting skills to the lords and noblemen who were raising armies. They were hardened soldiers who lived rough for most of the time and, subjected to the elements and seldom polished, consequently their armour often oxidized into a blackish colour. These men became known as the Black Knights. Sometimes, at the local festivals, they would take part in jousting exhibitions and the victor would win his opponent’s weapons and armour. The Black Knights usually triumphed, but rather than carry around extra sets of armour, they would sell them locally on what became known as the ‘black market’. Take your pick, but I feel the Scottish origin is the most likely source.

    To be Dressed Up to the Nines means to be wearing our finest suit or evening gown. Some suggestions for the origin of this phrase lead us to tailoring and the belief that it takes nine yards of material to make the perfect three-piece suit. But that seemed a little bit weak to me, so I looked further and found most sources insist it began as ‘dressed up to the eyes’, which has been corrupted over the years. Still not convinced, I decided to work backwards and look for all the possible uses of the word ‘nine’, discovering a little gem in the process. In the precious metals industry, the finest gold and silver are never classified as 100 per cent pure, but as 99.99 per cent; hence the finest metals are known as ‘the nines’. It is my belief that ‘being dressed up in your nines’ means to be wearing your finest jewellery. Further evidence to support this theory lies in the archive of the Royal Gloucester, Berkshire and Wiltshire Regimental Museum in Salisbury. Queen Victoria’s favourite regiment was the Wiltshire (Duke of Edinburgh’s) 99th Foot. Stationed at Aldershot, they were always chosen to guard the Royal Pavilion in Brighton, consequently becoming known as ‘the Queen’s Pets’. The officers’ dress code included an unusual amount of gold lace on their uniforms; hence they were regarded as being ‘dressed up in their nines’ for royal duty.

    To be Taken to the Cleaners means you have been the victim of a con and, as a result, lost most or all of your money. During the 1800s, the expression ‘to be cleaned out’ was in regular use to explain a situation where a person had been ‘stripped clean’ or ‘cleaned’ of their possessions, either by fraud or as a result of gambling losses. The phrase changed slightly during the 20th century with the introduction of dry cleaners, and from then on any careless person could be ‘taken there’.

    To Apply Morton’s Fork is phrase that was used for centuries to describe a situation where a person has no choice whatsoever. Very few people know the expression these days as the American equivalent (see Catch-22) has largely replaced it, but it is about time it made a comeback and we started to use it again on this side of the pond. During the late 15th century (long before Joseph Heller wrote Catch-22) John Morton (1420-1500) was the Archbishop of Canterbury and a minister in Henry VII’s government. His job was to raise money for the king in the name of ‘loans’ from the English nobility, and he used what he called his ‘fork’ as a method of finding out if a person had spare money to lend the king . It went something like this: Morton claimed that if a person looked obviously rich, then they would have enough money to loan to the king. If, on the other hand, they appeared outwardly poor, then Morton reasoned they were not spending their wealth on themselves and were probably hiding something from him. Such folk must have money stashed away and therefore (you guessed it) would have enough hidden wealth to give money to King Henry. God help those who didn’t pay up.

    If something is offered for sale as Cheap at Half the Price it is being sold as a bargain. Many people have been baffled by this sales tactic, and with good reason too. ‘If it would be cheap at half of this price, then make it half of this price instead of suggesting it is expensive at this price, and then I might buy it,’ they might say. Some go even further and claim the phrase should be ‘cheap at twice the price’, meaning it would still be a bargain if the price were doubled. But all of that is to miss the point completely.

    During the Second World War, when basic items were hard to obtain and inflation was causing problems for everybody, many shops could charge whatever they liked for everyday goods such as food, clothing and toiletries. However, street traders and market stallholders were usually able to offer the same items for sale at half of the price listed in the major stores. This led to their advertising slogans and signboards offering goods cheaply and at ‘half of the price a buyer might expect to pay elsewhere’. We only need to re-word the phrase slightly to understand their meaning. ‘Being sold cheaply here at half the price you will pay anywhere else’ would have prevented any confusion in our understanding of the phrase today. But it doesn’t trip off the tongue in quite the same way, does it?

    A Skinflint is a miserly person, who has deep pockets and short arms. He, or she, doesn’t readily pay for anything if it can possibly be avoided. Skinflints are not poor people, they are just mean. In the old days, the term ‘to skin a flint’ was used to describe driving a hard bargain, or making a tight deal. Similar terms used to exist, such as the Latin phrase lana caprina (‘goat’s wool’) and ‘the fleece of an egg’. Goats don’t have wool, of course, and eggs have no fleece. Each are as meaningless as the skin of a flint (a flintstone has no skin), but of the three of them only the word ‘skinflint’ seems to have survived, meaning somebody who would gather and keep worthless items, yet be reluctant to let to of them (i.e. miserly).

    To call a person a Toe-rag is mildly offensive, although these days it is considered cheeky rather than insulting. The first recorded use dates back to 1875 and a book called Experiences of a Convict (1864) by J. F. Mortlock, who states: ‘Stockings are unknown, so some luxurious men wrapped round their feet a piece of old shirting, called, in language more expressive than elegant, a toe-rag.’ By ‘stockings’ Mortlock means ‘socks’, which had been a luxury that vagrants and tramps, for centuries prior to that, were unable to afford. Instead, to avoid the discomfort of wearing worn-out old boots next to their skin, they would tear strips of cloth from the tails of their old shirts and wrap them around their feet, in place of socks. Often these were the only item of clothing a person in this situation would ever wash. George Orwell brought this practice to wider public knowledge in Down and Out in Paris and London (1933): ‘Less than half the tramps actually bathed (I heard them say that hot water is weakening to the system, but they all washed their faces and feet, and the horrid greasy little clouts known as toe-rags which they bind around their toes.’ This was quickly picked up and used in cockney rhyming slang to describe a ‘slag’ (convict or lag). In the 1970s, the London-based police series The Sweeney regularly used the phrase ‘toe-rag’ to describe a trouble-maker. In fact, this popular programme often used rhyming slang throughout. Even the title derives from ‘Sweeney Todd (flying squad)’.

    The quaint old English expression That’s Just the Ticket means ‘just what I needed and at just the right time’. Some believe the phrase derives from a corruption of the French word étiquette. The idea is that the right way to proceed comes from ‘etiquette’, or the formal procedures and customs that ensure matters run smoothly. But there is another, more likely, suggestion dating back to before the Second World War when ‘meal tickets’ were handed out to the needy in exchange for essential items such as food and clothing. During and after the war, ration books were distributed and it is easy to imagine a shopkeeper exclaiming, ‘That’s the ticket!’

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