The Customer Isn't Always Right
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Retail employees are definitely not given the respect they deserve, nor do they feel as good about themselves and their profession as they should. There are many reasons for this, all of which are explored in The Customer Isnt Always Right.
The author has chosen a humorous approach to offset the seriousness of the material she has gathered from years of working in a retail store. The business represented went bankrupt due in large part to the fact the customer isnt always right.
Kathie Rodkey
Kathie Rodkey lives in Maryland. She has four children and 13 grandchildren. She worked for the University of Maryland for 30 years and retired in 1998. After babysitting the grandchildren for seven years, she worked part-time in retail. She has a keen interest in writing and is the author of two other books, Lucky 13: A Grandparent’s Guide and Free to Be Insane.
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The Customer Isn't Always Right - Kathie Rodkey
The
Customer
Isn’t
Always
Right
Kathie Rodkey
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Contents
DOES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SEEM FAMILIAR TO YOU?
CASHIER PROSTITUTES . . . OOPS, I MEAN CASHIER PRODUCTIVITY
I’LL HELP THE NEXT SCAMMER . . . I MEAN CUSTOMER
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
SERVICING THE CUSTOMERS
THE PSYCHO SHOPPERS
THE EMPLOYEES AREN’T ALWAYS RIGHT EITHER
SECURITY TO SHOES
NOT SO SECRET SHOPPERS
CUSTOMER COMMENDATION (YEAH, JUST ONE)
CHEAPSKATE OF THE YEAR AWARDS
CITATIONS FOR SPECIAL
CUSTOMERS
TRASH, TRASH AND MORE TRASH
THE TOP TEN LIST
LIQUIDATION
IN CLOSING (THE BOOK, NOT ANOTHER STORE)
DEDICATED TO EVERYONE
WHO HAS EVER WORKED IN RETAIL
DOES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SEEM FAMILIAR TO YOU?
Most people care about what might happen to the human race, unless they work in retail . . . . and then they don’t give a crap.
Some stores are actually referring to their customers as guests, which is very appropriate. Most house guests begin to stink after three days, but when guests are shopping they stink after less than an hour.
Are you a person who honestly believes that when you return $50 worth of merchandise for which you received a $10 gift coupon that you still deserve to keep the coupon?
Do you leave a pile of clothes on the floor and sneak out of the fitting room when there are no employees looking?
Are you able to return a pocketbook you have used for a year complete with ink stains, appointment cards, old raisins and gum stuck to the inside and with a straight face demand your money back because the strap is somewhat frayed?
Do you throw a temper tantrum when you have to walk an extra couple of feet to receive a discount card for free merchandise?
Do you return clothing with no tags attached, with wine and cake stains on them stinking of cigarette smoke, perfume or body odor and swear they were never worn?
Then this book was written just for you.
1.tifOn any given day, the retail environment is ripe with material for a television sitcom, part comedy and drama.
MS. DON’T MESS WITH ME represents the aggressive customers who slap, spit on or in other ways physically assault employees. During an early holiday opening, one so-called lady
hit an employee with her pocketbook while he was trying to unlock the store, thinking he was cutting in line to take advantage of first come, first served specials.
MR. NOT MY ZIP CODE represents the many paranoid customers who go ballistic when asked to divulge their zip codes to the cashiers for a survey by corporate to determine in what areas they needed additional stores. He complained he didn’t want to get any junk mail. The cashier tried not to laugh as she informed him that without the rest of his address it was not possible to send him anything. After all the drama and without blinking an eye, he paid for his purchase with a check which had all of his personal information on it. Of course, the paranoia is contagious and so the next customer in line also refused to give a zip code to the cashier.
Every day is like a three ring circus in retail. The manager is the ringmaster trying to cope with merchandise being stolen, ripped apart and left on the floor, employees calling off work or showing up late and inappropriately dressed and then taking long breaks and lunches, and customers either bringing food into the store or stealing it from the shelves and ruining merchandise with it. Then, just like under the big top, when the circus is over the cleanup begins . . . especially if the URINATOR or KAKA PERSON has been in the store.
THONG LADY personifies the many antics of senior shoppers. She leaves her shopping cart outside the restroom and a store employee mistakes it for a return cart. She throws a pair of thong underwear in it that she found shoved in a display toaster (that’s a story for another time). Later, when THONG LADY placed her merchandise on the counter, the cashier who dumped the underwear in her cart was on the register and deliberately held up the thong, asking her if she wanted it. She glanced at the skimpy red underwear for just a second and responded with great enthusiasm that she absolutely did.
This gives new meaning to the term personal shopper! Just imagine how much additional revenue the store could take in if employees added items to all of the shopping carts.
Most cashiers earn minimum wage and work harder than people making three times that amount. Aside from standing on their feet for seven hours a day they must keep their registers straight, customers happy and the managers’ content.
They also must deal with the following customer conspiracy. It’s either feast or famine on the register lines.
2.tifCashiers deserve more than what they make just for listening to Christmas music non-stop from Thanksgiving . . . no make that Halloween . . . to Christmas Eve.
3.tifTo add insult to injury, cashiers who make next to nothing yet process thousands of dollars in sales a day are terminated for being over or under in the register drawer a couple of times within a short timetable. People with Ph.D.’s in finance would be hard pressed to last one day as a cashier on a slow day, let alone on a busy weekend or during the holiday season.
Retail employees are definitely not given the respect they deserve, nor do they feel as good about themselves and their profession as they should. Even those who start out with the most upbeat, good natured, keep smiling attitude lose it after only a few months on the job. For example, new employees will enthusiastically cut coupons out of the paper and present them to customers at the register for additional money off their purchase, but very soon they are tearing them up or hiding them. The longer they are on the register, the more beat up and cynical they become due to mistreatment by customers, managers, fellow associates and corporate. It is not a good feeling to realize that every customer has to be perceived as a possible scammer but still needs to be treated with kid gloves according to the mandates of corporate.
People who are sick in bed are in a better mood than most retail employees on any given day.
When KAKA PERSON is in the store, it is always a bad day. An associate enters the fitting room to find that this customer has defecated in one of the stalls and has used a piece of merchandise to wipe herself. There is no full time cleaning crew in the store, so either a really loyal associate with a strong stomach or