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    Being a Girl
    Being a Girl
    Being a Girl
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    Being a Girl

    By Hayley Long and Gemma Correll

    3.5/5

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    Being a girl is awesome. It can also be really, really hard. And no one knows that better than girls who are going through it right now. From BFFs to Mean Girls, selfies to self-esteem, pimples and periods and peer pressure, Being a Girl tells it like it is. Friendly, funny, reassuring, and totally honest, this is the book mothers will wish they had had when they were younger, and the one girls will turn to again and again.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
    Release dateOct 25, 2016
    ISBN9781449483654
    Being a Girl
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    Hayley Long

    Hayley Long lives in Norwich with her husband and a rabbit called Irma. Sometimes she is an English teacher, and the rest of the time she writes novels. They're the sort of novels which will make you laugh a bit and then make you feel sad a bit and then make you laugh again. Sort of like this: hahahaBOOHOOhahaha. Hayley also likes biscuits.

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    • 4/5
      Being A Girl is a fun, sassy and solid book about the tween and teen years. She dares to answer all of the questions a girl might have about bodies, relationship, sex and other typical teenage issues. What I like best is how she intertwines discussions of gender throughout the book and gives a heap of support for all girls to understand how gender roles are developed and maintained. This is especially critical for non-conforming girls, but really for every girl and boy. Haley Long is sex-positive in general and discusses the joy and excitement of the possibilities of sex but also specifically advocates for girls to take their time and make sure this is really a decision that is right for them. One issue that Ms. Long completely misses is how HIV is a risk and how to have safe sex. A big omission. Overall, a big shout out for honestly talking to girls about the issues that really matter.Thank you Edelweiss and Andrews McMeel Publishing for allowing me to review this book and give my honest opinion.
    • 4/5
       A (mostly) feminist-friendly book for girls about navigating puberty. Clever, but sometimes lacking depth.

    Book preview

    Being a Girl - Hayley Long

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    1. Being a Girl

    2. A Quick Herstory Lesson

    3. Alley Cats & Adolescence

    4. Code Red

    5. Face, Fashion, and First Impressions

    6. The Hair Necessities

    7. Matters of the Heart

    8. Sex: On a Need to Know Basis

    9. Being a Woman

    10. Helpful Stuff

    This book is for you. That’s right, YOU.

    Being a girl is awesome.

    And being a teenage girl is especially awesome.

    For one thing, you’re not yet a full-fledged adult, and this is good. It means that no one can reasonably expect you to behave like Ms. Matilda Mature for hours and hours on end. But at the same time, you’re not a little kid any more either. And this is good too. Because no one can reasonably expect you to wear that daisy cardigan that was lovingly hand-knitted for you by your grandma.

    And when you’re a teenage girl, you have plenty of time to do the things that you really want to be doing. Like sleeping and chatting and listening to loud music and sleeping and shopping and wearing cool clothes and sleeping and chatting and laughing so hard that it makes you cry and sleeping and dreaming and being a bit random.

    And when you’re a teenage girl, you don’t have to worry about the boring stuff. Like having a full-time job and paying bills.

    All in all, it’s a unique and special situation that you’re in.

    Happy days!

    So why waste your precious teenage time reading this book?

    Shouldn’t you just be living the teenage dream?

    The answer is yes and no. Live the dream, definitely. But spare a couple of hours to read this book too. There’s a good chance you might get something useful out of it. Because even though your age alone makes you one of planet Earth’s bright young things, being a teenage girl isn’t a nonstop bundle of LOLs.

    Sometimes it’s actually quite strange and baffling and seriously weird.

    And every once in a while, it’s just a total headache. Which you probably already know.

    On those headache days, you might catch yourself wishing you’d been born a boy. But if you think that boys have it easy, just take a moment to consider these two things:

    Thesmell of your bedroom. I bet it smells nice. Am I right? Now think of your brother’s bedroom.* Enough said.

    Male bodies are weird. I’m not being rude. I’m being factual. There’s no point denying it—the penis is a pretty peculiar apparatus. It has its uses, of course. In fact, it can do some marvelous things. But, be honest, would you really want a penis of your own?

    Nope. Me neither.

    * No brother? No problem. Just find a spare room in your house and throw in some wet grass, a couple of hamsters, several scoops of mashed potatoes, and a pair of sweaty soccer cleats. Then take a long hard sniff. If you did have a brother, there’s a good chance that this is what his room would smell like—more or less.

    Still wish you were a boy?

    If the answer is yes, please don’t panic—you’re not the first and you certainly won’t be the last. These things happen. It’s because gender is something that is thrust upon us whether we like it or not. A bit like a weird birthday present. Or that hand-knitted daisy cardigan. I’ll talk more about gender a little later on.

    If the answer is not yes but

    … then welcome back to the sisterhood, my friend. Being a girl is something worth celebrating. It means you’re

    And, OK, there are those awkward moments. And other sorts of weirdness too—but here’s the thing:

    You don’t need to go through any of the bad parts on your own.

    Because if there’s one thing that all of us girls tend to be pretty good at, it’s talking about how we feel. And that’s really handy. Because it means that some girl somewhere—whether it’s your best friend or your sympathetic sister or your trustworthy aunt or just some random woman who’s written a letter to a magazine—will know exactly how you feel and be happy to share the experience with you. This will make that awkward moment seem less bad and more normal. But just in case you still think that NOBODY understands and you’re in this totally on your own—you’re not! You’ve got me and I’m talking to you via this book!

    But who the heck am I?

    I write stuff for teenagers, and my mission here is to steer you through all of life’s harsher moments and tell you everything I know about being a girl. And I know a thing or two because:

    I’ve been one.

    I’m currently a woman.* Which is the same as being a girl, really—just older.

    In addition to being a writer, I was an English teacher for years—and this means I’ve chatted with teenage girls about every subject under the sun. That’s the beauty of books for you! They’re full of all sorts of delicious details that lead to all sorts of fascinating discussions. Shakespeare’s plays are the best. Because his favorite topics are pretty much these:

    sex, death

    &

    Betrayal

    * I’m not expecting this situation to change.

    By the way, do you know how old Juliet was when she snuck off in secret to marry her Romeo? Thirteen.

    So if you ever hear anyone ranting about how the young people of today are getting worse, quietly ignore them. They are wrong. Please feel free to use Romeo and Juliet as evidence.

    4. I’ve talked to a bunch of boys as well. This means I have inside information. I can tell you a bit about what boys think.

    Also, I promise not to talk to you as if you’re a toddler with a mouthful of Goldfish crackers—I’ll tell it to you straight.

    But before we go any further, I’m going to let you in on a personal secret. I was terrible at being a teenage girl.

    Or I thought I was. And if I could travel back in time and tell the thirteen-year-old me that one day I’d be trusted with the important task of writing this book, I’d laugh really hard in my own middle-aged face and say:

    And this sad fact was perfectly true. Which is why I thought I was terrible at being a teenage girl.

    Terrible smerrible.

    The truth

    What you are about to read next is probably the most important sentence I have ever written.

    Just make sure you’re being a fairly decent human being and you’ll be just fine.

    OK, let’s get going.

    So it’s easy, then? There’s no possible way to get this girl thing wrong?

    Hmm. Not exactly.

    When you reach a certain age, being a girl is actually really complicated. You’ve probably already discovered this for yourself.

    It starts getting complicated the second that we’re plopped out into the world. Maybe even before that. Maybe it actually begins the moment the doctor or nurse or midwife points at a fuzzy blob on a computer screen—the blob is you, by the way—and says, Oooh, it’s going to be a girl.*

    Because that’s when The Pressure starts.

    I need to pause here to introduce my Student Focus Group. This is a group of roughly sixty high school juniors and seniors—boys and girls—who helpfully chatted with me about their experiences growing up. The girls also wrote down answers to the following three questions:

    What are the three best things about being a girl?

    What are the three worst things about being a girl?

    What advice would you give to your thirteen-year-old self?

    Here are some of the responses to question 2.

    * If you’re reading this and you happen to be a boy or a man, it’s unlikely that anyone ever said this. But let me take this opportunity to CONGRATULATE YOU right now on being cool enough and curious enough to read a book called Being a Girl. Thank you, sir. I salute you.

    Notice a pattern? Yep, it’s the P-word.* It cropped up again and again and again.

    So where the heck is all this pressure coming from?

    Well, this is where we come to something really important …

    * By the way, there was another P-word mentioned. Give yourself a tampon if you can guess what it was.

    Gender and identity

    People belong to lots of groups. They sometimes join little ones like an art club or a sports team or the Girl Scouts. And other groups just claim them as members anyway. These are the big ones. Like working class or middle class. And being American or Mexican or Korean. And being Black or Asian

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