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    The $500 Question
    The $500 Question
    The $500 Question
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    The $500 Question

    By Donald Rump

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    Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! 

    Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? 

    For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words. 

    NOTE: There is some foul language and adult humor inside, so it's really not intended for children.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateApr 1, 2016
    ISBN9781624545030
    The $500 Question
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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