Out of the Mouth of Tenants
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Most of you may have lived in an apartment at one time or another or you may know someone who presently lives in an apartment. You may have heard stories about tenants and stories, or complaints they give to their landlords.
My name is Krista Callie, author of this book, and I am a property manager for an apartment complex in the Midwest United States.
During the years of my managing the apartment complex, I have had tenants from all walks of life come into my office and ask some of the most outlandish questions or make equally outlandish complaints.
I chronicled these incidents I have come across and formed them into a book. If you live or have lived in apartment, you may see yourself in one of these situations. I assure you I am not making fun of these renters and the stories they feed me. We are all human and sometimes put ourselves in situations that we later laugh at ourselves for getting into in the first place.
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Out of the Mouth of Tenants - Krista Callie
As they say on TV and movies, the names have been changed to protect the innocents—or in this case, the not so innocents.
Most of you may have lived in an apartment at one time or another or you may know someone who presently lives in an apartment. You may have heard stories about tenants and stories, or complaints they give to their landlords.
My name is Krista Callie, author of this book, and I am a property manager for an apartment complex in the Midwest United States.
During the years of my managing the apartment complex, I have had tenants from all walks of life come into my office and ask some of the most outlandish questions or make equally outlandish complaints.
I chronicled these incidents I have come across and formed them into a book. If you live or have lived in apartment, you may see yourself in one of these situations. I assure you I am not making fun of these renters and the stories they feed me. We are all human and sometimes put ourselves in situations that we later laugh at ourselves for getting into in the first place.
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Out of the Mouths of Tenants
Copyright © 2015 Krista Callie
ISBN: 978-1-4874-0302-7
Cover art by Latrisha Waters
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Out of the Mouths of Tenants
A Survival Guide to Apartment Management
By
Krista Callie
Chapter One
New tenants.
Moving into a new apartment can be stressful for anybody... filling out the paper work at the office, packing up, then moving