Wolf's Tale: Memoir of a Man Named Wolf

Introduction

Someone once said that the world is not full of people, it is full of individuals, each with his or her own story, full of unique hopes and dreams, triumphs and failures. Demographic researchers estimate there have been approximately 100.8 billion people who have lived and died on our planet before us. That is a lot of stories.

It’s hard to think of a story that is not predicated on a particular time and place, as well as in the context of a specific backdrop of human affairs during that time and place. Even Once Upon a Time stories are, in fact, based on a specific time and the events that occurred or might have occurred during that time. When I think of life, my own and the lives of those around me, I can’t help but think about it philosophically.

On the occasions when we need to, or really want to know an individual more intimately, it’s pretty common to evaluate that person based on our personal, preconceived notion of who we think they should be, based largely on whatever social, racial, political, economic, or sexual group or groups we consider them to be part of. Furthermore, it’s fairly obvious that we all project ourselves, our personal beliefs, our interests, and our emotions onto those closest to us. This is why intimate relationships with family members and close friends are so challenging. Since we are all individuals, no one can possibly live up to the other’s expectations. These complicated experiences, combined with the complex world in which we live, are the stuff that make the stories of individuals so interesting.

This is the story of one man’s life in the context of the world he lives in, as told from his unique perspective. His story takes place over a specific period of modern time that reflects many changes in world events, cultural norms, styles, politics, and all of the things that had the potential to color and influence all of our lives. It is a story of how this man evolves, revealing all his personal dreams and motivations, as well as his shortcomings and flaws. In other words, this is a story of a relatively typical person, not a storybook hero or a tragic figure. It’s a collection of the stories that developed as he lived his life.

What may be unique about this man is that he tried his hand at so many things during his life, things that he thought were worth doing. Unlike Thurber’s Walter Mitty, the man in this story did not live his life vicariously through fantastic daydreams. While our main character certainly daydreamed frequently, and big daydreams at that, he dove into his daydreams like jumping off a cliff with an impulsive enthusiasm that many would call reckless. He seemed to subconsciously rely on the proverbial wings of fate, which he trusted would take him to wherever his destiny awaited.

The poet, Mary Oliver, concludes her beautiful poem, The Summer Day, with this question: Tell me what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? In fact, our main character didn’t really analyze his life’s choices all that much. He just lived each day enthusiastically, and that makes his story interesting.

Part I

The Boy

I once was a young boy

I had some toys

Like all little boys

I played at make believe

Chapter 1

The old man was sitting at his desk, preparing to write the story of his life. He was struggling with his memory though, having difficulty distinguishing between fact and fantasy – unsure about the embellishments of all the stories he had told over his life, where they began and where they ended. As his mind drifted, he reflected on this feeling that had been nagging him lately, that in the autumn of his life, things seemed so anti-climactic. Yet, he felt at peace, and he was certainly not unhappy. There was, however, a persistent notion that there was still more to be done, more to come. He guessed that writing this story must be that next thing.

Thinking back through the years, some parts of his life now seemed more like a movie, maybe one he might have watched, or a book he might have read. His time at the Catholic seminary in Santa Fe, the combat tours in Viet Nam and Thailand, the year he spent in Alaska trying to get work on the pipeline, the pirate period of his life in South Florida. Those events, and the people involved, were increasingly difficult to bring into focus. Then there was his time in the restaurant business, the bodybuilding competitions, his college degree, the real job career in computer science, the music, the fire department, the ranch and the winery. He had been married four times, and had a daughter. There was a lot to remember.

Yes, his life had been full of significant events and adventure, likely more than the average person, he thought. He felt compelled to write about his life. After all, people had often told him You should write a book about your life, didn’t they? So, here he was trying to recall if there was actually anything worth writing about. Perhaps it was best he could not recall all of the details after all. He would just add a little embellishment here, an exaggeration there, just like he had done in the past when telling his stories to friends. It would make the story that much more interesting he thought.

Chapter 2

I recall an observation that somebody famous once made regarding adventure. Maybe it was Sir Edmond Hillary. Adventure usually involved doing something unpleasant that you didn’t really want to be doing at the time, but was jolly good fun to recall to your friends when it was over.

I have never purposely pursued adventure for the sake of adventure. On the contrary, I consider myself to be a risk adverse, generally cautious person. I am, however, somewhat impulsive, which I suppose could lead to unexpected experiences that one might later call an adventure. I would like to think the goals that I set in my life were inspired, but then that would probably be an exaggeration. In fact, most of my experiences have been the result of spontaneous, impulsive ideas that quickly evolved into a vague notion of something I thought was worth doing. Before I took the time to think through the idea, I was typically well on my way toward just doing it.

When I was quite young, I once heard my mother tell one of my teachers that I was flighty. I mulled that assessment over and over in my head, but I honestly couldn’t figure out what she meant by that at the time. In retrospect, however, I suppose that this trait might have contributed to the relatively large number of things that I’ve tried to do in my life.

I suppose I have to admit that I am a bit of a ham. I also must confess that I crave attention, acceptance, and recognition. Perhaps it has something to do with growing up in a large family, where one has to compete for attention, or that I was the first-born and felt compelled to be the center of attention. Whatever the reason, I’ve often made decisions in my life simply to attract attention and gain admiration. Not particularly admirable, I know, but this candid introspection helps to unravel and explain some of the amazing twists and turns of my life.

My parents named me Wolf, Wolf O’Brian. I never thought to ask them why they decided to give me such an unusual name, perhaps because my brothers and sisters were also given rather uncommon names. Well, more so for me and my brothers. Our parents apparently thought that impressive, powerful animals would be a good source of names for the boys. My brothers were named Bear and Tiger. I guess I should be thankful they didn’t decide to name us Ichabod or Ebenezer. When my sisters were born, my parents thought flowers would be a more suitable source for feminine names, and so my sisters were named Violet and Daisy.

Our names just seemed normal to us as we grew up. At various stages of our lives we all suffered some level of ridicule because of these names, especially the boys, but I like to think that this helped us to build a strong personal character. Going through life with the name Wolf compels one to behave in a manner that lives up to the potential expectations that others have in a person with such a name. At least that’s what I chose to think.

Aristotle said, "Some kinds of animals burrow in the ground; others do not. Some animals are nocturnal, as the owl and the bat; others use the hours of daylight. There are tame animals and wild animals. Man and the mule are always tame; the leopard and the wolf are invariably wild." I think perhaps I was destined to live what many might think of as a relatively wild life.

Being the first born in my family, I considered it to be my God-given role to provide leadership to my siblings. Of course one has to rule with a firm hand in a large family, and I honed my leadership skills to a fine point with my brothers and sisters at a very young age. I felt that my mother encouraged this trait since she always exhorted me to watch over them and protect them, especially my sisters. I also imposed this leadership role on any cousins and neighborhood children who came within my reach. As a result of this early, mostly successful experience, I always assumed a leadership attitude in most of the things I have attempted to do in my life. I discovered very early that most people want to be led. Well, perhaps it’s just that most people allow themselves to be led.

Chapter 3

While I did not seek adventure for adventure’s sake, there was plenty of opportunity for a young boy to find adventure in the mid-west Ohio farm country where I grew up. Exploring the woods in the back of the family farm, building elaborate tunnels and forts from bales of hay in the old barn’s hay mow, or hunting for crawdads in the creek were all typical boyhood activities that filled our days back in the fifties. Building forts was one of the more alluring pursuits in those days. I recall getting a pretty good beating when a neighbor’s tractor fell into a hole that I and the gang had dug and then covered up to serve as an underground fort.

Starting a zoo was also a favorite pastime. Somebody would find an animal such as a salamander or a baby rabbit, and that would be the catalyst for getting the gang to go collect other specimens. The menagerie would always include creatures such as frogs, tadpoles, crawdads, garter snakes, and turtles. These were not hard to find where we lived. These would be augmented with a duck and a chicken borrowed from the farm, a cat or two, and Weezer, our beagle. We would set up all our exhibits, and then cajole our parents to come visit the zoo, trying to exact a small entrance fee of five cents. The parents were usually good natured about the game, but it would always end with them ordering us to let the poor creatures go. Life was simple. Life was good.

In those days, parents didn’t shuttle their children around to organized sports or swimming lessons or all those sorts of things that today’s parents are consumed with. In those days, you were shuttled out the back door after breakfast and told not to come in the house unless you had to use the bathroom or were called in for lunch. Kids made up their own games and entertainment.

Television started to become fairly common in American households when I was very young. I clearly remember my dad bringing home our first TV. It was a really big deal. We weren’t allowed to watch TV unless my mother or dad specifically allowed it to be turned on, which was usually in the evening when my parents wanted to watch Jack Paar or the Honeymooners. We kids were allowed to watch an hour or so of TV on Saturday morning. There were cartoons, which my dad happened to enjoy, but my favorite show of all was Tarzan Theater, Saturday morning at 7:00 am.

I loved Tarzan and wanted to be like him. After watching one of those movies, I would often make my way to the woods behind our house and pretend I was Tarzan. I would take off my shirt and pants, and run around the woods in my underwear, climbing trees and calling out, Simba, bundalo. Where Cheeta? Two days later, I would be covered from head to toe with blisters from Poison Ivy. My mother could not fathom how I could become so thoroughly stricken with this rash, and accused me of purposely rolling around in the plant. I learned quickly how to avoid the awful stuff.

My neighborhood gang consisted of my brother, my sister, occasional cousins, some neighbor girls, and Francesco. Francesco was the oldest son of Italian immigrants who lived about a half mile down the country road we lived on. I was probably 4 or 5 when Francesco and I first met.

Francesco didn’t speak much English then. His mother didn’t speak any English. His father, Vito, was a bartender who worked at night in a tavern down in Columbus. Vito was always sleeping during the day, so we had to play outside to ensure that it was quiet in their house. Francesco also had a bunch of sisters, who I would entertain by eating dog food out of giant sack, they kept for their equally giant Great Dane. Over time I learned to speak a tiny bit of Italian and Francesco learned English.

Francesco was the only boy in the immediate vicinity who was not a relative, so we developed a close friendship and spent a lot of time together. When we were 10 years old or so, he introduced me to another, older boy, Bobby, who lived another half mile further down the road from Francesco’s house. Bobby was a transplant from the city and he was cut from an entirely different mold from us. I think in those days he would have been considered a greaser, as opposed to a jock or a nerd. Francesco and I definitely fit into the nerd class, but even worse, we weren’t teenagers yet, and still worse, we were country hicks. That’s what Bobby said we were. He was probably 14, whereas Francesco and I were still just kids. From Bobby’s perspective we were at the lowest level in the social order.

Nevertheless, he would occasionally lower himself to socialize with us. After all, out there in farm country we were his only option. I am pretty sure that Francesco and I were looked upon as mere minions by the cool and domineering Bobby.

One summer night, when I was spending the night at Francesco’s house, Bobby showed up at the bedroom window. He tapped lightly on the window pane, scaring the shit out of us both. Francesco got out of bed and opened the window.

Get up and get dressed, Bobby whispered. I’ve got my old man’s car and we’re going to go cruising.

What’s that mean? I asked.

Don’t be a dork, Bobby hissed. Get your asses dressed and hurry up.

Not stopping, even for a moment, to consider the consequences of leaving the house in the middle of the night, through a bedroom window, we obediently complied. We quietly snuck through the yard and out through a back gate. There on the side of the road, as promised, was Bobby’s father’s brand new 1958 Ford Thunderbird, with a turquoise body and a white convertible top. Even 10-year-old kids knew that this was a very cool car. This cruising thing might be pretty cool.

We all got into the car. I was relegated to the back seat. Bobby manipulated some controls on the dashboard and the top of the car began to lift up and back into a forward compartment of the trunk. It was amazing! Bobby turned on the radio to the Wolfman Jack show. I knew Wolfman Jack was famous, but my parents never listened to him. With a name like Wolfman, I figured he had to be great. This was going to be a fun experience, I thought.

We’ve got to get some gas, Bobby said. My old man can’t know that we used any gas, so we’ll have to get some.

At age 10, I was not familiar with such matters, but I was sure that Bobby would know how and where to get gas. I wasn’t sure what he meant by his old man either. I wondered why he would have an old man and why this person would care about the gas. Neither Francesco nor I said anything. He drove off into the night. There was a moon high above providing a soft, pale light across the surrounding countryside. Although this was my very first experience with taking a cruise, I was sure that this was the perfect night for such a thing.

About a mile or so down the road, Bobby pulled over to the side of the road, turned off the headlights, and turned the ignition off. There was a driveway barely visible just ahead.

Come on, get out, Bobby called in a low voice as he opened the car door and headed toward the trunk.

Francesco immediately got out of the car. I sat there a moment, suddenly feeling a bit uneasy.

Hurry up, dork, Bobby hissed back at me, and keep quiet.

As I approached the back of the car, Bobby was handing Francesco a small gas can and a hose he had extracted from the trunk.

This guy’s got a truck that he keeps by the barn in back of the house. Fill this can up from that truck. If the house lights come on, head for the woods. I’ll have to take off.

I stood there in total confusion. I had been to the gas station with my dad. I knew how you got gas, so this didn’t compute. Was there a gas pump in the truck? What did he mean he would have to take off if the lights came on? Head for the woods? Suddenly our midnight cruise didn’t seem as attractive.

I don’t know what to do, I whined.

Francesco does. Just do what he tells you to do, Bobby replied impatiently.

I looked at Francesco, but he was already heading toward the driveway. He still hadn’t said anything since leaving his house. He was apparently just doing the master’s bidding. Maybe he had done this before.

We walked slowly up the drive, past the house and toward the silhouette of a barn that was beginning to emerge in the shadowed light of the moon. We found the truck, just as Bobby had predicted. So far, no lights. Francesco stopped next to the truck, put the can on the ground, and removed the truck’s external gas cap. He stuck the hose down into the gas tank and looked over to me. I was still confused and disoriented, and now I was beginning to feel a growing sense of foreboding. I had pretty much figured out what was about to happen.

He handed the hose to me, and whispered, You suck on the hose until gas comes out and then you stick the hose into the can.

What else could I do? I was merely a minion. I put the end of the hose in my mouth and sucked. It was just a moment later that I discovered what a bad idea this method of obtaining gas really was. I violently spit gasoline from my mouth, certain that I had just initiated my own death. I totally forgot the part where I was supposed to put the hose into the gas can. Francesco grabbed the hose from my hand and completed the clandestine process. I continued to spit and gasp for clean air, tears now streaming from my eyes. He pulled the hose from the truck, calmly replaced the truck’s gas cap, drained all the contents from the hose into the can, and replaced the can’s lid.

Let’s go, he whispered, and ran back toward the car.

I reflexively ran to join him, wondering if I would live long enough to make it back to the car. We reached the Thunderbird where Bobby took charge of the gas can and the rest of the fueling operation. I stood there in a wretched state of combined terror and misery, trying not to let Francesco, and especially Bobby, see that I was a cry baby, dorky, ten-year-old. Once the gas was in the car, the can and hose were returned to the trunk and we resumed our midnight cruise. They sat in the front laughing and punching each other’s arm in a conspiratorial manner. I sat quietly in the back seat wondering if I would ever have feeling in my mouth again.

Fortunately, the car was a convertible and the top was down. I’m certain that I would not have survived the closed space of a back seat given my gasoline saturated circumstance. As it was, the fresh night air helped me slowly recover my sensibilities and realize that I might not die after all, at least not imminently. I eventually also recovered my composure.

My mother would say, That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. Based on this experience, I felt that I was destined to become nearly superhuman over the years. She might also ask, If everyone else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you? Although at that young age, I wasn’t sure what an Empire State Building was, but I was pretty sure that it was probably not a good idea to jump off of it. My mother was the queen of cliché. She had one for every occasion. One of her most repeated sayings was live for today, for tomorrow you may die. I took that suggestion to heart throughout my life.

After hearing of this, however, Mother would simply advise me that Bobby was too old for me to associate with and a bad influence. She would probably be right. I could see the wisdom of that advice now. I decided right then and there that my midnight cruising days were over.

Chapter 4

I started taking piano lessons when I was around that same age. My dad played the piano, as did my Uncle Jim. When they played, we all listened and my mother would say complimentary things about their music. I wanted some of that admiration. I knew that our neighbor’s daughter, Marsha, was taking piano lessons. I convinced my mother to retain Marsha’s piano teacher so that I could begin receiving formal lessons.

I hated piano lessons. I soon discovered that the process is very structured and very boring, but even worse, the songs were stupid. My dad and my uncle played very exciting stuff and that’s what I wanted to do. As it turned out, I was lousy at learning how to read music, but I had a strong, inherent ability to play songs by ear. So I could mimic the assigned lessons after hearing my piano teacher, Cecil, play them. I struggled through the music exercises, but played the assigned songs perfectly.

Since getting attention and praise from my parents was my primary motivation, I decided that I would use my newly discovered skill to play something that I had heard my dad or uncle play. I arbitrarily chose a number that I had heard my uncle play many times, called Meditation. I asked Cecil if he could obtain the sheet music for this composition and he good naturedly brought it to me one afternoon. It was like the War and Peace of sheet music, consisting of five pages of notes that were several magnitudes of complexity above my piano lesson book. After the initial shock, I was not really that intimidated because I couldn’t read music anyway.

The day came when all of Cecil’s students were to perform in a recital. That was a very big deal to me because it provided an opportunity to get the attention of lots of people. I had never done anything like that in front of a whole room full of people. The song I was assigned to perform was called The Donkey Trail, or something dumb like that. Cecil made me practice and practice until I thought I would die of boredom. Secretly, I had been rehearsing Meditation, and on the big day, I thought I was ready to play this piece as an encore.

There was, in fact. no provision for doing encores in the kid recital. But I had seen Liberace do it on TV, so I knew how it was done. As it turned out, I was the last kid scheduled to play on the recital program. The big day came and we were all assembled in a school auditorium with what seemed like hundreds of families out in the audience sitting on folding chairs. Each kid performed his little, dumb kid number to polite applause. Then, it was my turn.

When I walked out on stage and saw all the people, I became instantly terrified. I hadn’t really considered the impact of so many people focused on me, expecting me to do something entertaining. I was more of a spontaneous performer. Okay, I was a show-off. No backing out now though. I sat at the piano and dutifully played my donkey song without any actual recollection of what I was doing. At the end I stood up and faced the audience, who were dutifully applauding, and beginning to make slight movements toward the table of cookies and drinks at the back of the room. From the corner of my eye, I saw Cecil coming out on the stage for some parting comments.

I turned around and sat back down on the piano bench, and put my hands in the ready position on the keyboard. I saw Cecil stop dead in his tracks, hands in mid-clap. The room had gone dead silent. My heart was beating as if it would burst from my chest, but I was determined to play the damn song. I started to play.

With Herculean effort, beyond the capabilities of any mortal nine-and-a-half-year-old boy, I focused my whole being on playing Meditation without making any mistakes. It takes about 10 minutes to complete this piece, and the ending includes a whole sheet of thirty-second notes played an octave apart. Did I mention that at age nine I had hands the size of dinner plates? Despite the odds, I completed the piece flawlessly. Well, let’s say I didn’t make any obvious mistakes that this audience would detect. I sat there on the bench. The room was still silent. Cecil was still standing on the stage as if he had become a statue. I had a moment of panic. Perhaps an encore at a kid recital was something that one just didn’t do.

Suddenly, the room erupted into loud applause of genuine admiration and, no doubt, amazement. Cecil ran up to me and grabbed my shoulder, bubbling over with agitated praise. I was in my glory. I turned around to take my bow and saw my mother and father moving toward the stage, big smiles on their faces. I jumped down off the stage to greet them and my mother hugged me. Then one of the most memorable moments of my life occurred. My father took my hand and shook it, saying, good job, Son. It was the first time he had ever shaken my hand and I could tell he was genuinely proud of me. The day had exceeded every expectation I had dared to daydream about.

Looking back, I’m sure that my parents thought they had a child prodigy on their hands. As it turned out, however, I didn’t play the piano again until I was in my fifties. I couldn’t face the prospect of more lessons. Perhaps that’s what my mother meant about being my being flighty. I’m pretty sure that this was among the first of many disappointments my parents experienced over me.

Chapter 5

I tell people that I grew up in a Leave It To Beaver family environment. If you are a Baby Boomer, you know that this refers to an iconic TV family known as the Cleavers who exemplified the idealized suburban family of the mid-20th century. Although my family lived in a rural setting, there were many aspects of the Cleavers that mirrored my memories of our family life. Dad went to work every day, Monday through Friday. Mother stayed home to keep the house and raise our large family. We all sat down to dinner as a family every evening. We all went to church every Sunday. On most summer days, my brothers and sisters and I joined the few kids who lived close by to play outdoors the entire day. As I got older, I had to work during the summer, often on the family farm. There were rules to be followed, manners to be minded, and lots of love. It was a good, wholesome life.

In a time when there were no computers, restricted TV, no cell phones, not much money for toys, and no such thing as parents ferrying their children to organized sports every day, kids were expected to entertain themselves. We were instructed to stay outside until called in for lunch or dinner. If a summer storm blew up, we were expected to play in the nearest garage or barn.

In the afternoon, on most hot summer days my mother would bring out a milk bottle full of Kool-Aid and a stack of Dixie Cups. We would all share this sugary treat with gratitude and delight. On some occasions, Mother would freeze the Kool-Aid in ice trays and serve the frozen cubes in colored aluminum cups. It was a big deal. Each kid had claim to their own color, which had been worked out in kid fashion over the years. God help the kid who grabbed a cup that was not their assigned color. My youngest brother had to use the yellow cup. Once, when we were on a family trip, he had to pee, but my dad didn’t want to stop, so my mother had him do it in the yellow cup. Need I say more?

While this kind of arrangement might sound like cruel and unusual punishment to future generations, the lifestyle was idyllic to those of us who lived it. We had freedom that would probably be considered close to neglect in present times. We all had bicycles which were necessary to travel the expansive distances to friends’ homes or to get to the little country store.

The country store was a good two miles from our home and was the only vestige of civilization in what seemed like a thousand miles. On the very rare occasion when somebody came into the possession of dime, a selected few would be chosen to accompany that person to the store to participate in the ritual consumption of candy and soda pop. With a dime, one could purchase a 16 ounce bottle of RC Cola, and a candy bar. Since candy bars were difficult to divide into suitable portions, something like Necco Wafers was usually selected because it consisted of lots of individual pieces of candy. This combination resulted in the ingestion of a substantial amount of glorious sugar. For us, it was not about quality. It was all about quantity.

Since having any money at all was quite rare, most of the daily wandering involved getting to somebody’s house, or exploring the country roads, or visiting the creek. The creek had a special allure that was irresistible to kids, but highly suspect to mothers. The creek was a place where you could hunt for crawdads, or fish for Bluegill, or catch tadpoles and frogs. There were hidden bends where little pools had formed that were quite suitable for swimming. The creek was a mysterious place, shrouded by trees and other vegetation. Wild animals of all kinds could be found along the creek, including raccoon, possum, muskrat, mink, and deer. It was easy to find turtles sunning themselves on logs in and along the creek.

The creek was also a place of potential danger, as our mothers would often warn us. They would tell us that there were snapping turtles that could bite a kid’s hand or foot off. There might be wild dogs with rabies, leaches in the water, snakes, and worst of all, hobos and bums. The definition of hobos and bums was a little vague to us kids, but our mothers described them as something akin to trolls. They might live under bridges, and God only knows what would happen if they caught you.

The default rule was, you could not go to the creek unless you told your mother that you wanted to go, that somebody was going to go with you, and you actually got permission to go. Permission came with an obligatory litany of warnings and prohibitions, including instructions not to park your bike along the road where it might get stolen.

Chapter 6

I woke up one summer morning to a blue sky filled with puffy white clouds, the kind that you can look at and imagine you see all kinds of shapes that remind you of other things. It was the day I had planned to go to the creek with Francesco to see an old metal boat that had washed up on the bank near the bridge where we always accessed the creek. He called me the night before to tell me that he and Bobby had discovered it. It sounded quite intriguing and I felt it demanded my personal inspection.

That night I asked my mother if I could go to the creek the next day and she gave a hesitant we’ll see response. I took that as a yes, but the final permission might require some cleaver manipulation. I told Francesco that it was a go and we set a time of around 10:00 am. I would ride my bike to his house and we would head for the creek from there.

When I got out of bed the next morning and got dressed, I made sure to be particularly polite and attentive to my mother. I asked if there was anything I could help her with. I did little helpful things around the kitchen like getting cereal for my youngest brother, helping to feed my baby sister, wiping her food encrusted face, and just generally being my most charming self.

At the appropriate moment, when I felt sure that Mother was in a good mood I asked, Oh by the way, can I go to the creek this morning with Francesco. We wanted to go fishing.

I could have won an Oscar for my affected nonchalance. She didn’t say anything for several moments, obviously weighing the options that only a mother can think of.

Finally she said, Yes, but you have to take your brother, Bear.

What? I thought, but had the good sense not to say it out loud. Good Grief! This could ruin everything, but this condition had caught me off guard and I couldn’t think of any convincing reason to object. My brother, Bear, and I were normally on good terms. He could be quite rebellious of my big brother authority at times, but all in all he was okay to play with. He could actually be useful at times for fetching things for me or doing other small favors.

OK, I said with as much cheer as I could muster, staring at him with a you better appreciate this look.

We went out to the garage to collect fishing gear and our bikes. We had to make a detour to the septic system’s leach field out behind the house to dig up some earthworms for bait. This was easy work since the ground was always soft and full of worms. The worms were secured in a glass jar.

We peddled down the country road to Francesco’s house. He was nowhere in sight so that meant we had to go through the front gate and across the yard, fending off the gauntlet of dogs that always roamed their property. The German Shepard was the scariest, with all his ferocious snarling and snapping. You couldn’t turn your back on him or you’d lose a piece of your ass. Ironically, the dog that did the most damage was the very friendly Great Dane. While you backed up toward the house, keeping your eye on the Shepard, the Great Dane would come up behind you in eager greeting, simulating a good hard spanking with his whipping tail. Joining in the mayhem were various smaller dogs, all barking furiously and nipping at your heels. While all of this chaos was common when visiting Francesco, it was no less terrifying.

Before we reached the house, Francesco came out and yelled at the dogs, which immediately retreated to the back yard. Close call, but we were no worse for the wear. Francesco grabbed his bike and we were off to the creek.

At 9:30 in the morning, the air was already warm, but there was a pleasant breeze blowing. The sounds and smells of the countryside were abundant. The loud drumming song of the cicadas came from all directions. In those days there were flocks of birds everywhere and they filled the air with songs and cheeps and chirps. The scent of grasses and wild flowers mingled with the faint smell of barnyards. Even at my young age, I was acutely aware of these things and I felt sure it was going to be a glorious day.

The creek was about two miles down the road and we arrived there soon after we left Francesco’s house. We pushed our bikes off the road, down toward the creek and hid them in some brush, away from the bridge. This was the same spot we always went to when we visited the creek.

This was Blacklick Creek, named by Native Americans who noticed the animals that frequented the creek licked its black-colored salt stones. It is a rock and slate-bed creek, which made it a good place to find crawdads, which resemble tiny lobsters. It was fun just to find and catch crawdads for no other reason than the thrill of the hunt, but they were also very good to use as bait. The creek was a good source of fish, including catfish, bluegill, and bass.

Today, however, our mission was to recover the old metal boat that Francesco and Bobby had discovered. I wanted to see if we could get it to float. Francesco led us to where this treasure lay half hidden. We stood there looking at it for a few moments. To call it a boat seemed a bit of a stretch. It was about 10 feet long, made of very thin, very rusty metal. It sported a number of well distributed holes in the hull, pretty much guaranteeing it was unseaworthy.

Is that it? Bear asked incredulously.

Yeah, Francesco replied.

I don’t think it’s going to float, I said, investing a few more moments of critical appraisal. Well, let’s drag it out where we can get a closer look at it.

With all the energy that only kids full of unreasonable optimism are capable of mustering, we laboriously dragged the hulk out of the tangle of weeds and water-logged deadfall and onto the edge of the creek. Despite its flimsy appearance it was surprisingly heavy. We studied it carefully and opined about the potential to patch it up before giving up the project as hopeless.

We distracted ourselves from our disappointment with a half-hearted hunt for crawdads, traveling up the creek in search of the ideal crawdad habitat. I noticed a distinctive looking log wedged along the opposite shore just a little farther upstream. It looked like it had been cut from a large tree as it was clean cut at one end with a kind of natural point at the other end. It might have been a tree that had been struck by lightning, splitting it down the middle. The tree must have been hollow because there was a cavity most of the way down the split. As I stood there studying this curious marvel, I realized that this was essentially a natural canoe. Okay, well that might be a bit of a stretch, but it warranted closer inspection, and, after all, we were in a nautical frame of mind.

I pointed out my observation to Francesco and Bear. They quickly recognized its potential and we set about getting this thing free of its